Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Don't worry, she's not going to kill herself until she has a kid:
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The most despicable thing this cow has ever said.

A friend of mine who spent a long time suicidal had a real crying breakdown as an expectant parent -- because suddenly, his "exit plan" was gone. He'd always used suicide in his mind as an "if things ever get too bad, there's an escape hatch" comfort. But the moment a baby was headed his way, he knew instantly that this was simply no longer an option, and would never be again. It made him turn into a much more responsible person about his mental health.

The idea of "hanging on" long enough to reproduce and traumatize a child just goes to show what we've always known: Becky is an extreme, pathological narcissist who doesn't see other people as being real beings with complex emotional lives and a sense of self. She can't even see the hypothetical child she supposedly wants as deserving a mother.

 

[Water-T]

The idea of "hanging on" long enough to reproduce and traumatize a child just goes to show what we've always known: Becky is an extreme, pathological narcissist who doesn't see other people as being real beings with complex emotional lives and a sense of self. She can't even see the hypothetical child she supposedly wants as deserving a mother.

On the other hand, having Becky as a parent would be hell for any child, so in a strange, unintended way Becky would be doing the child a favor by not being around to fuck that child up seven ways from Sunday.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Since Yonah Bex Gerber decided to bring up her dead "fiancé" Kristen Lyssara Simon (aka "Krislyssara" and "Krissy") as part of her emotional blackmail against Cloudflare, I'd like to bring up some stuff that she and we actually said back then.

Kiwifarms harassed my fiancé relentlessly before she passed away for the crime of being engaged to me.

Incredible how much lying is crammed into a single sentence. First of all, Krislyssara and Becky weren't engaged, and by the time she passed away until quite recently, she was just a "best friend", in Bex's own words:

Mami got very upset I talked about how this place is special b/c it's the last place I hung out w/ my best friend before she passed away & that was a "morbid personal attack" on my mother somehow"

In October 2019, she refers to Krislyssara as "family and best friend":

Now I've got to figure how to pick up the broken pieces of my heart when I've lost my family and my best friend, the only other family I had, is dead almost a week now.

And at least as late as November 2, 2019, Bex mentioned breaking up with Kristen Lyssara (even though they were in a long-distance relationship for 2 years, which ended after Bex and the very unfortunate-looking Krissy met in person) before he passed away:

Krysten quite literally planned to move to Los Angeles once my children were born to help me raise them. Despite our break up, despite the distance, she was ready & happy to roll up her sleeves & help our family.

And as much as Rebecca Gerber loves to claim she was deeply in love with Krissy, Becky was quite indifferent to Krissy in their last interaction before Kristen's death:



Less than a couple weeks after their latest public interaction, in October 24, 2019, Krissy, who was willing to drive all 3 hours from her town to where Becky was spending vacations "in an emergency" (read: on a whim from Bex), passes away:

This Florida trip was only bearable b/c I knew my best friend was only 3 hours away & could drive to me in an emergency except she died yesterday suddenly.

And yes, while a lot of us posted about how ugly Krissy looked (like a middle-aged alcoholic Scottish man and not the person in the late twenties he was, seemingly a severe case of rosacea), a lot of us also expressed sympathy for him:

Spoiler: kiwis sympathetic to Krissy

So wait, did the troon actually die? Did Becky, for once, take something that legitimately might have given her reason to feel bad and not then milk it for every single drama point and asspat she possibly could? So instead we just got her expected level of complaining and hatred about everything else?

I mean, that almost deserves credit, and would also be a good reason why she was so clearly in a bad mood. And yet that she could compartmentalise it all so neatly, a skill she's never displayed before, suggests much more that the loss didn't actually mean as much to her as complaining about her parents did.

Looks like I was wrong, and I'd have an iota of sympathy, except it's Becky and I find her impossible to feel bad for. She's too much of a nightmare.

Not gonna lie, I feel bad for this dude. He seems like a genuinely kind person and I'm very sorry if his only emotional or romantic outlet was the emotional vampire that is Becky. Not to mention looking a hard 48 at 28. She really doesn't seem to give a fuck beyond bitching that having to hold it in for a week interfered with her grieving and that's just incredibly sad.

I think he deserves better... At least a fifty tweet googleshng or something. Oh well.

It was even worse than that, really.

After an "online relationship", Becky met up with Kris on a Florida Disney trip and was obviously creeped out by xir, so Becky friendzoned Kris, reduced contact and made clear by actions (Kris only finding out Becky is on subsequent long FL visits by public tweet, Becky ignoring Kris's requests to meet up in FL) that their now-friendship was pretty much reduced to occasional public Twitter interaction at best.

