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[A Grey Cat]

I don't get it.

Why are they drinking out of wine bottles?

Self projection if the tranch's own love for wine is to be believed. Pennywise sleeps with the bottle right next to him on the table.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't get it.

Why are they drinking out of wine bottles?

Oh you, that's obviously a girl thing. Being miserable and drinking sweet red wine straight out of the bottle. Kind of like how a man would chug a beer.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Happy 2200 Pages Kevin! ​

Since @Hamberlard Raid doesn't appear to be around to supply Da Update this time around, I guess it falls on me to tag in. We passed 2100 pages on June 10th, and Kevin still doesn't. What has passed is a whole series of Happenings on the Tranch, all of them lovingly documented by the Kevin Gibes thread. Let's dive in:

• Kevin's nose piercing has grown multiple sizes bigger, in pursuit of the eventual goal of weighing down his face enough to pass for the Hunchback of Notre Dame
• Kiwi Farms user @Corn Flakes provides an excellent look into the disgusting physiology of the Amhole
• Kiwi Farms user @Meiwaku documents information on Kevin's Seattleite sideshow "GF," who is nowhere near as funny as Wedge but will still never have his own thread
• Wedge complains about the transphobia of lesbians wanting to have sex with women during Pride month
• Kevin is correctly gendered by a cop, providing a shining example for chuds everywhere
• In fear of retribution, Kevin censors the o from "Family D*llar"
• Kevin retweets some kind of pedophile rabbit diaper thing from Japanese Animal Crossing
• Kevin posts a photo of himself for the thread's enjoyment, has not made any progress on passing since we last checked in
• Kiwi Farms user @Open Window Maniac suggests that Kevin join the Navy if he wants to be a homosexual man with a thin veneer of denial so bad
• Kevin goes to the movies, consooms latest Marvel soyshit in matching masks with Jen
• Kevin suggests he is developing "Long COVID brain fog"
• Wedge begins dilating, a task he will have to do for the rest of his life
• Kevin weighs in on an El*n M*sk controversy, says nothing original
• Kevin endorses sexual violence
• Kevin wishes he could have been part of the Girl Scouts
• Wedge is turned on by going up a dilation size
• A based and peak transed 8 year old calls Kevin gay, Kevin thinks he meant lesbian
• Jen decides to start slinging accusations of pedophilia
• Kevin, in his words, spends "all of my money on toys lol"
• Kevin advances titty letter, admits that he was shitty at dilation
• Kevin sympathizes with a fellow member of the sisterhood who got a botched amhole (not that such a thing could ever happen to HIM)
• The Wellbutrin arc continues, as Kevin forgets to take his meds one morning and placebos himself into happiness
• Kevin posts a topless selfie
• Kevin buys a $140 Funko Pop, brags about it
• The thread gains a Rare Woods Kevin, along with Jen photos
• Kevin describes himself as a Westcliffe "beloved local"
• Kiwi Farms user @Blasted Heath describes Jen as one of the creepiest motherfuckers to ever enter a forest
• Kevin posts a selfie of himself with his polycule triad and numerous alcohol bottles in the background
• The Tranch met with some journalist
• Wedge got amhole complications
• Kevin temporarily locks down in response to minor criticism
• Despite complications, Wedge still gets horny when dilating
• Ancillary Gibesverse figure Bryan Loeper vagueposts about his relationship with Kevin being toxic
• Kevin vagueposts about the Loeper vaguepost, is very tired
• Kiwi Farms user @Gengar calls everyone in the Loeper vagueposting saga terminally online, suggests they go outside
• Kevin applies to get paid to Tweet
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• Kevin cooms on Twitter about a Tranch vistor, instead of interacting IRL
• Kiwi Farms user @Shovel Of Ammunition notices the disturbing amount of bedside alcohol lying around the Tranch
• Kiwi Farms user @MissAnthropist provides a look into Kevin's average follower
• Jen fedposts about Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
• Kevin reveals he considers himself an otherkin
• Kiwi Farms user @Furry Troon (ironically) makes an informative series of posts about transgenderism as a social contagion in the social media age
• Kevin gets a new girlfriend, is not actually a girl
• Kevin posts a dysphoria comic, Kiwi Farms user @Neko GF makes a funny edit
• Kiwi Farms user @Winnie the Poohnami predicts the Alpacalypse
• Kevin still has not washed his bedsheets
• Kevin goes to the "queer furry hair salon"
• Kevin describes himself as not very bright
• Kevin admits to drinking piss
• Jen's Twitter account gets suspended
• Kevin gets turned on by a taffy puller
• Kevin wants to go to the Emerald Isle, presumably to unite the Unionists and Republicans in a desire to get him off their island
• Wedge bitches about his neighbors setting off fireworks
• Kiwi Farms user @AssignedEva makes a post about the psychology of fetishes
• Kevin makes a post encouraging people not to go to "fashcon," a new furry convention in Oklahoma
• Kevin's titty letter advances further with the help of a more cooperative psych
• Kevin is awful at Kingdom Hearts
• Kiwi Farms user @T0oCoolFool makes a post predicting the lifespan of Kevin's bolt-ons
• Kevin brings about a cow crossover event with Anthony Reed II
• Kevin makes an abortion hot take, deletes it before the Farms can get to it
• Kevin orders $600 worth of plastic junk
• Kevin retweets a furry cartoon character putting ice up her vagina
• Kevin engages in Denfur drama
• Kevin's hairline continues to recede faster than the ocean at low tide
• Kiwi Farms user @FinnSven suggests Kevin is more like Jabba the Hutt than Janeway, because he is very fat
• Kevin's titty letter is FINISHED, removing the last impediment to Kevin getting bolt-ons
• Kiwi Farms user @Boris Blank's glass eye rewrites "If you Give a Mouse a Cookie" for the Kevin Gibes thread
• Kevin engages in MardollGate, then mass-deletes and locks down (for less than 12 hours) after getting minor blowback
• Kevin posts his moobs for National Boob Day
• Kevin goes outside, the occasion is immediately turned into a meme template by the Kiwi Farms

COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF "UNIMPRESSED KEVIN" MEMES
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Spoiler: Absolute bangers, all of them

• Kevin pretends he has extensive familiarity with Great Britain on Twitter
• A cashier at the local grocery store makes jokes at Kevin's expense- Kevin is too autistic to understand this, seethes anyway
• Wedge promises a "pussy reveal soon"
• Kevin makes an attempt at boymoding
• Kiwi Farms user @grandpasatan makes a post about how and why Kevin's skin is so awful
• Kevin continues to bitch about Denfur
• Kevin runs out of space to put his dinosaurs
• Kevin wants to move his septum piercing up a size
• Kevin causes a cow crossover event with Keffals

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Big ups @Beef Void

I'm late and gay, but the idea of Death Note staring Kevin is so funny to me, especially because he admits he wouldn't take the time and effort to find, judge and write down actual criminals, he has "better names" (people who call him a man online).

And, think about it. We already have a hyper-autistic hivemind detective with an anonymous identity to fight against him. Kiwifarms would become his L.

Spoiler: AM NOTE

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Big ups @Mr Snoid



Big ups @0 1

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Bro.

@MissAnthropist made this thing


Big ups @Gengar

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Big ups @MissAnthropist

I decided to do a quick scroll through the likes on Kevvy's vaguetweets about the "cutie" he's lusting after to see if it was obvious who he's talking about. Pretty much the same group seems to like all the tweets (and 80% have the words lesbian, system, and trans in their bios) but no luck figuring it out from a quick search.

It wasn't totally fruitless though, as I present some of Kevvy's loyal orbiters:

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(I'm not archiving sorry, total low effort max lols post here)

Big ups @Aunt Carol

Here, I found a diagram:
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Big ups @GleamingTheQ-Bert

 

[Path Wanderer]

I don't get it.

Why are they drinking out of wine bottles?

Feminine things, you know

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Are you a cishet ally secretly supporting fascism? Kevin says to do better:

Anti-fascism can take a lot of effort from allies of trans people. No effort from Kevin, though.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Anti-fascism can take a lot of effort from allies of trans people. No effort from Kevin, though.

Oh, wow, are you saying my existence alone isn't anti-fascism? I literally do not have the spoons for this conversation right now.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Thank you @Fetish Roulette for thinking of me and putting in the great work! My apologies, I have been extraordinarily busy as of late, but I managed to write an update for the last 100 pages! Sorry for being late and gay, I hope you lovelies can forgive me: I did not forget about you.

Happy 2200 pages Kevin!!​

We surpassed 2100 pages on June 10th, and Kevin is still an XY-chromosome-having gargoyle that drinks the semen of the developmentally disabled. So, what has transpired since then?

