Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Niggler Antics]

The final boss fight is really hard

At the VERY least we get to see Ashton wrangle up tardski the cage fighter like you do a yappy rat that people like to keep as pet dogs. Need a shock collar to go with the maid outfit for when he starts yapping about training....

 

[All becomes gunt]

I present to you an even fatter PPP. At first i thought he got thinner but his body is now so big it makes his face look small in comparison. He seems to be wearing a curtain like a mumu to cover his gunt and his enormous titties.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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I present to you an even fatter PPP. At first i thought he got thinner but his body is now so big it makes his face look small in comparison. He seems to be wearing a curtain like a mumu to cover his gunt and his enormous titties.

Agreed that looks like a shower curtain.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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I present to you an even fatter PPP. At first i thought he got thinner but his body is now so big it makes his face look small in comparison. He seems to be wearing a curtain like a mumu to cover his gunt and his enormous titties.

The only difference between Ashton and the Gunt is that Ashton is above 5'1", and that he's even fatter than The Gunt.

 

[BSV]

In practical terms. Would he need a second seat on an airplane yet?

 

[AltisticRight]

In practical terms. Would he need a second seat on an airplane yet?

Third*

 

[Techno-primitivist]

Show is so fucking awesome that no one even bothered to post this shit in this here thread.
Let me do it for you bros:

 

[Procrastinhater]

Mentats are Sapho addicts as well

It is by Will alone I put my mind in motion.
It is by the Juice of Saphoo that thoughts acquire speed,
The lips acquire stains,
The stains become a warning.
It is by Will alone I put my mind in motion.

 

[break these cuffs]

Third*

It isn't just that. PPP is the type of fat hog that changes the center of lift for the plane. He better hope there are enough open seats or space in the luggage hold that they can adjust for his bloated ass or they're crashing within a quarter mile of the runway if they let him fly.

 

[A-A-AAsssston!]

The British government is currently hard at work trying to devise a method to transport Ashton to London for the fight. The operation has been nicknamed "Operation Dumbo Drop." Below is an image of the initial tests.

They were able to successfully airdrop an elephant from a local zoo without injury. However, they are now concerned about PPP's recent weight gain and realize that they should have used a larger animal to perform the tests.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Show is so fucking awesome that no one even bothered to post this shit in this here thread.
Let me do it for you bros:

I turn it off once PPP got preachy. It not same anymore since I can only think of PPP now as extremely fat hypocrite.

 

[Jasper2K]

So I take a week or so off to go touch grass or w.e. I come back to videos PPP dry humping Warski breaking him in. I guess Salt Papi is going to be getting sloppy seconds.

 

[A Sunset]

Too good not to share, @Dixieland Buckaroo made this PPP Kiwiler with my cartoon. Fuckin' classic and gave me big laffs, though this Kiwiler's BMI is 1000% less than the fat beluga whale's.

Link to original post

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

Show is so fucking awesome that no one even bothered to post this shit in this here thread.
Let me do it for you bros:

These shows have so little substance that this thread hardly gets any traction when they start up a show, you'd think it would move up a page or two?

 

[michael_bruh]

These shows have so little substance that this thread hardly gets any traction when they start up a show, you'd think it would move up a page or two?

The reason no one gives a shit about KC is because it's been the same shit for 30 episodes now.

 

[AltisticRight]

The British government is currently hard at work trying to devise a method to transport Ashton to London for the fight. The operation has been nicknamed "Operation Dumbo Drop." Below is an image of the initial tests.

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They were able to successfully airdrop an elephant from a local zoo without injury. However, they are now concerned about PPP's recent weight gain and realize that they should have used a larger animal to perform the tests.

OPPPeration Asstonne transPPPortation status: failure

 

[HeroicIdealism]

I turn it off once PPP got preachy. It not same anymore since I can only think of PPP now as extremely fat hypocrite.

How does PPP reconcile himself pppreaching to the audience when in the previous episode he was a drunken retard who dry humped Andy, spanked his ass, and smelled Croc's underwear?

 

[Maude Snew]

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OPPPeration Asstonne transPPPortation status: failure

Failure? What are you talking about? That's huge success and then some right there.

 

[All becomes gunt]

How does PPP reconcile himself pppreaching to the audience when in the previous episode he was a drunken retard who dry humped Andy, spanked his ass, and smelled Croc's underwear?

He is a false prophet, not a real Christian ( just like the Church he got kicked out of ). And just to say PPP, you will never PPPreach. I know you read this thread you fat fuck.

>You are morbidly obese nearly to the point of immobility.
>You are serving Mammon instead of serving Christ and a man cannot serve 2 masters. You made your choices, so your eternal reward will be that of Mammon ( eternal hellfire ) instead of that of Christ ( aka eternal life ).
>You are a reprobate homosexual degenerate.
>You do not have a family.
>You do not have an active contributing role to your community, in fact you leech resources which go straight into your Gunt.
>You are doing a show with an unapolegetic abortionist grifting retard, a man that murdered his own son in cold blood and celebrates about it.
>You drink like a fish.
>You are addicted to gambling.
>You encourage promiscuous sex.
>You lie and snake at everyone that was ever close to you, all your friends are now your ayylawwgs and that's through your choices, just like the Gunt you make fun of.

See here fatty ? I could go on. It wasn't Gunty that kicked you off your church, it was this fucking bullshit. That's the kind of person you are and i can bet that you did similar stuff back then and that's why you got kicked off.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

How does PPP reconcile himself pppreaching to the audience when in the previous episode he was a drunken retard who dry humped Andy, spanked his ass, and smelled Croc's underwear?

He claims it was Croc who actually shit his pants.

Same with that story with Croc and Surfer going to go see Bombshell (Roger Ailes) movie in theatres. I guarantee it was actually PPP who shit his pants then