Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Consider that he was screencapping Null's posts as well as the massive notice at the top of the thread to show off to his followers.
If he had an entire subforum he can use that escalation of attention as a Twitter-certifiable method of claiming his life is in danger for real this time because we would supposedly be obsessed with him.

He is gaming the Farms for his grift, and giving him more attention for the nothingburgers he is serving up only provides him more pity from gullible retards that think we interact with lolcows and that a-logs are not punished for fucking with people.
OK but him accelerating his crusade/grift/shitpost would be hilarious. He's been amazingly entertaining already, just imagine the potential content we could get out of him going farther off the deep end.

And he's only grifting money from retarded pedophiles and troons anyway so idk why anyone gets genuinely mad about it or acts like it's something that needs to be stopped. Y'all niggas gotta stop taking shit like this so seriously.
 
So Snatchquatch now tries to bark up people he receives as in a position to cancel out the dreaded farms? How original. No one ever tried that before, wow.
What's next, running to one of those courts which have no jurisdiction over a citizen of another country? Even more original.

It's like trannys and cows always follow the same modus operandi and can't learn from the failures of others.

//Edit: No one used Snatchquatch before here. Original true and honest content (tm) do not steal!
 
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OK but him accelerating his crusade/grift/shitpost would be hilarious. He's been amazingly entertaining already, just imagine the potential content we could get out of him going farther off the deep end.

And he's only grifting money from retarded pedophiles and troons anyway so idk why anyone gets genuinely mad about it or acts like it's something that needs to be stopped. Y'all niggas gotta stop taking shit like this so seriously.
I said this about 900 pages back (lol) but in ecology, the concept of "Carrying Capacity" is one of the guiding principles. Basically a given environment, biome, ecosystem, or in this case "community" only has so many resources to go around before it starts to stress the environment from having too many individuals consuming resources from the same spot. The amount of resources that can be consumed before environmental degradation occurs is called the Carrying Capacity of that particular area.

Troons exist in an ecosystem - a warped, demonic web of pedophiles, zoophiles, furries, lolicon artists and other degenerates but an ecosystem nonetheless.

The more money they have to throw at their fellow troons, the closer they get to carrying capacity and eventual "environmental collapse".

You already see it happening with Lucas' fellow troons getting angry at him for raising all that money and not breaking them off a chunk for hormone pills or whatever (this mirrors animals in nature beginning to cannibalize each other as carrying capacity is approached, reached and exceeded).

The money is slowing down even though the outrage and media coverage stays dialed to 11.

People are getting fatigued by this scuffed Glenn Danzig lookin motherfucker.
As time goes on this trend will exacerbate, especially if Lucas keeps doubling down (he will)
 
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Day 1 of yet another 3 day /pol ban.

I'm getting tired of all this troon shit. These people are victims of a corrupt cabal hell bent on destroying western civilization. And it goes much deeper than that. I mean, look at some of these studies...

Article 1:
Mental health of transgender children who are supported in their identities

Article 2:
Gender affirming surgeries improve quality of life

Twenty years ago these people would be locked up with key tossed away now all of a sudden they're "stunning", "brave", or the best one yet, "valid".

"Trans rights" may be the biggest fraud in the history of healthcare, maybe even bigger than the coof now that we have these mental cases spreading monkeypox but that's another whole other can of worms.

Now on the subject of this Lucas retard I think he deserves everything he gets. I mean it's pretty obvious that he was grooming kids so he's a piece of shit. I hate how he's a whiny little bitch who constantly plays the victim card. The green screen shit was either single digit iq move or he knew what he was doing. I'm not one to call thing fake often but this whole situation seems fishy and I'm grateful for you NEETs on here doing the Lord's work.

In short of all that, I can't help but feel a bit sorry for you, Lucas. You were clearly groomed yourself and now you're just another cog in the machine, a casualty of the zionist agenda. And seeing as you were an incel in the past, you transmutated into the very thing you vowed to destroy. Ironic.


You will never be a real woman. That is all.
 
Don't worry there's a 90% chance fuck all is gonna happen because Canadian Law means fuck all to American citizens
I wouldn't discount the possibility Keffals is dumb enough to sue Null in a Canadian court, but as explained earlier, it's completely fucking pointless from a legal standpoint unless Keffals just wants an expensive roll of toilet paper to wave around. The most savage response Null could give to a Canadian lawsuit would be nothing.

OK but him accelerating his crusade/grift/shitpost would be hilarious. He's been amazingly entertaining already, just imagine the potential content we could get out of him going farther off the deep end.
Sure, but I'm pretty sure it's not our mandate to push Keffals in that direction. There shouldn't be a subforum created just because it will cause Lucas to sperg even harder.
 
Sure, but I'm pretty sure it's not our mandate to push Keffals in that direction. There shouldn't be a subforum created just because it will cause Lucas to sperg even harder.
tbh I agree I don't think he needs a subforum at all. I'm just pushing back on the idea that we should avoid doing things because they might encourage him to create more funny content.
 
Isn’t harassing people and threatening them to do your bidding amass against like… TOS with Twitter?