• Kevin upsized his septum piercing to the point where he can feel it weighing him down whenever he moves
• He then goes on to describe his gender as an “agender woman, a robot who chose gender, but only the parts she thought were the shiniest, and she discarded the rest”
• With the help of KF user @Meiwaku we learn that Kevin’s new “girl” “friend” is a marine and active, marching activist, not a keyboard warrior like most troons
• According to Wedge, now Stump, his recovery is going smoothly
• Kevin was “gendered correctly” by a cop which caused him to feel gender euphoria
• Kevin and his loathsome dung eater visit the movie theater
• The Tranch’s contracting service advertises itself as “handyfolk services”
• Wedge can fit a Size 3 dilator (10 cm, 3.9 in) into his axe wound without issue, at least he is dilating unlike Kevin
• Kevin seethes more about El*n M*sk
• By his own admission, Kevin has never been dumped for being unattractive
• Wedge levels up to Size 4, Kevin is shaking his fist in the air right now
• An eight-year-old asked Kevin, “Are you a boy?”
• Kevin’s “trans coordinator” secured Kevin a referral letter from a gender therapist for bolt-ons; however, breast augmentation clinics are not taking in patients with WPATH letters now
• He then goes on to express his frustration with the revision vaginoplasty clinic ghosting him, as he believes the clinic is placing him at the bottom of his list due to his “being shitty at dilation and doing it to himself”
• According to Kevin, he dilated more than Jen, loathsome dung eater
• In stark contrast to previous statements, Kevin, suddenly, claims that county locals love the Tranch inhabitants
• Kevin and his “polycule triad” take a selfie that reveals an impressive liquor stash behind them
• The Tranch have been in contact with journoscum Joshua Zitser
• Kevin locks his Twitter, likely due to someone he doesn’t like interacting with him
• Wedge is unable to sit at his desk but he claims to take the Size 5 dilator
• Kevin and Wedge broke up in part due to seldomly texting and interacting with one another
• Kevin applies for “superfollows” wherein Twitter users can pay to see exclusive tweets (like Patreon or OnlyFans)
• Kevin lusts after a “cutie” in town
• Now, Kevin has “species dysphoria”
• Due to “blinding dysphoria,” Kevin believes he lacks hips
• Loathsome dung eater Jen’s Twitter account is suspended and likely banned
• Kevin and other troons somehow manage to sexualize the process of taffy pulling
• On Non-Binary People’s Day, Kevin affirms that he is an agender woman
• In reaction to the recent American legal controversy following Roe v. Wade’s overturning, Kevin believes there is “significant inequality” due to men not being able to receive abortions
• Kevin “accidentally” pre-orders $600 worth of plastic toys
• Kevin claims that Kiwi Farms calling Kevin Kevin does not upset Kevin
• In other news, reminding everyone how unbothered you are, unprovoked, most definitely indicates you are not bothered whatsoever
• Kevin finds a new gender therapist that will write his bolt-on surgery referral letter sooner; he also muses about FFS surgery as Kaiser Permanente will begin covering the procedure next year
• Wedge, now Stump, ponders if he should give the audience a “pussy reveal”
• Kevin claims he has not taken a “decent selfie” in a year by virtue of his phone

Big ups @Mr Snoid



Big ups @MissAnthropist








Big ups @Mr Snoid

Big ups @GleamingTheQ-Bert

Big ups @lfaw

Thank you for reading my nonsense and sorry again for posting late.

 

[stupid frog]

Curiosity got the better of me, so I looked up this shitty webcomic artist's Twitter acct. Was not surprised. Checks all the boxes: manly facial structure with cleft chin, furry armpits, "quirky" / "random" stuffed elephant on top of head (stop, ur killin' me with ur madcap antics!), oversized glasses. Oh look, smug AGP expression! Much woman!

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Tell me you're a cliched AGP troon without telling me, buddy.

That's a Pokemon elephant.

Also, I'm not surprised.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Basically, this entire time he's been trying to buy "NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS/GUYS" status like he does with his toys, except more exceptional and fetishy.

Jesus this man is fucking hopeless.


Maybe I'm the tard but something tells me Ari did a lot in those 16 years as a man and didn't really lose them. How embarrassing.

I don't know what to say every time Kevin says "THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE!!" As in, Penny and Bonnie decided to put their house up as a public business. There's more than just assholes on the farms who know the address.

