DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kheapathic]

Level 85 and still thinking he needs to grind... dude, Sephiroth isn't that fucking hard. Bizarro Sephiroth can be a bit of a problem since you don't expect to have a multi-party battle; but Safer Sephiroth isn't that bad. Yes his stats grow with yours once you reach a certain level, but they don't scale like yours. And you have Knights of the Round, there is nothing you should be afraid of.

Edit: Oh you're going for the weapons? Enjoy having your hand held, because Ruby Weapon still has one of the best AIs in early games, and it will knock the fuck out of you.

Edit 2: I always put the Slash-All materia on Tifa... because "Flash All" and I'm still the 13 year old child I was when the game came out.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I do wonder what the end of the Dave/Kat relationship is gonna look like.

Kat won't leave until Phil misses one too many mortgage payment's and is foreclosed on. When he is forced back to his parents in Bridgeport she won't be going with him. Why would she? There is no love between them. They are roommates. She'll cling onto him until the end because without Phil she has nothing. No family, no friends, nothing. Her life is bleak if they divorce.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

(I am watching a restream on a delay)
Dave absolutely shitting on AJ is hilarious. AJ will be Phil's whipping boy from here on out.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's gonna spend that $2 he's made to far on Hogans during his break isnt he?

Not happening. He's missing $14.51... then again 1MM's tithe probably already came in so he could do one pull...

 

[Gramh]

Kat won't leave until Phil misses one too many mortgage payment's and is foreclosed on. When he is forced back to his parents in Bridgeport she won't be going with him. Why would she? There is no love between them. They are roommates. She'll cling onto him until the end because without Phil she has nothing. No family, no friends, nothing. Her life is bleak if they divorce.

We don't know if she has friends or not or what she does outside of unreliable narrator Phil.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Just bizarre that Phil said that people can't joke about Kat - he stood up for her. But Phil went twitter crazy when Will Smith defended his wife from jokes - Phil always has the absolute right to do whatever he wants. We can't fight of course because he's a pussy.

That, and he has twitter brain.

 

[Brother Wind]

So wait, Phil said yesterday that he felt bad for AJ, yet today he changes his mind and shit-talks him for a huge chunk of this therapy session? Really, this almost as good (if not better) than if AJ had filed a strike against Phil, since it proves that like everyone else that Phil claims has "wronged" him, they all live RENT FREE in Phil's pig brain.

Okay I said yesterday that AJ lost and became DSP's cuckling but I retract my statement. AJ did fucking nothing and Phil is still fucking seething about him a day later and making up those paranoid delusional scenarios about getting struck down. Insane persecution complex on display here.

just as I figured, phil wanted AJ to strike him so he can go on some tyriad about how mean and evil the detractors are and how nice he is cause he never struck down a detractor channel and "I've said it before if you want to make a this is how you don't play I was fine with it"

Phil, the Bizzaro thot, wanted drama that would give him attention cause, he's that pathetic and lonely, he didn't get it now he's going full on Veruca Salt (the original movie version, not the burton one or the 90's band). He hasn't had a good "And that hurt me" cry about the detractors since evil tevin drove his supermodel charismatic wife who clearly wanted to be there away from his Halloween stream.

wait no there was that one time where he "complimented" tevin on doing his own thing then got pissy eyes cause the same day tevin made a stream about him.

god phil, you really are one pathetic son of a bitch.

Fucking weird. Its like we knew something when we keep telling newfags that AJ probably made the right call. Not saying you three were that. But, I think the new fags all owe people an apology in trash can and puzzle piece stickers

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I can't believe he's still grinding. I could go on an autistic rant about the superbosses but tl;dr they aren't that tough if you know their gimmicks and chat will tell him exactly what to do. He's just wasting time.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If im missing a game let me know!

Cult of the lamb?

NO THAT GAMES STUPID STREAMER BAIT! Dont waste my time with stupid games! Anyways lets play fishing sim.

If Phil's so up on the news, he'd know that Cult of the Lamb sold a million in its release week. But hey, better to bitch and moan about "no hot new games" and play a 25 year old game that's aged poorly.

Hey! That's kind of like Street Fighter 2, Phil!

 

[DeeTracktor]

Just bizarre that Phil said that people can't joke about Kat - he stood up for her. But Phil went twitter crazy when Will Smith defended his wife from jokes. Phil always has the absolute right to do whatever he wants. He can't fight of course because he's a pussy.

I know why...

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil talking about the rise of crime after Corona and the Black Lives Matter Riots... pretty fucking based and red-pilled there Phillip.

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil talking about the rise of crime after Corona and the Black Lives Matter Riots... pretty fucking based and red-pilled there Phillip.

