The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[notafederalagent]

Oh, and apparently the Tranch has another Twitter account: UnicornBattalion (@UnicornBNA2)
Hopefully we get more tacticool LARPing content, though!

It didn't take long for you to get your wish. I'm busy with another project at the moment so I can't take any screenshots so hopefully someone can make those. I archived the posts and grabbed the videos.
https://archive.ph/https://twitter.com/UnicornBNA2/status/*

Spoiler: Videos

Spoiler: How to dl from twitter

A refresher for anyone curious.

Video:

yt-dlp --ignore-errors --progress --check-formats --add-metadata --embed-thumbnail --console-title --restrict-filenames --output "twitter-%(uploader_id)s-%(upload_date)s-%(id)s.%(height)sp.%(ext)s" twitterurl

yt-dlp grabs the original hq version of the video, whereas gallery-dl that's used for photos grabs an inferior quality version.

Photos:

gallery-dl twitterprofileurl

gallery-dl works for multiple sites and works well for downloading all pics from an account on twitter.

 

[CIS White Droid]

It didn't take long for you to get your wish. I'm busy with another project at the moment so I can't take any screenshots so hopefully someone can make those. I archived the posts and grabbed the videos.
https://archive.ph/https://twitter.com/UnicornBNA2/status/*

Spoiler: Videos

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Spoiler: How to dl from twitter

A refresher for anyone curious.

Video:

yt-dlp --ignore-errors --progress --check-formats --add-metadata --embed-thumbnail --console-title --restrict-filenames --output "twitter-%(uploader_id)s-%(upload_date)s-%(id)s.%(height)sp.%(ext)s" twitterurl

yt-dlp grabs the original hq version of the video, whereas gallery-dl that's used for photos grabs an inferior quality version.

Photos:

gallery-dl twitterprofileurl

gallery-dl works for multiple sites and works well for downloading all pics from an account on twitter.

I know this is supposed to look impressive to the uninitiated but to anyone with even a passing knowledge of firearms and tactics this is a pretty pathetic showing.

*misses over 50% of their shots at 10-25 yards* "Lookin' pretty zeroed!" lolno

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

I know this is supposed to look impressive to the uninitiated but to anyone with even a passing knowledge of firearms and tactics this is a pretty pathetic showing.

*misses over 50% of their shots at 10-25 yards* "Lookin' pretty zeroed!" lolno

The only one that I'd consider impressive is the first one, since they were firing right after drawing and hit two out of three shots.

 

[CIS White Droid]

The only one that I'd consider impressive is the first one, since they were firing right after drawing and hit two out of three shots.

Maybe I'd agree if it was being done at more than 7ish yards and not from a resting position but with the level of training Phil likes to claim he has it should be child's play to do that. I'd be interested to see Phil and co. give something like this a spin instead of their usual antics.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The begging continues:
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They started the GFM ten days ago... I have to wonder if the pipe is still broken, since they're certainly pushing the GFM as if it's still an emergency. I bet they got a plumber to fix it within the first couple days for like $300, and all of this spectacle is just pure grifting.
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The Tranch has a TikTok now... although the link is broken? I'm not sure how it'll be any different from Penny's already existing TikTok, since Penny seems to be the only Trancher who posts on the Tranch's social media accounts.
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The Tranchers join Keffals' lolcow crusade against the evil Kiwif*rms:
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The Tranch website has been down for more than a week, and Penny has finally acknowledged it. Somehow I doubt the excuse that it's because they're adding cool new features.
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They have a new Discord server available for people who donate to their Patreon:
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Penny is mad about some news article. Trans people are being erased!
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Oh wait a sec, what's this in the article's comments?
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Troons are always lying or framing their complaints in the most hysterical, disingenuous way.

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Penny is going to set up a Youtube channel next month. If they really do make videos about firearm & medical training, then that should be pretty entertaining.
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Oh, and apparently the Tranch has another Twitter account: UnicornBattalion (@UnicornBNA2)
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So far the tweets are just copy/pasted tweets from the Tranch & Penny's twitter accounts. Hopefully we get more tacticool LARPing content, though!

They spelled 'Fattalion' wrong

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Maybe I'd agree if it was being done at more than 7ish yards and not from a resting position but with the level of training Phil likes to claim he has it should be child's play to do that. I'd be interested to see Phil and co. give something like this a spin instead of their usual antics.

I'd be content seeing them do the Kasarda Drill.

 

[Temperance]

It didn't take long for you to get your wish. I'm busy with another project at the moment so I can't take any screenshots so hopefully someone can make those. I archived the posts and grabbed the videos.
https://archive.ph/https://twitter.com/UnicornBNA2/status/*

Spoiler: Videos

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Thanks!

Spoiler: Medical stuff

https://nitter.it/UnicornBNA2/status/1561373149957988353#m
(Couldn't be bothered saving and uploading all the full size pictures, sorry.)

A couple questions about the medical stuff:


I distinctly remember Kevin saying the Tranch was choosing to not go to the Denver furry convention again because of some kind of weird Nazi drama or something. Kevin also flexed his twitter follower count and acted like whoever runs the convention should be begging for his support.
But now the claim is that the Tranch was supposedly banned or something? I don't believe it. They always lie and act like innocent victims.


And now onto the good stuff.

Josie, Penny, and two guests out shooting:

Spoiler: Full size

Pistol training:

Spoiler: Full size

Videos of them shooting - good material for anyone planning to make another parody video! See notafederalagent's post above for uploads of the videos.

More pictures on the range:

Spoiler: Full size

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Another interaction with Keffals, who's pretending that Kiwi assassins are going to make a martyr of him.


Food post!

