Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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A quick check on Wolf. She’s still not homeless. Thankfully Lily seems to have caught on that they cry just a bit too often.

Anyway back to Lily and whatever this is:
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ETA: to avoid double posting. Lily's brave padawan Lolo has gone into hiding.
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after saying they were fine and just going away for a bit.
Archive their take: https://archive.ph/AwOoF
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well, i guess she cried wolf way too often sitcom laughter

In case anyone needs to know.
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A "friend"...?
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...being "harassed"?
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something tells me that shafting your loyal, financially supporting patrons in favor of a more fickle yt audience is not going to pay out well
 
the funniest part of this is that lily never talked about these 2, directly stated that she doesnt read comics, and yet the person tagged her, and not mikaila, because nobody fucking cares about her

also this is exactly why i was against you people arguing about making enemies to lovers healthy, because it will never be enough. apparently a guy cant even draw 2 women in a kind of sexy position, not doing anything wrong, and people will still throw a shitfit against it. this kind of people should be cyberbullied and laughed at, fucking hell

also im really mad at a person stating her stupid opinions on something and not having the balls to hold the line and keep tagging other creators for "help". regardless of what you think of lily, she already has enough on her plate without having to babysit these children that keep picking fights they cant handle
You know, this has actually made me a bit more sympathetic to Jerry's bitching about his fans. I get it, now. After alienating everyone with a brain, he's stuck with a bunch of idiots who rely on a specific youtuber to get all their opinions verified. Dude has spent years, constantly and aggressively bitching every single time anyone tries to rope him into a conversation, and somehow his most dedicated fans (of which there are like 10, it's not hard to get to all of them) still fucking ping Jerry on their random twitter bitchfits. While he's still an idiot for trying to herd cats with an iron fist like he does, it's still no wonder he tries to distance himself from all this faggotry whenever-
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I'm still of the opinion that the BatmanXBatgirl whining is overblown as fuck. And when you compare it to Lilly's written relationships... There's throwing stones in glass houses and then there's firing one of those 'bent-in-a-loop' loony tune guns.

Sylvannas, a elf of I don't know and also I don't care how many years but definitely still a grown adult, is jelous of a puppy and just discovered she likes petting on her hair like an anime girl.
Oh, is that the implication? I thought with the 'I'm going to hell for this' comment this was supposed to imply bestiality or something.
 
You know, this has actually made me a bit more sympathetic to Jerry's bitching about his fans. I get it, now. After alienating everyone with a brain, he's stuck with a bunch of idiots who rely on a specific youtuber to get all their opinions verified. Dude has spent years, constantly and aggressively bitching every single time anyone tries to rope him into a conversation, and somehow his most dedicated fans (of which there are like 10, it's not hard to get to all of them) still fucking ping Jerry on their random twitter bitchfits. While he's still an idiot for trying to herd cats with an iron fist like he does, it's still no wonder he tries to distance himself from all this faggotry whenever-

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if i had a nickel for every time i felt sorry for lily only to have those feelings dashed by her own actions, id be making more money than her
 
Lily's reading gossip blogs
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the posts that raised some eyebrows were these
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Morals and alike will never meet Lily on level ground and they all need to get therapy. That's rich coming from her but I'm sure the gossip blogs will have something to say about this.

One opinionated user does already:
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All that glitters is gold.
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-she complains that X = Jump

-Lily: You know one thing I appreciate?
Mik: Uh?
Lily: They gave Black Cat abbs you can shred fucking cheese with.
Mik: Oh yeah, beautiful.

And I was on the halfway point when the stream ended. This is all I've got out of it. Boring one.

The Spidey game is something she played as a kid and she's trying to remember how she did things then. I don't remember but did she ever play a game on Stream she never played before?
With every game she plays it's always one where she already knows what it's about and possibly how it makes for a fucking boring viewing experience. Because there's no real interest for the game here, no exploring or learning or ...anything.

EDIT: @Tuna'spostabove
Wait wait wait, I remember, I've heard her make say the exact same thing before! It was about how all artists she knew were self conscious about their work and wouldn't want to listen to her compliments. She's seriously comparing artists being too hard on themselves, to people in abusive situations asking for advice/support!?
 
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Lily's reading gossip blogs
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Morals and alike will never meet Lily on level ground and they all need to get therapy. That's rich coming from her but I'm sure the gossip blogs will have something to say about this.

One opinionated user does already:
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the absolute symptom of being chronically online is being absolutist in relationships: youre either doing everything to help the person or youre cutting them off

you cant just let them vent to you, or lend money, or hang out so that your friend gets their mind off their hardship, noooo, everything is a fucking grind to get better

no WONDER half of her friendships are over
 
I don't know about y'all, but I don't care about what gender identity, gender expression, or pronouns a person uses: a bad person is a bad person and a lolcow is a lolcow.

