Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

There are about 17 1.5oz shots in a 750ml bottle so yeah, I'd say it's normal (depending on the amount of booze consumed outside of the bedroom) but also not super healthy to need a shot before bedtime.

Maybe wrong to ask that question on a primarily British forum

 

[stupid frog]

I'm so gay I can't even make eye contact with a woman because I'm too attracted to her. It's not a weirdo male thing because I can't get an erection anymore. Just sexy gay queer lesbian genderfluidness. Hope she wants to kiss.

its a dude not a woman and you know it

 

[Miss Misery]

Maybe wrong to ask that question on a primarily British forum

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[brahsparagus]

The creepiest part of this is the person he's talking about is likely a mutual on Twitter and he's still desperately creeping.


There are about 17 1.5oz shots in a 750ml bottle so yeah, I'd say it's normal (depending on the amount of booze consumed outside of the bedroom) but also not super healthy to need a shot before bedtime.

There is a lot of bizarre shit in this thread, and so, so much cringe.

However, for some reason, this takes the cake for me. I cannot suspend disbelief any longer.

Imagine having so little shame that you post your utterly desolate life for autistic farmers to reap; years of you making an absolute fool of yourself on the internet, flaunting your monstrosity of a gender identity to anyone and everyone. Not just that, but peacockholing your political views, and relationship breakdowns.

Imagine all this, yet being so socially inhibited and lacking in confidence that you can't even ask/seduce someone someone you like who is visiting the place you live and is probably well aware of your views towards polyamory and (supposed) free love. So instead, you post multiple cringe AF tweets hinting at the desire for closer interaction. What the absolute fuck??? In my experience ugly girls are the pushiest ones of all!!!

 

[s0mbra]

So did the outdoor troon "torch" your relationships, or did Neck manipulate Wedge into them both leaving at once? And what role did you play in this, Kevvy?

This is the polycule breakup arc I was waiting for. His first tweet about getting dumped was like "I'm so sad. Guess I was a bad partner. Wish them all the best" and now it's "evil forces are afoot that caused this whole thing, and nothing is my fault."

I gotta say - I think Kevvy was really into that clown prostitute. He seems to be really genuinely sad over their breakup, which just means the milk is gonna be extra rich for a while because we know Kevvy has no filter or ability to regulate his own emotions.

Kevin isn't sad because he actually liked wedge, kevvie is sad because he got dumped, which made him feel bad, and nobody is allowed to do that to kevvie. So now he's having a temper tantrum like a little child and trying to rationalize the situation in any way but the truth. That he's a piece of shit that even a literal busted ass transvestite clown prostitute doesn't want him. He's doing mental donuts trying to find a way to blame everyone else but himself.

Normal amount of bedside alcohol consumption in 17 days?

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How do you eagle eyes autists spot this stuff

 

[MissAnthropist]

I decided to do a quick scroll through the likes on Kevvy's vaguetweets about the "cutie" he's lusting after to see if it was obvious who he's talking about. Pretty much the same group seems to like all the tweets (and 80% have the words lesbian, system, and trans in their bios) but no luck figuring it out from a quick search.

It wasn't totally fruitless though, as I present some of Kevvy's loyal orbiters:


(I'm not archiving sorry, total low effort max lols post here)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It wasn't totally fruitless though, as I present some of Kevvy's loyal orbiters:

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(I'm not archiving sorry, total low effort max lols post here)

The first one isn't entirely awful but then he ruined it in the second picture.

I thought I knew who the obvious winner was but the text for the last one pulled off a surprise victory. Dude told everyone how to ruin his opinion of every haircut he ever gets for the rest of his life.

 

[MissAnthropist]

The first one isn't entirely awful but then he ruined it in the second picture.

I thought I knew who the obvious winner was but the text for the last one pulled off a surprise victory. Dude told everyone how to ruin his opinion of every haircut he ever gets for the rest of his life.

The last one was my fav too, and I had to go back for more. Holy shit, @OutcastToad is a delusional gift that keeps on giving (man ass, that is)

Spoiler: Abandon All Hope Etc.

He's been "transitioning" for over three years HRT is magic y'all.



Bonus misogyny:

Brb gonna go fuck off into the ocean.

 

[Bob_]

"Girl bulge" That's the stupidest name for a cock I have ever heard!

And the carnival freaks was amazing @MissAnthropist , your avatar is horrendous but damn you do good work. Each was more hideous/delusional then the last!!!

