Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Has anyone gotten ahold of the stories? Forgot if they were ever posted.
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Yeah, someone did get them and they're right there in the OP.
The Cult of Gender
Better Late Than Never
Squiggly Lines and Silly Letters
I Sold My Soul to Pass
Amabilis Insania
The Final Voyage of the Cryptozoologist
Danny's Always Watching
Shooting Stars Only
It Gnaws Your Bones

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I really hope she doesn't invite a stranger over for sexytimes. Staph's sad in a fun way but if things got sad in a sexual assault aftermath sort of way... Eesh.

Gyro, please don't invite strangers into your home. Go meet in a shitty motel or something, at least there's other people around if things go bad.

But think we all know deep down neither of things would happen. She would chicken out before an actual meet up had potential to happen and honestly? Good for everyone in that case.

Man, those are some sad tiddies though. I need antidepressants after seeing those again.
 
Dont know who this is personally.
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She’s referring to Holden Caulfield and “The Catcher in the Rye.” This might be the most sensible thing I’ve ever heard her say, even though it’s the standard critique everyone makes these days and nothing special. Salinger would still kick her ass in a fight, though. He had more talent in his baby toe than she does in her entire being. And it’s not the only thing he wrote.
 
Poison oak isn't really a thing out where she lives, is it? I don't think it particularly matches her description on the dandelion part, and I'm pretty sure it's more of a West Coast plant, but MAN that would be funny as hell.

(For people who haven't had the pleasure, poison oak is an irritatingly common plant that, when touched, gets a not particularly obvious oil on whatever touched it... and is easy to then spread to anything that touches THAT. Said oil causes a nasty, itchy, unpleasant rash, and if you happened to touch the plant with your hands it's quite easy to get it all over the goddamn place. Not dangerous at all but a huge itchy nusiance for a few days).

Stapphy the queen of melodrama would probably assume she'd developed Ultimate Skin Death COVID or something.
There is definitely poison ivy, poison oak, and less commonly, poison sumac all over New York state.

Fun fact: some people are so allergic that they don't even have to touch the plant to get a rash absolutely EVERYWHERE. Ask me how I know. :(
 
It is if you have Staph's literary experience, i.e. being made to read it in high school and not giving a shit about literature as soon as she graduated.
Any time someone over 20 mentions a book like Great Gatsby, The Giver, Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, etc., it makes me feel like they haven't even bothered to pick up a book since being made to do so in school.
 
Any time someone over 20 mentions a book like Great Gatsby, The Giver, Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, etc., it makes me feel like they haven't even bothered to pick up a book since being made to do so in school.
The way she mentioned it confirms this: she said that he wrote "one book with the least likeable character, then dip[ped]." Salinger wrote three books and an absolute ton of short stories; she's assuming that what she had to read in 8th grade is the only thing he ever did.

It's like saying that Lou Reed's only recorded work was "Walk on the Wild Side" because that's the only song he officially charted with and you heard it in the background of a drag documentary.
 
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Any time someone over 20 mentions a book like Great Gatsby, The Giver, Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, etc., it makes me feel like they haven't even bothered to pick up a book since being made to do so in school.
Well, they are classics for a reason. I’d need context before looking down my nose at them.
 
Well, they are classics for a reason. I’d need context before looking down my nose at them.

The context would be that if you're already over the age of 20, and those are only books you can mention, chances are high you've not read any other books since grade/high school.
Because those books are assigned reading for most schools.
 
Staph saying MJ stims lol.
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Kiwifarms shout out.
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I doubt she makes her own.
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Cant blame him, being high would help tolerating staph.
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Boomer staph mad at the weather.
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In spite of people goofing off and riffing on her hideous selfies, fat and ugly is not enough to earn someone a thread here. At all. Keep on coping though.