Like, Lily's views on just killing people she finds problematic is one thing, but the issues she has with Lizzy's mere existence? Her sheer and utter hypocrisy about nearly everything? Her being trans is nothing compared to those aspects.

I didn't hate Chris Chan more because I learned Chris was transitioning. It was just another drop in the bucket for why Chris was so interesting to me.

ETA: the first post mentions a previous version, I wonder what it said.
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Damn, Lily is a shit friend. She won't even be there for you to talk to if you're having a rough time.
 
I don't know about y'all, but I don't care about what gender identity, gender expression, or pronouns a person uses: a bad person is a bad person and a lolcow is a lolcow.

Like, Lily's views on just killing people she finds problematic is one thing, but the issues she has with Lizzy's mere existence? Her sheer and utter hypocrisy about nearly everything? Her being trans is nothing compared to those aspects.

I didn't hate Chris Chan more because I learned Chris was transitioning. It was just another drop in the bucket for why Chris was so interesting to me.

ETA: the first post mentions a previous version, I wonder what it said.
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Damn, Lily is a shit friend. She won't even be there for you to talk to if you're having a rough time.

this reminds me of that chat lily shared in which lizzy wanted t talk to someone for being upset at lily and the person was the shittiest ever, not letting her express her feelings and just being like "well you have no right to complain about anything"
 
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this reminds me of that chat lily shared in which lizzy wanted t talk to someone for being upset at lily and the person was the shittiest ever, not letting her express her feelings and just being like "well you have no right to complain about anything"
Goddamn, no support and no privacy. Poor Lizzy.

I'm glad she got out of the trainwreck.
 
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Damn, Lily is a shit friend. She won't even be there for you to talk to if you're having a rough time.
To be fair, I think I know what Lily is getting at. She's specifically talking about people who feel obligated to shoulder all of the responsibility for their loved ones' mental well-being, and wear themselves out trying to singlehandedly "fix" their friend's depression, anger issues, or whatever, and think that if they can't spend all their emotional (or sometimes material) resources on somebody, then they're a bad friend and a bad person. Yes, I actually agree with Lily here. She's not telling you to abandon your friends if they're in a rough spot emotionally (at least in this paragraph she isn't), she's telling you not to blame yourself if you can't make people "better" on your own.
So, uh, yeah. You know what they say about broken clocks.
EDIT: The rest of her diatribe is terrible, though.
 
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To be fair, I think I know what Lily is getting at. She's specifically talking about people who feel obligated to shoulder all of the responsibility for their loved ones' mental well-being, and wear themselves out trying to singlehandedly "fix" their friend's depression, anger issues, or whatever, and think that if they can't spend all their emotional (or sometimes material) resources on somebody, then they're a bad friend and a bad person. Yes, I actually agree with Lily here. She's not telling you to abandon your friends if they're in a rough spot emotionally, she's telling you not to blame yourself if you can't make people "better" on your own.
So, uh, yeah. You know what they say about broken clocks.
EDIT: The rest of her diatribe is terrible, though.

yeah thats the issue with being absolutist. she feels like she HAS to help and try to tangibly improve the person's life and will drop them if she cant do that, instead of just... being there, hearing them vent and stuff like that. she literally says that if you need a therapist the only thing shell do is provide phone numbers
 
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To be fair, I think I know what Lily is getting at. She's specifically talking about people who feel obligated to shoulder all of the responsibility for their loved ones' mental well-being, and wear themselves out trying to singlehandedly "fix" their friend's depression, anger issues, or whatever, and think that if they can't spend all their emotional (or sometimes material) resources on somebody, then they're a bad friend and a bad person. Yes, I actually agree with Lily here. She's not telling you to abandon your friends if they're in a rough spot emotionally, she's telling you not to blame yourself if you can't make people "better" on your own.
So, uh, yeah. You know what they say about broken clocks.
EDIT: The rest of her diatribe is terrible, though.
I think the problem is that Liliana is so bad at explaining what she's talking about to anyone outside of her autistic head that whatever message she was trying to deliver gets muddied by her awful delivery.

Imagine if Lily’s idea of “I wanted to help, but they just wouldn’t let me and wanted to be miserable, so fuck ‘em!” is how she views all the former friends and relationships she had. Like that’s her rationalizing away that she’s a terrible person.
Does anyone else feel this is exactly what she already does with Mikaila?
 