He just donest like black people, thats really all his political stance amounts to here.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

I love how Phil is dunking on both TIHYDP creators and Keemstar by reacting to TIHYDP. He might be an absolute moron in life but he knows how to deal with his trolls. It's actually commendable

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

AJ was right not to strike Phil. He gave us a spergout meltdown BECAUSE AJ didn't do what Phil was expecting (so he could be a bigger victim). In the end, he still did pretty much nothing and made the piggy squirm. I call that a win, a win a lot of people don't agree with. Yes, he could have struck Phil but in the end, AJ would have had to give up personal info that piggy would have been able to see and the strike most likely would have been removed or an austisically long battle in the youtube system.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I can't believe he's still grinding. I could go on an autistic rant about the superbosses but tl;dr they aren't that tough if you know their gimmicks and chat will tell him exactly what to do. He's just wasting time.

It can be hard to tell what motives Phil has sometimes, because he does waste time, and not always to run out the clock, but he's also a pussy with a fragile ego. And stupid enough to not know that level doesn't matter as much as knowledge and skill generally do. He's not lying when he rants about enemies being too high leveled, his brain can't connect the dots there.

He just donest like black people, thats really all his political stance amounts to here.

I have no doubt that if Phil truly spoke his mind about black people for so much as two minutes, even YT would cut him loose. May seem a shame he's too cowardly to be honest, but he loses anyway because everyone already thinks he's racist as fuck.

Phil never wins anything, because whatever laughs are had at the expense of detractors are short-lived, but his infamy is forever. Some will remember JtL and the SoK, but everyone else will remember who The Guy is. Never wince at insults when the source is known as a joke, and you are anonymous.

 

[Gramh]

I love how Phil is dunking on both TIHYDP creators and Keemstar by reaction to TIHYDP. He might be an absolute moron in life but he knows how to deal with his trolls. It's actually commendable

Yeah, he really showed those trolls by crying the day before, during, and the day after about how horrible AJ was and spending the entire reaction retconning and poorly rationalizing every 3 minutes why he was a shithead then and how he's totally different now. Trolls punching air.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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>I have this beautiful fan art someone took months to make for me and its been in a closet for 10 years, now I feel like a shithead.
>Can I show it? I really don't feel like unrolling it right now.

lmao that fan poster is never getting framed and hung, it'll be another decade in the closet before he looks at it again.

"I was a mess 10 years ago" uhuh...so Phil how's that office of yours?

 

[Paladin Derich]

Kat won't leave until Phil misses one too many mortgage payment's and is foreclosed on. When he is forced back to his parents in Bridgeport she won't be going with him. Why would she? There is no love between them. They are roommates. She'll cling onto him until the end because without Phil she has nothing. No family, no friends, nothing. Her life is bleak if they divorce.

I think she will follow him to Dave and Linda's house. She doesn't seem to have anything outside the piggy sphere, and her chances of finding another dude are greatly diminished in her current state. Derich would probably still fuck her, but Derich doesn't have his own pad.

 

[Kheapathic]

I can't believe he's still grinding. I could go on an autistic rant about the superbosses but tl;dr they aren't that tough if you know their gimmicks and chat will tell him exactly what to do. He's just wasting time.

My favorite thing to do against Emerald is put two HP+50% on whichever character (usually Tifa), and just make sure their HP is topped off for when it does Aire Tam Storm. It's not a one-hit kill, but it's fun to do as it's the most efficient way to get the 7777 streak.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

"I was a mess 10 years ago" uhuh...so Phil how's that office of yours?

My favorite part, and this is something he does a lot, is that he admits having been an asshole, but he makes sure to dress it up. He says he was a workaholic (laughable notion), and glosses over the actual reasons he was (and is) a complete bastard. Like racism, phony perversion, spending like an idiot, childish insults at developers when he sucks, stupid lies, the list goes on.

Would be infuriating if it actually worked, all this horse shit, but it just sinks him further, so good job on your self-sabotage, pigroach. lol

I think she will follow him to Dave and Linda's house. She doesn't seem to have anything outside the piggy sphere, and her chances of finding another dude are greatly diminished in her current state.

Before that photo got published, I might have, at least for fun, speculated that Kat had an ace up her sleeve and an unpleasant surprise for Phil, but after... No, going to have to agree with you. She lacks agency and positivity for sure, to have ballooned up like that and still risking attachment to an obvious liar and dumbshit. Kat and Phil are inseparable. Not for normal reasons, but they are. Which is way more hilarious to me, because it calls so much attention to how much Phil lost when he drove Leanna away.

Shouldn't have been so selfish, pigroach. lol