It was clear that Kris was a very depressed, lonely person. Objectively speaking, Kris was very unattractive as either sex. Not Kris's fault, but the sad truth. Becky loved using Kris for attention but wanted nothing more than that, and definitely didn't want to be around Kris in person. Now, extrapolate what happens when you're in Kris's situation and a person you thought saw you as lovable and important met you, acted scared of you, then distanced themselves from you immediately.

Becky doesn't quite have a bodycount, but Becky's fake affection and subsequent virtual ghosting was an obvious contributor to Kris's mental state when it ended. That Becky now parades Kris's corpse around for asspats is absolutely macabre. Becky does a ton of despicable things, but this one is worse than usual for her.

Precisely. Poor Krissy was being used by Becky and couldn't deal with it. Krissy was conveniently around to drag along to Disney to piss off her conservative parents now that having two cucks wasn't getting to them anymore*. Then once that was over, Becky kept Krissy at arm's length for woke points and to bolster her I'M TOTES QUEER Y'ALL! bullshit. Too bad Krissy learned too late that Becky is only about cis guy cock and uses people to get her way.

I've yet to find the posts about when they finally met in person and when she started claiming Krissy was her fiancé (I may or may not do so, it depends on how bored much downtime I have at work), but one thing is certain: Bex has a tendency of being in relationships with cowards who are way too eager about inflicting violence on her elderly mother.



That's it for now.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

On the other hand, having Becky as a parent would be hell for any child, so in a strange, unintended way Becky would be doing the child a favor by not being around to fuck that child up seven ways from Sunday.

But it would mean the spawn gets dropped on whichever one of the cucks she allows to jizz into a turkey baster. The other one’s not going to stick around.

I mean, I suspect the real reason she’s saying this is to give her an excuse for not actually going through with suicide even though she’s totally serious about it honest you guys. It’s just a shame she’s too stupid and devoid of empathy to realise how it makes her look to say that she’s planning to have a kid purely to orphan it.

 

[Water-T]

But it would mean the spawn gets dropped on whichever one of the cucks she allows to jizz into a turkey baster. The other one’s not going to stick around.

I mean, I suspect the real reason she’s saying this is to give her an excuse for not actually going through with suicide even though she’s totally serious about it honest you guys. It’s just a shame she’s too stupid and devoid of empathy to realise how it makes her look to say that she’s planning to have a kid purely to orphan it.

Oh, i'm sure this is yet more I'M REALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF THIS TIME NO REALLY I MEAN IT THIS TIME YOUSE GUISE! bullshit from Becky, but if for some reason she did go through with it, I get the feeling that either Cuckson's parents or Mami & Papi would swoop in and get custody of the child. Jackson and Neckbeard would just be glad to finally be free of the Reeeeeing Harpy and more than willing to acquiesce any last tie to her. There's no My Two Dads: The Next Generation scenario in the cards for that kid.

 

[Ninon42]

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Oh lawd, it's a tertiary cow crossover. For those who don't know, Lina Morgan is Dany Roth's tranny name, and if you don't know who Dany Roth is then congrats, you're a normal person. Dany is best know for being an orbiter of Channel Awesome and Lindsay Ellis, currently ubercuck Todd in the Shadows' bestie and cohost of their Song vs Song podcast. Both Dany and his wife are NYC genderqweer they/thems. His main claim to fame (besides being a clinger) is admitting to trading positive reviews for access as a podcaster for SyFy, an admission which torched his professional reputation despite the fact all media types do it. He also got some drama thrown his way from former fiancee of Kyle Kallgren and Strong Queer Disabled Woman of Color (TM) movie critic Jourdain Searles, who claimed Dany kissed her against her will and then that friend group (Lindsay et al.) made light of her trauma. This accusation came back up when Lindsay got shellacked on Twitter for the stupidest possible shit by wokies to the point that both Dany and Todd released hilarious Google docs about why Jourdain was a lying ho #believeallwomen.

Nobody besides perhaps myself gives the slightest bit of a fuck about him, yet he's using the fact that most former members of Channel Autism have lolcow threads here as some evidence that he's our victim? He's never been the victim of anything but his own big mouth and bad choices. Hell, Todd's thread is in Multimedia, he's not even a technical cow...yet.

