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keffals what are you going to do when every single person who has a kiwi farms account has been renditioned to CIA black sites and you're still getting pizzas
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Neko GF said:
This exceptional individual does actually have his own thread. He's a brony drama whore, fedora tipper, and all-around very, very exception individual who's best known for founding a brony convention.

Only reason I know he exists is because he made the bizarre claim that the forum denies being transphobic.

Thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/purple-tinker-jessica-blank-prpltnkr-jonathan-louis-blank.30934/
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I mean, the forum isn't transphobic per se. Perhaps individuals on the forum are transphobic, but that's not an explicit goal of the forum. We also have threads on insane terfs too, like Exulansic and Karen Davis.

It just so happens that troons are massively more likely to be embarrassing lolcows, so they end up with more threads, but that's just how the numbers turn out.
Violence King said:
I'm curious about this too - are there *Any* reformed lolcows?
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Ironically, it was a low dose of estrogen that fixed his mental issues. He snapped out of it, stopped believing he was a menstrual pad, donated his pad collection to homeless charities, and got his life together.

Idk I think he originally had some trauma while serving in the military.
Jaimas said:
got dysphoria removed from the DSM-V.
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Gender dysphoria is still in the DSM V. Has to be, in fact, to get insurance coverage.
 
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"I just made $100k off of my paypiggies but I don't want to pay for food"
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This story is so unbelievable and a stupid attempt, but I expect nothing less from this retard. I don't condone getting into accounts not yours, but not our fault your password security was so poor if this did really happen. Lucas, you won't be able to fit into your airplane seat if you gorge on all of that, fucking fatty.
 
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Cubikimi said:
Wewlad, reading through this fucking milk train took forever. Yeah Keffals is definitely gotta be winning lolcow of the fucking year lmfao. It’s absolutely astounding with all the crying and literally fake as fuck accusations going on that Keffals’ troon brigade is pumping out. Can’t wait to see what happens when Keffals literally gets nothing done.

Out of curiousity and because I’m a newfag, has there been any cows that saw their thread and didn’t act like this fucking clown? Highly doubt it but who knows?
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I’m debating starting a channel just to get a thread here, so I can find out what I’ve been up to.
 
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Kerry said:
This. One day he is crying about fearing for his life and how he is going to march to the CloudFlare HQ and demand they take down the evil Kiwifarms.
Then the next day he is talking about going to Europe. Is the cash in his pocket really burning that hard that he stops his "righteous" crusade before it even really began.
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This.

I didn't believe for a second that any of that money from gofundme was really intended for no lolsuit. I wondered wtf he really wanted with that gofundme.
 
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If the company wont bow down, involve the government
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If Clouldflare doesn't drop KF, Nancy Pelosi will face competition for her congressional seat?

Bwahahahahaha!

Niggas, that bitch is going to die of natural causes in her congressional seat. Just like Ted Kennedy did.

Good lord, these people grow more and more unhinged by the hour it seems like. I love it.
 
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Captain Manning said:
If Clouldflare doesn't drop KF, Nancy Pelosi will face competition for her congressional seat?

Bwahahahahaha!

Niggas, that bitch is going to die of natural causes in her congressional seat. Just like Ted Kennedy did.

Good lord, these people grow more and more unhinged by the hour it seems like. I love it.
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keffals is delusionally coping. does he really think that many people give a fuck about people sending him pizzas and hacking his uber and sending him food?
 
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Poe the Sheep said:
This story is so unbelievable and a stupid attempt, but I expect nothing less from this retard. I don't condone getting into accounts not yours, but not our fault your password security was so poor if this did really happen. Lucas, you won't be able to fit into your airplane seat if you gorge on all of that, fucking fatty.
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Lucas is certainly dumb enough to make his uber account easily accessible but doesn’t delivery use your phones gps location to figure out the address to deliver too? Because no one on Farms has found out where he is now as far as I know.


This sounds like gayops to get more money and attention.
 
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