I wish Null was besties with Cloudflare CEO. That way he might get some special money or something.

Also, can't wait for Cloudflare to be taken down so Discord and other sites that use it get taken down at the same time, thus causing troons to shit their pants as they realize they fucked up all their pathways to social media.

do not call him a man, for he is not.

Don't call him a woman, for he is not.

His level of immaturity indicates that Kevin gibes is a child, who never grew up.

A big, fat, ugly, dumb, dickless child.

Who will never be a real woman.

 

[AMHOLIO]

do not call him a man, for he is not.

Don't call him a woman, for he is not.

He level of immaturity indicates that Kevin gibes is a child, who never grew up.

A big, fat, ugly, dumb, dickless child.

Who will never be a real woman.

Sadly, he will never be a child again either. He keeps LARPing as one on his diaper account (which no one has updated us on since it's islamic) and calls himself a bratty little often so no, he still is a terrible one of those since children have the capacity to learn, grow, and change. The only thing that grows on Kevin is his gut.

He is a man, in the sense that it only means he was born with a penis. If you like, call him a male human. A man who didn't grow up is still a man, just a failure of one.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Kevin posted his bitchtits again but I wasn't really looking for that so here's a vastly superior picture he posted, I scrolled down a bit to help:
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Tranch got a new propaganda piece, I'll go post it in the Tranch thread if it's not there already:
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Dysphoria:
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Droppin plates on his ass:
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lol gender is so heckin weird:
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Are you a cishet ally secretly supporting fascism? Kevin says to do better:
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Drones? All we’d have to do is open google maps and look for the giant brown patch. Or just google property records.

Do they think that kiwi farmers.. live near there? Or go on special expeditions to fly the drones ?

He probably thinks Null personally flew a drone all the way from Serbia to the Tranch. Seeing as nobody on the farms ever leaves their basements.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

The less a ”trans woman” has to leave their lairs, the less they try to pass. I’m sure Kevin would try to compare this to how actual women might not bother with makeup or doing their hair when they aren’t going out, but of course, they’re still obviously women.

Sadly, he will never be a child again either. He keeps LARPing as one on his diaper account (which no one has updated us on since it's islamic) and calls himself a bratty little often so no, he still is a terrible one of those since children have the capacity to learn, grow, and change. The only thing that grows on Kevin is his gut.

I’ve said this before, but even Kevin’s disgusting fetishes are half-arsed. I wouldn’t leave a child in his care for dozens of reasons, but at least I don’t think he’d even try to molest them.

 

[Piss Bear]

The less a ”trans woman” has to leave their lairs, the less they try to pass. I’m sure Kevin would try to compare this to how actual women might not bother with makeup or doing their hair when they aren’t going out, but of course, they’re still obviously women.



I’ve said this before, but even Kevin’s disgusting fetishes are half-arsed. I wouldn’t leave a child in his care for dozens of reasons, but at least I don’t think he’d even try to molest them.

He wouldn’t try and molest them no. He’d either be staring at his phone and Twitter while he’s supposed to be babysitting or maybe trying to “crack the kid’s egg.” …

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

He wouldn’t try and molest them no. He’d either be staring at his phone and Twitter while he’s supposed to be babysitting or maybe trying to “crack the kid’s egg.” …

Maybe posting heartwarming accounts about how this kid sees him as a true and honest woman and failing to notice they’re either terrified or deeply bemused by him.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I think he would try to molest the child. The only time that he isn't lazy is when he is cooming.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think he would try to molest the child. The only time that he isn't lazy is when he is cooming.

Naive of you to think he can still coom.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Naive of you to think he can still coom.

I guess he still thinks he can coom?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Naive of you to think he can still coom.

He can try, which is just as bad if a child is involved.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Naive of you to think he can still coom.

He tries to. In my book that counts.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

I guess he still thinks he can coom?

Kevin lives for the coom; paradoxically, he is physically unable to coom. This causes a feedback loop in which his inability to coom causes him to crave the coom ever more desperately.

He really thinks he can actually achieve a female orgasm. That’s the funny part. He genuinely, earnestly thinks that he can. Oh, Kevin, if only you had not lost your mind to the coom. Perhaps you would be able to understand that not only will you never experience a female’s coom, but you will never experience a male’s coom ever again.

How tragic, heartbreaking, tear-jerking. They should have sent a poet.