The company that Becky chooses to keep is as histrionic as she herself lol.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Oh lawd, it's a tertiary cow crossover. For those who don't know, Lina Morgan is Dany Roth's tranny name, and if you don't know who Dany Roth is then congrats, you're a normal person. Dany is best know for being an orbiter of Channel Awesome and Lindsay Ellis, currently ubercuck Todd in the Shadows' bestie and cohost of their Song vs Song podcast. Both Dany and his wife are NYC genderqweer they/thems. His main claim to fame (besides being a clinger) is admitting to trading positive reviews for access as a podcaster for SyFy, an admission which torched his reputation despite the fact all media types do it. He also got some drama thrown his way from former fiancee of Kyle Kallgren and Strong Queer Disabled Woman of Color (TM) movie critic Jourdain Searles, who claimed Dany kissed her against her will and then that friend group (Lindsay et al.) made light of her trauma. This accusation came back up when Lindsay got shellacked on Twitter for the stupidest possible shit by wokies to the point that both Dany and Todd released hilarious Google docs about why Jourdain was a lying ho #believeallwomen.

Nobody besides perhaps myself gives the slightest bit of a fuck about him, yet he's using the fact that most former members of Channel Autism have lolcow threads here as some evidence that he's our victim? He's never been the victim of anything but his own big mouth and bad choices. Hell, Todd's thread is in Multimedia, he's not even a technical cow...yet.

The company that Becky chooses to keep is as histrionic as she herself lol.

All these people coming out of the woodwork to claim Kiwi Farms had destroyed their life, but they never mention what happened nor how their life was supposedly destroyed and almost all of them are still tweeting away happily every day. Odd.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Existing too much?
GOTIS isn’t anyone else’s fault, ever. I guess there’s extreme examples of human trafficking, that’s not the issue at hand.

If you sit there and think “hey, maybe i should broadcast intimate details about my life to 9 billion (i know not everyone is online, shut up) people, do you really think its bizarre that someone might remember something you’ve said?
And if you don’t want that scrutiny…. Don’t talk about or show stuff you’d be embarrassed to remember?

Oops, it’s hard to be an adult and take responsibility for your own actions and results thereof.

Please keep posting info your IVF doctors should absolutely know about re: your response to hormone therapy and your desire to “avail yourself of the sea”.
How ever would someone know you’re unstable, scoff at your dietary/alcohol/thc restrictions during it, travelling willy nilly, did i miss anything?

These people are so insane

 

[Actinidia]

On the other hand, having Becky as a parent would be hell for any child, so in a strange, unintended way Becky would be doing the child a favor by not being around to fuck that child up seven ways from Sunday.

Not really. It's human nature to project onto a deceased parent the ideal acceptance and love you don't get from a living human being with their own weaknesses and opinions and failings.

Spoiler: Becky is full of shit, this is not how suicide goes down-

I know someone who committed suicide pretty recently, it's really fucked up pretty much everyone who knows him, even acquaintances/coworkers. It came out of nowhere. We'd had a completely ordinary conversation and made plans for 4 days later. I only knew something was wrong when he didn't show up, I texted him, and he didn't answer for hours, which wasn't like him, solid punctual guy. His wife was out of town for a family emergency and the neighbors found his body when she had them check on him. We have theories but nobody actually knows what the fuck happened, he didn't leave a note.

It's impossible to not think about and even knowing he killed himself I don't know why and didn't see it coming. If we had the same final conversation again, I'd be sitting around like a dickhead waiting for a dead guy for hours again.

Nobody else believes her either or they'd 5150 her ass.

 

[AnOminous]

Dunno, somehow I don't think she'd be a very good mother. In fact, I'd fear that there'd be a very significantly increased risk for SIDS if the baby got too much attention.

Becky would end up in a scene like this.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

For all her blustering about having a kid, is she even capable of gettin knocked up? Shes 36, out of shape, and her history of drug abuse and alcoholism is chronicled here.

If she ever does have a kid, it's DNA is gonna have a few extra letters.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Existing too much?
GOTIS isn’t anyone else’s fault, ever. I guess there’s extreme examples of human trafficking, that’s not the issue at hand.

If you sit there and think “hey, maybe i should broadcast intimate details about my life to 9 billion (i know not everyone is online, shut up) people, do you really think its bizarre that someone might remember something you’ve said?
And if you don’t want that scrutiny…. Don’t talk about or show stuff you’d be embarrassed to remember?

Oops, it’s hard to be an adult and take responsibility for your own actions and results thereof.

Please keep posting info your IVF doctors should absolutely know about re: your response to hormone therapy and your desire to “avail yourself of the sea”.
How ever would someone know you’re unstable, scoff at your dietary/alcohol/thc restrictions during it, travelling willy nilly, did i miss anything?