 

[Super Shiro]

Gah! I got the jumpscare of a lifetime opening that spoiler tab. I think opening spoilers on Kiwi Farms is just self-harm at this point. Aaanyway:

"don't be creepy in the replies"
"locking my account so chasers can't see this"

The fuck is the point of posting butt-naked pictures on Twitter and going "don't be horny"? It's not like anyone is going to, not even the "chasers" he's supposedly trying to avoid, but it's such a weird thing to do. If you don't want creepy attention, don't plaster your nudes all over the internet for people to see, dummy! Also, fuck that third image and fuck every person on Twitter (or anywhere) who does that. I've seen troon after troon post their nudes in response to people they disagree with to "own" them. It should unironically be considered a sex offense.

Spoiler: You know what's behind this.

This person has a Hank Hill ass by the way.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

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Gah! I got the jumpscare of a lifetime opening that spoiler tab. I think opening spoilers on Kiwi Farms is just self-harm at this point. Aaanyway:

"don't be creepy in the replies"
"locking my account so chasers can't see this"

The fuck is the point of posting butt-naked pictures on Twitter and going "don't be horny"? It's not like anyone is going to, not even the "chasers" he's supposedly trying to avoid, but it's such a weird thing to do. If you don't want creepy attention, don't plaster your nudes all over the internet for people to see, dummy! Also, fuck that third image and fuck every person on Twitter (or anywhere) who does that. I've seen troon after troon post their nudes in response to people they disagree with to "own" them. It should unironically be considered a sex offense.

Spoiler: You know what's behind this.

This person has a Hank Hill ass by the way.
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So… Flat.

I can’t look away.

 

[FinnSven]

The last one was my fav too, and I had to go back for more. Holy shit, @OutcastToad is a delusional gift that keeps on giving (man ass, that is)

Spoiler: Abandon All Hope Etc.

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He's been "transitioning" for over three years HRT is magic y'all.

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Bonus misogyny:
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Brb gonna go fuck off into the ocean.

I hear his tweets in Marvin the paranoid android’s voice.

https://youtu.be/z0yBf1JKTw8

 

[Trianon]

The fact that he admits both him and Wedge stopped texting each other and is still acting so torn up about this breakup is laughable. You mean you had an entire "girlfriend" you couldn't even bother to text?? Kevin also admits he never bothered to ask how Wedge was doing, just in general. Sounds like there was pretty much no relationship there at all. We knew that already but it's crazy that Kevin is freely admitting that he's a shitty partner on the tl.

He thought that by putting in no effort he could also never be rejected. He's just upset that someone confronted him instead of letting the whole thing peter out into mutually forgetting about each other.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I've seen troon after troon post their nudes in response to people they disagree with to "own" them. It should unironically be considered a sex offense.

Hm...I wonder if you could sue over that. Someone like JKR has enough money to sue Twitter & and every perverted troon who is posting his nudes without consent.

 

[Grift Garrison]

 

[FinnSven]

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Maybe a number of these Troons have fallen in toxic waste?

 

[Oxyjen]

Maybe wrong to ask that question on a primarily British forum

It’s to numb the pain in his teeth. Innit guv.

 

[Sun Sucker]

Bonus misogyny:
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Brb gonna go fuck off into the ocean.

The sheer hatred for women that comes out of Kev's online circles never ceases to amaze me. "Cis cunt", the absolute hatred at the fact that the woman in question is actually a real woman and not playing pretend like he does with his "girlbulge". "Lump us in with cis men, you deserve everything bad in your life" in regard to being able to get women pregnant, because apparently taking synthetic estrogen for 3.5 years kills your chances of producing sperm. Meanwhile his narrow hips, male pattern fat storage, thin hair, and forehead that makes up 2/3s of his face tell a completely different tale.

Cope and seethe, "Alyssa", and get an amhole installed at your earliest convenience so I can tell you to dilate. As a bonus, you also won't have to worry about a vasectomy and will be completely different than those cissy men when it comes to bodily autonomy.

Edit: grammar/ spacing

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

"Was that Earl? Hold on, I need a quick swig before I can hold the gun steady from the shakes."

Clearly Wedge actually ran off with Earl.

 

[UncleDaddy]

I'm absolutely tickled pink because to my recollection, the only other person Kevvy broke up with in the time we've been watching is Rioley and he legit did not give a fuck when that happened. I am pretty sure it was barely even a blip in the toy posting he usually does. But he's absolutely melting down over Wedge and Neck and the difference between the two situations is such a delight.

Also, Alyssa freaks me out because they hit that uncanny valley part of my brain and somehow looks like Dwight in a longer wig. I hate it.