DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Technically, Phil owes his dents a lure from last week. But I guess that was memory-holed. See Phil, you could've used that to bait encourage morons people to donate, but instead, you went full retard again.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Tip Goal
DSP Tries It: Earthworms

 

[IHateMyJob]

Aww poor Phil the dents didn't take the bait. One of the whales will make up for it tomorrow.

 

[Piece of Peace]

08-21-22 PM:

 

[strandedcastaway]

he's so mad that evilaj is better than him at street fighter

Someone called it earlier---he wanted AJ to copyright strike him for the pity bucks but he didn't, so he tried to goad him into it today. He went from apologizing to AJ (best as Phil can) yesterday to saying he was a piece of shit 12 hours later. While some were mad at AJ, in the end he played it right because Phil was extra salty for only getting $200 yesterday (glad I was wrong about that) and looking to start new drama today. Which failed.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Awww. Tried to use actual bait and it didn't work. Hope he doesn't get one before he quits the game.

 

[Fragarach]

I'm surprised he didn't go for these ones honestly, seems right up his alley.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

by Phil Kahllins on Twitter, jfc
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holy shit i've never seen him get so defensive so quickly.
you can really tell this one hit him right where it hurts. literally the only thing he has to his name is his fake super turbo cred. cope and seethe

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

by Phil Kahllins on Twitter, jfc
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Handful? Some autist watched the videos back when he mentioned AJ's Street Fighter videos and the score was something like 128-38 in EvilAJ's favor. That's not handful, that's a rout.

Did...did Phil actually try to imply that Lucifer didn't deserve to fall? Did DSP actually try to defend Satan??

Remember this whenever he starts talking about his Roman Catholic values. At least the Romanticists had the excuse of being trolled by Milton because he wrote Paradise Lost in such a way that Satan has all the elements of an epic hero from Antiquity.

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

Handful? Some autist watched the videos back when he mentioned AJ's Street Fighter videos and the score was something like 128-38 in EvilAJ's favor. That's not handful, that's a rout.

Uhh, no man those wins are online using online tactics (tAHKtics). He cheated using lag to get all those wins so they don't count, it's impossible.
In real life (where the only lag is being a gout ridden out of shape 40 year old) EvilAJ would get stomped by best American PlayStation port Street Fighter 2 Turbo player 2005: Phil.

[This is probably his actual logic]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Of course, on The Daily Bitch, he's whining about how he went out of his way to try and improve the Sunday Night Bites stream by buying the lures (that you bitched about when you bought them, dipshit), and is essentially guilting people into supporting him. Stop me if you've heard this before, but Phil's pity begs are far more egregious than his regular begs.

"Look, I did a thing! Tip me, please."

Reminder that the set was $14 on Amazon.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Of course, on The Daily Bitch, he's whining about how he went out of his way to try and improve the Sunday Night Bites stream by buying the lures (that you bitched about when you bought them, dipshit), and is essentially guilting people into supporting him. Stop me if you've heard this before, but Phil's pity begs are far more egregious than his regular begs.

"Look, I did a thing! Tip me, please."

Reminder that the set was $14 on Amazon.

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This entitled asshole just decided to do this thing without bringing it across anyone and tried to goad people into tipping him $100 for this garbage.

Glad it fell right on his face. Gay shit like Bass Master shouldn't be rewarded like that. It is lucky it got whaled out for the first couple times. Greedy gypsy tactics.

Now we just need Madden, and Two Point Campus to die a quick death.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So he gets one good stream for a game, then immediately runs it into the ground. Almost as if a stream's success or failure entirely reliant on the same handful of people showing up, such as the 2 individuals who contributed over half of the FF7 tips.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRA-E8i27DE

 

[Balr0g]

So he gets one good stream for a game, then immediately runs it into the ground. Almost as if a stream's success or failure entirely reliant on the same handful of people showing up, such as the 2 individuals who contributed over half of the FF7 tips.

To quote Phil "for me it was tuesday"

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRA-E8i27DE

This is defamation, *angry snort* she should have asked MYYY PERMISSION before using that photo.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

We are really close to actually dangling keys in front of a camera for money. Amazing.

No, he’ll do a bathroom stream where he blows his nose and presents the boogers, etc. Derek will ask Phil to wipe his gouthole on camera and present the results and everything.

 

[Lazycunt]

except it just makes AJ look like an even bigger cuck. dsp made him his bitch and is proving his alphaness over him by shit talking him again.

Anyone who uses the word alpha in a non ironic way is a giant faggot and is almost worse than phil

 

[Iron Father]

No, he’ll do a bathroom stream where he blows his nose and presents the boogers, etc. Derek will ask Phil to wipe his gouthole on camera and present the results and everything.

Jesus Christ! Are you okay buddy? Fucking hell...

 

[BreffisLilTreat]

No, he’ll do a bathroom stream where he blows his nose and presents the boogers, etc. Derek will ask Phil to wipe his gouthole on camera and present the results and everything.

Lolol positive and chill stream