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-she complains that X = Jump

-Lily: You know one thing I appreciate?
Mik: Uh?
Lily: They gave Black Cat abbs you can shred fucking cheese with.
Mik: Oh yeah, beautiful.

And I was on the halfway point when the stream ended. This is all I've got out of it. Boring one.

The Spidey game is something she played as a kid and she's trying to remember how she did things then. I don't remember but did she ever play a game on Stream she never played before?
With every game she plays it's always one where she already knows what it's about and possibly how it makes for a fucking boring viewing experience. Because there's no real interest for the game here, no exploring or learning or ...anything.

EDIT: @Tuna'spostabove
Wait wait wait, I remember, I've heard her make say the exact same thing before! It was about how all artists she knew were self conscious about their work and wouldn't want to listen to her compliments. She's seriously comparing artists being too hard on themselves, to people in abusive situations asking for advice/support!?
Only shooting stars break the mold.


 
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TBH, this is how I understood the time Mikaila asked Lily if it's okay with her if she goes to bed on stream.

Like Mikaila feels Lily is this emotionally reliant on her, that she needs to make sure Lily will be okay without Mikaila there. Because it's Mikaila that needs to take care of all of Lily's baggage, she's the one who'll need to apologise to their friends when Lily throws a shitfit over Nellie not paying a game the way she wants, or berate their friends for not talking to Lily for a couple days.

Then it's also this, that when Mikaila is asked something about her feelings, she'd answer with ''I don't know. Do I?''. Like when Lily asked her why she's crying during her meltdown, and Mikaila didn't know if she even was, or once she burped really loud, chat asked if she's okay as a joke, and Mikaila was genuinely like ''I don't know, am I okay?''.

It's clear that Mikaila spends very little time reflecting on herself, and is out of touch with her emotions - and I could imagione this being because she re-directs all of her energy on Lily, and has little left for herself.
I could imagine that at some point, Mikaila is or will be, Mikaila'll try to keep Lily happy not because she gets satisfaction in making her spouse happy, but as a means of not having to clean up Lily's shit all the time, because it's exhausting her.
 
It's safe to say that so long as her Patreon can keep her in that apartment she'll go on till she dies of old age. She's too stubborn to change and loves herself too much to self-destruct or self-harm. That's the way with narcissists. The only way to get them to stop is to make fun of them.

Hmm, interesting...
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Dread-wind says they were watching a preview and it's been days since the stream she had this up on. So the only way they could have seen it and sent an ask about it this late is that they were watching it through me. But Lily just takes it in her stride and doesn't question where they saw it from.
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Dread-wind has no footprint besides interacting with our girl.

But Lily quickly uploads the clip I highlighted so this line of questioning goes no further.
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Ween, Lurker, or Sockpuppet confirmed.
Either way
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Lily on Sexual fics
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In minor news. Lolo is back from France (twitter lockdown):
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Dipping into Lily's victim playbook like they are some hurt baby bird.
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A diet of Lily Orchard from a young age makes autistic people go spare.
They should put a warning label on her work like they do with cigarettes.
 
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Like Mikaila feels Lily is this emotionally reliant on her, that she needs to make sure Lily will be okay without Mikaila there. Because it's Mikaila that needs to take care of all of Lily's baggage, she's the one who'll need to apologise to their friends when Lily throws a shitfit over Nellie not paying a game the way she wants, or berate their friends for not talking to Lily for a couple days.

Then it's also this, that when Mikaila is asked something about her feelings, she'd answer with ''I don't know. Do I?''. Like when Lily asked her why she's crying during her meltdown, and Mikaila didn't know if she even was, or once she burped really loud, chat asked if she's okay as a joke, and Mikaila was genuinely like ''I don't know, am I okay?''.

It's clear that Mikaila spends very little time reflecting on herself, and is out of touch with her emotions - and I could imagione this being because she re-directs all of her energy on Lily, and has little left for herself.
I could imagine that at some point, Mikaila is or will be, Mikaila'll try to keep Lily happy not because she gets satisfaction in making her spouse happy, but as a means of not having to clean up Lily's shit all the time, because it's exhausting her.
I personally disagree on the notion that facet of Mikaila is something she developed after dating Liliana. I think Mikaila just in general likes, or at least very used to be, the peacekeeper and a people's pleaser, putting everyone else she cares about before herself.

Liliana might be a emotionally manipulative abuser but she can't change someone's personality, not after just a few years of dating at least. She just happened to find someone that already had this trait and has exploited her for all of it's worth since then, getting all the free art and labor she wants. She'll keep milking Mikaila until Mikaila herself snaps out of it or there's nothing else to milk, but she won't notice by herself that something is wrong as long she can get what she wants.
 
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