And I hate to defend mister rainbow flag journalist, but Andy Ngo is telling the truth. Not the whole truth- plenty of RW morons and all kinds of retards are featured on the farms- but that's not his bag. He reports on antifa and extreme leftist types being shitty, so that's what he's doing here: he's pointing out that leftists (and troons, etc) are featured here, and that they're trying to silence KF and anyone who paints them in a bad light, just like they try and do to him.

And really, it's incredibly rich for Stephanie to say that her objection to KF has nothing to do with her being a leftist, after she and people like her have painted the farms as a fascist alt-right nationalist blah blah hate site for YEARS.

She's totally missed the point, and made it all about herself. In other words: another day for her on Twitter.
 
Everybody on the internet is called fat and ugly, Yarrow. If you can’t ignore it (or lean in like trendy fatties do), you shouldn’t be shooting for internet fame and influence.

No healthy cat looks like yours. We are genuinely concerned for his health because cats can’t handle being heavy. It hurts their joints.

I doubt she makes her own.
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I bet she uses a service which blends teas for you based on what boxes you tick on a form. Those can get expensive. It’s better than her only buying tea from starbucks, though. Keep up the good work, Yare! :)

Boomer staph mad at the weather.
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So? Cast a warming spell on yourself, witch.
 
"I dont want to work" we know lazy bitch, you live off your parents like a leech. Nobody wants to work, only a small few love their job that's life. Not everyone wants to be a burden on their parents. You are a POS
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Society doesn’t need druids, Yarrow. You useless mooch. Druid is a hobby.
 
Society doesn’t need druids, Yarrow. You useless mooch. Druid is a hobby.
She acts all superior saying jobs are not needed but this bitch just tard raged over not having a certain brand of eggs lol. If nobody had a job and just lived in the woods off their own labor shed be one of the first to die.
 
The context would be that if you're already over the age of 20, and those are only books you can mention, chances are high you've not read any other books since grade/high school.
Because those books are assigned reading for most schools.
Not in every country. I only know them because of the Simpsons and Family Guy. I'll get around to reading them eventually.
Boomer staph hates fireworks.
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"I dont want to work" we know lazy bitch, you live off your parents like a leech. Nobody wants to work, only a small few love their job that's life. Not everyone wants to be a burden on their parents. You are a POS
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One of the worst days of my life was when I got the letter that said I'd been accepted for disability. So much of my self esteem and self respect depended on my career, I only applied for disability to get family off of my back. Being told that I was now and forever some useless, worthless parasite on society was devastating. That was a few years ago and I still wonder what the point of me being alive is.

Getting home of the end of the day, tired but satisfied you'd worked hard is the best feeling in the world. Being relied on, having people respect your skills and your knowledge, making things work, making things flow, being part of a team... it's a wonderful, wonderful, feeling. Looking yourself in the eye when you see yourself in the mirror- god how I miss that.

Also, the money. Disability is a pittance. I miss a full pay check, being able to buy whatever I want, instead of scrimping and scratching for change.

Staph, you are cheating yourself out of so much. How can you bear it?
 
What are her disabilities, again? GERD, IBS, some minor executive function issues causing her to be generally clumsy and bumble around? All in addition to being a fucking retard with FAS and a crippling sense of unfounded superiority, of course.
That’s it.
She’s completely capable of working and has held down jobs in the past before trying to sanitise herself to death.
And yeah, she probably shouldn’t work a job that requires a high level of stress but there’s nothing stopping her from doing a few shifts at a store a few times a week.
My local supermarket hires pant-shitting tards as porters to clean up baskets and trolleys, and I’m sure most of us work with someone who’s more disabled that Staph claims to be.

She’s just fat and lazy, which is the most deadly disability a cow can suffer from.
 
What are her disabilities, again? GERD, IBS, some minor executive function issues causing her to be generally clumsy and bumble around? All in addition to being a fucking retard with FAS and a crippling sense of unfounded superiority, of course.
I want to say that she doctor shopped until she found one to diagnose autism officially, but I can’t be sure of where that can be found.
Unless you meant real disability, in which case… Nothing.
 
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