These people are so insane

Basically everything we know about Becky is from her Twitter, which is public. The issue in her case not “stalkers,” it’s that she wants her public wailing to be viewed in the spirit she puts it out. She wants us to view her as the heroic, sexy, complex, tragic, witty, sympathetic, endlessly fascinating protagonist of her own fanfic, not as the lying, basic, privileged consoomer she really is.

For all her blustering about having a kid, is she even capable of gettin knocked up? Shes 36, out of shape, and her history of drug abuse and alcoholism is chronicled here.

If she ever does have a kid, it's DNA is gonna have a few extra letters.

I really, really hope this IVF thing is all for sympathy. The fact that she keeps doing really obviously inadvisable things while trying to conceive could be a sign that she’s not actually trying. Or it could just be that she’s stupid, impulsive and self-indulgent. Either is plausible.

 

[Umaibae]

I would absolutely LOVE to see Becky waddle into the lion’s den otherwise known as Black Twitter. Man, as much as she REEEEEEEEEd about harassment from Jewish Twitter and disabled Twitter, they are Mr Rogers’s neighborhood by comparison. The resulting fireworks would be fucking glorious as they would have no mercy at all on this stupid white bitch putting herself into their territory….

…But alas, not even Becky is stupid or desperate enough to take on Black Twitter.

I wanna see her thrown to the lions of Latino Instagram or TikToks. The foos will rip into her claiming to be “Cubanx.”

 

[Very Honest Content]

I cant even be bothered to archive her newest meltdown but to the surprise of nobody Becky has inserted herself into the keffals/#CancelKiwiFarms drama again. Surely she's not riding on a trend again and making anything about yourself? Oh wait you already did that.

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First, go ahead and round up to 1100+ pages, screeching harpy. Now, where was the outrage when Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka suck started that firearm again? Was he a troon too suddenly or something? So her point doesn't even hold up to the flimsiest of examinations, just like the rest of her claims.

 

[AnOminous]

For all her blustering about having a kid, is she even capable of gettin knocked up? Shes 36, out of shape, and her history of drug abuse and alcoholism is chronicled here.

If she ever does have a kid, it's DNA is gonna have a few extra letters.

Most of them just a million copies of CAG over and over again.

First, go ahead and round up to 1100+ pages, screeching harpy. Now, where was the outrage when Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka suck started that firearm again? Was he a troon too suddenly or something? So her point doesn't even hold up to the flimsiest of examinations, just like the rest of her claims.

I think it's hilarious these weirdoes continually blame a bunch of utterly unrelated suicides on the Farms, but absolutely nobody gives a single flying fuck about Kyanka, in whose messy demise we probably did play a part, even if it was just outing him as a wife beating deadbeat dad.

 

[Pargon]

Die and make room you fucking lunatic.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Basically everything we know about Becky is from her Twitter, which is public. The issue in her case not “stalkers,” it’s that she wants her public wailing to be viewed in the spirit she puts it out. She wants us to view her as the heroic, sexy, complex, tragic, witty, sympathetic, endlessly fascinating protagonist of her own fanfic, not as the lying, basic, privileged consoomer she really is.

This isn't the funniest thing to me actually with people like Bex or Jake. I think what's most hilarious is what probably makes them maddest of all is that we remember what they've said. And the thread helps keep that record, even though a lot of times they don't bother to delete a lot of the shit anyway.

It's their own words usually, not the doxing across state lines, that expose them. Bex probably tells lies everyday that go unnoticed by the Kiwi Farms because there's no evidence to compare it to. The thread provides evidence for all the times her lies contradict or she changes the story or something else like that. Even if nobody ever came into this thread and called bullshit on the rest of the stuff because they know about the topic there'd still be that record of Bex's prior claims.

On Twitter they can block, brigade and report people who call attention to their lies. But there's nothing other than these hysterics they can do to an archive elsewhere.

It's extra funny in Bex's case because she claims to be an archivist.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Die and make room you fucking lunatic.

*fuckjng

 

[Markass the Worst]

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Shocked it took this long for Lucas to retweet this plastic surgery abomination.
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Here’s this crackhead’s thread

Crosspost from the Keffals thread. I'm not up to date with this cow's lore so I can't tell if it's lies, can anyone confirm? (But lets be honest its probably lies)

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Crosspost from the Keffals thread. I'm not up to date with this cow's lore so I can't tell if it's lies, can anyone confirm? (But lets be honest its probably lies)

Becky always lies so yes you're correct there.