Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[LUNEKO]

How the fuck is that "hundreds of dollars" worth of food? Did he eat most of it?

According to kiwi's calculation it was not more than 150 canadian monopoly money, and he ate it in like a day

 

[RollinWhite]

How the fuck is that "hundreds of dollars" worth of food? Did he eat most of it?

Most definitely. That would also explain why he's excreting so much grease.

 

[who dare wins?]

Mind I ask, how the fuck does he survive when he doordashes or uber's every meal? seriously, how is his body functioning? Fucking pig.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

If he wants to get stabbed he should go to Brazil. If he wants to get shot he should also go to Brazil. And if he wants to experience an iota of the persecution he's claiming he should go to Mexico and tell the locals their crime boss is gay. Not only will he get the experience he craves, he will also become undoxable when he gets disappeared.

 

[B'owl]

Why would someone stab him in the US? Isn't the fact we have guns the problem?

I swear Lucas has made fun of the fact that the US has gun problems, very inconsistent character he's playing here.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

How the fuck is that "hundreds of dollars" worth of food? Did he eat most of it?

Lucas probably ate the bed sheet it was sitting on and the cardboard cup caddy too.

 

[draggs]

It takes a special kind of autism to dox someone off bed shits. Whoever that was, they are a wizard.

The lolcow shit identification squad has LOTS of experience, continence is not a strong characteristic of cows

 

[Sprate Header]

Mind I ask, how the fuck does he survive when he doordashes or uber's every meal? seriously, how is his body functioning? Fucking pig.

It gets balanced out by all the homeless people stealing his DoorDash sushi

 

[RollingRock]

Lucas has his webcam resolution all fucked up to appear thinner
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His webcam vs my screenshot widening the screen a bit, looks closer to how he does in the news segments lmao

Someone pointed it out earlier how horizontally squished his video feed is. That's why it looks like his face is two feet long- it's shrunken sideways to a comical degree in an attempt to hide his morbid obesity. It's legit at least 33% squished.

 

[Neil]

This is the disgusted side-eye I was talking about.

The female host's body just recoils when she gets a good look at Lucas's face.

Then she puts her head down and sighs.

I want to make it into a gif, it made me burst out laughing.

 

[Ghost of Furry Past]

Lucas, the Kiwiggler is ours lmao, plus the original Wiggler emote isn't yours to begin with

where did it come from then?

 

[B'owl]

Mind I ask, how the fuck does he survive when he doordashes or uber's every meal? seriously, how is his body functioning? Fucking pig.

That's a good question, he's eventually going to have something happen to him if he continues his current diet. You can see a decent amount of weight gain on him throughout this year,

 

[LUNEKO]

Hopefully walking around in Europe for a month will help with that but I'm half expecting him to hide away in a hotel room for the entirety of the trip

He wants to go to the UK (or ireland), the places well known for never getting any fucking sun, and yeah he's most likely just gonna cave himself into the hotel and never leave so chances of him getting a tan are on the negatives

 

[RollinWhite]

Someone pointed it out earlier how horizontally squished his video feed is. That's why it looks like his face is two feet long- it's shrunken sideways to a comical degree in an attempt to hide his morbid obesity. It's legit at least 33% squished.

Why is he crying like a little bitch? I thought he's a real tough guy.

 

[B'owl]

Why is he crying like a little bitch? I thought he's a real tough guy.

He isn't. He "developing PTSD" from this event, which I doubt.

 

[Winter]

where did it come from then?

VTubers have been using that exact 5 frame emote since at least 2020. People have just been reskinning it and that's what Lucas' shitty emote maker did

 

[Unabomber11]

This motherfucker wouldn't last 30 seconds with a user from the Beauty Parlor

No offense my fellow gorls

Or animal control. There’s a lot of pent up rage in there too

 

[who dare wins?]

That's a good question, he's eventually going to have something happen to him if he continues his current diet. You can see a decent amount of weight gain on him throughout this year,

will he become kev kev or death fat? he is certainly on the way there.

It gets balanced out by all the homeless people stealing his DoorDash sushi

I think he probably gets his "fiancee" to buy him all this food. I'm suspecting he might have a feeder fetish considering how much he fucking eats.

 

[B'owl]

will he become kev kev or death fat? he is certainly on the way there.

I think he probably gets his "fiancee" to buy him all this food. I'm suspecting he might have a feeder fetish considering how much he fucking eats.

Honestly, it depends on how much he eats and what he's eating. With how much weight he seems to be gaining, he must be eating fast food for every single meal.

 

[Evilronald]

The thing that people like keffals don’t understand is that swatting is just boring and cliche. What would be funny would be reporting him to the Canadian Tax Authorities for unreported income from his “please give me money I’ve been doxxed” fund after he doesn’t include it in his income for this taxable year. The donations were related to his twitch business and I think that it’s very difficult to claim they were “gifts.” A breadtube tranny like Keffals going to tax jail for tax evasion would be much funnier.