Spoiler: Full size

 

[AssignedEva]

Lairy Poppins

 

[Oxyjen]

Isn’t one of those 4 Daisy?
Lol at the contrast between our grizzled guys and the guest tran that actually bothers about their appearance.

On Denfur, I would fully believe that they were told they were not welcome after Kevin started shit-talking the management.
And then said “we’ll we weren’t going anyway” like a child.

This kind of thing.



It sounds to me like trannies tried and were largely successful in capturing the organisation, (it was “trans run” last year according to Ash) and then caused all sorts of drama, and are now boycotting it as a block and crying transphobia because the owner snapped and started kicking them out.

Haileyadams worked there I believe, and of course the ranch were hosted there for free as official charity previously. It’s never enough.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

They keep saying everyone on the Tranch does the "training" and is armed but there's always one large member missing from all the footage.

 

[stupid frog]

Thanks!

Spoiler: Medical stuff

https://nitter.it/UnicornBNA2/status/1561373149957988353#m
(Couldn't be bothered saving and uploading all the full size pictures, sorry.)

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A couple questions about the medical stuff:
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I distinctly remember Kevin saying the Tranch was choosing to not go to the Denver furry convention again because of some kind of weird Nazi drama or something. Kevin also flexed his twitter follower count and acted like whoever runs the convention should be begging for his support.
But now the claim is that the Tranch was supposedly banned or something? I don't believe it. They always lie and act like innocent victims.
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And now onto the good stuff.
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Josie, Penny, and two guests out shooting:
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Spoiler: Full size

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Pistol training:
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Spoiler: Full size

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Videos of them shooting - good material for anyone planning to make another parody video! See notafederalagent's post above for uploads of the videos.
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More pictures on the range:
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Spoiler: Full size

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Another interaction with Keffals, who's pretending that Kiwi assassins are going to make a martyr of him.
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Food post!
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@Hollywood Hulk Hogan dinner time hulky

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

They keep saying everyone on the Tranch does the "training" and is armed but there's always one large member missing from all the footage.

Kevie can't handle the loud noise of gunfire.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

More pictures on the range:
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It's been said before, but that "range" is pathetic and dangerous. The "berm" if you can even call it that is way too short, I can guarantee they yeet rounds over it onto their neighbor's property constantly. It's just a pile of dirt they lazily dumped on the edge of their land. There also don't appear to be any distance indicators so I guess they just eyeball distance when they want to run their """drills.""" Even an ad hoc outdoor range you build yourself on your own property should at least have a line somewhere for 25 yards or whatever. It takes literally 5 minutes to do this. This is so lazy and terrible and they've never spent one second trying to improve it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan dinner time hulky

Why do the lamb ribs look like a pie? And that oil they're cooking the poppers in has probably been re-used and is way past its prime based on how bubbly it is.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"Really fun queer range day with some awesome folks, lot of Anarchist theory and discussions about community building."

The tardation never stops. "We were out in the queer Colorado sun with our queer weapons and queer ammo, firing at queer targets. It was all rather queer, in a euphoric noncisheteronormative way and with added toddler-level political theory ."

But with all that intense larping, Phil buries the lede and refuses to tell us the most important detail: What are the specs on the tactical umbrella that the troon pretending to be Morticia is deploying?

 

[CIS White Droid]

It's been said before, but that "range" is pathetic and dangerous. The "berm" if you can even call it that is way too short, I can guarantee they yeet rounds over it onto their neighbor's property constantly. It's just a pile of dirt they lazily dumped on the edge of their land. There also don't appear to be any distance indicators so I guess they just eyeball distance when they want to run their """drills.""" Even an ad hoc outdoor range you build yourself on your own property should at least have a line somewhere for 25 yards or whatever. It takes literally 5 minutes to do this. This is so lazy and terrible and they've never spent one second trying to improve it.

In addition they seem to primarily use steel targets and, while steel is great for shooter feedback, you have to deal with spall and a higher chance of ricochet. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but with their lack of range safety it's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt/killed trying to shoot a "badass" instagram video.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

In addition they seem to primarily use steel targets and, while steel is great for shooter feedback, you have to deal with spall and a higher chance of ricochet. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but with their lack of range safety it's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt/killed trying to shoot a "badass" instagram video.

I guarantee you, if they have any shooting related injuries on that range, they'll claim that Earls Militia set up and used the sounds of the tranch training to mask them shooting the trancher. It'll be a whole new era of grift.

 

[Squid Diddler]

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How the trans alpaca ranchers of Custer County, Colorado, are forging a new frontier

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is refuge for armed transgender anarchists. The reception in conservative Custer County has not been entirely welcoming.

www.businessinsider.com

The Trans Alpaca Ranchers of Custer County Are Forging a New Frontier

archived 19 Aug 2022 22:20:40 UTC

archive.ph

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Might be a nitpick, but the article is incorrect (shocker). "lolcow" is not a portmanteau, it's a compound. Portmanteaus involve truncated words whereas compounds are just two words stuck together. Lol + cow = lolcow is a compound.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I guarantee you, if they have any shooting related injuries on that range, they'll claim that Earls Militia set up and used the sounds of the tranch training to mask them shooting the trancher. It'll be a whole new era of grift.

"Earl and his nazi militia shot bullet fragments at us that look and behave just like splashback from us hitting steel targets at 7 yards but totally weren't. Trust us, why would we lie to you?"

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

"Earl and his nazi militia shot bullet fragments at us that look and behave just like splashback from us hitting steel targets at 7 yards but totally weren't. Trust us, why would we lie to you?"

"We asked the local police to trace the bullet fragments, but they provided proof they came from our guns refused to help us because we were trans and said we deserved to be shot"