Seems odd that’s cool but calling a troon the wrong gender is an instant ban, lol
We are rapidly approaching step 5 faster than I've ever seen before
5) Everyone including the initiator of the slander of KF is now known as a group of mentally unstable and hyper-aggressive individuals that can't be reasoned with, and the creator themselves is either shunned off the Internet, becomes a living meme no one can take seriously (DSP), or sinks into obscurity.
Godspeed Keffals, and your asylum of a following
 
Isn’t harassing people and threatening them to do your bidding amass against like… TOS with Twitter?

Seems odd that’s cool but calling a troon the wrong gender is an instant ban, lol
Troons harassing companies and randos and trying to intimidate them into caving in their demands= Call to action, completely justified.

The Farms making fun of Lucas and his fans for being retarded= Targeted harassment, must be banned of everything.
 
Wewlad, reading through this fucking milk train took forever. Yeah Keffals is definitely gotta be winning lolcow of the fucking year lmfao. It’s absolutely astounding with all the crying and literally fake as fuck accusations going on that Keffals’ troon brigade is pumping out. Can’t wait to see what happens when Keffals literally gets nothing done.

Out of curiousity and because I’m a newfag, has there been any cows that saw their thread and didn’t act like this fucking clown? Highly doubt it but who knows?
 
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I wouldn't discount the possibility Keffals is dumb enough to sue Null in a Canadian court, but as explained earlier, it's completely fucking pointless from a legal standpoint unless Keffals just wants an expensive roll of toilet paper to wave around.
That's probably exactly what he wants. something he can wave in front of his fans and show he is doing "something" and then grift more money from people.

I am increasingly leaning towards the side of this just being one gigantic grift that is sucking in every checkmark that ever disliked the forum.

The whole "if this protest gets enough traction" thing is what swayed me into believing he probably doesn't even care about the forums. It's all just one big ratio to him, with alot of delirious cows being tricked into some fake ass "movement" that is promising the one thing in the world they want.

From this point I am just going to assume that all of the checkmarks that are putting any of there weight behind this are literally being trolled by Lucas and looking at it that way, its even funnier.
 
Now, that this thread reached over 1000 pages I am happy to conclude that I have enough data to introduce my series of True and Honest scientific theorems, which I dubbed "The Keffals Theorems". They the go as follow, with evidence:

1st Keffals Theorem
Statement: By the ammont of Keffals' tard rage you can predict the scale of his future fails.
Proof: Feeling that Mango Ranch is after his sorry ass, Lucas desperately tard rages at Sturdust, and then proceeds to be drivven out of his house and hotel.

2nd Keffals Theorem
Statement: Any harm Keffals inflicts\wishes was inflicted on others backfires at him with greater intencity.
Proof: Bans Destiny on Twitch, gets banned there himself. Wishes someone to be swatted, gets swatter, etc.

3rd Keffals Theorem
Axiom
: Any win Keffals scores, with intense gloating on his part, will be proceeded with incredible fail.

4th Keffals Theorem
Axiom: There is no such fail that Keffals won't try to claim to be a victory on his part.
Truly theorems to behold. May I add one?

5th Keffals Theorem​

Axiom: Those who troon shall be treated as goons.
 
Lucas is using KiwiFarms as a scapegoat because whoever he did piss off would likely spill the beans on whatever dumb or evil thing Lucas did to incur that person's ire.

If Lucas blames KiwiFarms, he doesn't have to reveal who actually did the SWATting and, more importantly, why.

It may have something to do with Catboy Ranch. In which case, that person should get an account here and share with us what hideous shit Lucas coerced him to do. Stop the groomer from striking again.
My theory is that keffals was losing viewship and running out fundraiser money he grifted before and decided to either cause or ask someone to swat him. He lies constantly and is making up tons of shit about what happened. Exaggerations and lies all of it. The guy in Toronto wasn’t actually swatted (per the police) and the cops didn’t do a no knock raid and instead talked to keffals boyfriend and the landlord. They didn’t even knock the door down. I find it hard to believe the cops would point their assault rifles at someone in a residence that had the door opened for them.
 
Keffals is malding that the Cloudflare Trust & Safety guy untagged himself from an orbiters crying tweet

It's basically just a way to remind the followers to go harass that individual some more
Edit: Which may be why he's now had to put all his recent tweets on Follows/Mentions only mode

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Edit 2: Who wouldn't want to work with these fine upstanding citizens to "make the internet a safer place"?

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Nothing is more deluded and smug than a twitter tranny
 
I would never ever advocate snitching to the jannies, especially not Twitter jannies, but these tweets did raise a question in my mind: is it against the Twitter terms of service to advocate for DDoSing specific websites?

The glorification policy uses the undefined term of "violent crimes" but never defines "violence" which we all know words can be:
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There's arguably an interpretation, especially the tweets targeting Null personally, that these types of tweets are potentially actionable by the jannies:
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Falsely accusing Null of crimes to justify advocacy of crimes would seem to fall within the requirement of at least, deletion:
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Again, nobody should report these tweets to the jannies, jannies are cops, I'm just asking hypothetically since these seem to be the rules that the Keffals fans arguably prefer if they'd like the broad interpretation of them used like they are currently doing for DOXXING OVER STATE AND INTERNATIONAL BORDERS?

Keffals should come on here and debate me about it.
The operative word in all this shit is “protected”. In other words they hide behind that little word to justify wanting to kill rape and maim JKR, Null, or any of us that point and laugh.
 
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