Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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lolwatagain said:
Ralph didn't have his purse stolen and his face smashed in the first time because someone recognized him on the street in Portugal. He's an insufferable gunt, and whoever beat the shit out of him and stole his purse probably had no idea who he was.

Lucas is just as insufferable as Ralph, and it's not a stretch to see him falling into the same traps as the gunt.
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I for one cannot wait to discover we had Kiwifarms hit squads in whatever area Lucas lands in and promptly gets his ass kicked for being inappropriate around a child.

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It's kind of fascinating how the thought process regarding getting cloudflare to drop kf goes, literally the only reason they'd want that to happen is so that they're able to more easily actually commit the crime(?) of DDOSing, there's no other reason to do it, and yet of all things this is where they decide to pile their efforts. It's doubly fascinating when you compare how tame it at least feels as a reader ddos-wise comparing to when the byuu shit went down, was there even a decent attempt so far?
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I have to imagine Keffals knows what losing DDOS protection would do. Other than that, he's just randomly striking out at anyone who works with the farms (IIRC he tried to shit on Xenfolio too?) and Cloudflare is enraging his little troony ass because they refuse to capitulate on demand.
 
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JamusActimus said:
Look at that smile.
Keffals is truly happy seeing the wigglers.
Keffals had the same smile watching MATI.
The "deep down you're fans of me" is just projection.

I think deep down he kinda likes the farms and reading his thread and also knows that he would be an user here if he did not troon out.
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He was definitely a channer and routinely uses chan lingo even to this day. He is a typical example of the /r9k/ to troon pipeline. He thinks cutting off his evil dick means cutting off his shitlord past. He's wrong though. He's still that same shitlord, just without a dick now.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
This mod lives in Whales. If Lucas is planning to go there, big mistake.
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His UK plan so far seems like it might be Ebbw Vale, Welsh valleys. Where one of his mods live.
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So I brought it up as a possibility that his friends in Europe are mods but A1 seems to have cemented that idea after confirming one of the mods lives in Wales, so we can pretty much guess that most likely the Irish friend is also a mod as the only people who seem to care are inside the community, and if they're within the community and a friend then they're likely to be a mod in some capacity.

I'm more enjoying the prospect of Keffals calling Ireland the "British Isles" infront of some drunk local

Anyway some lowpaid intern at Cloudflare decided to post a new tweet and they left the replies unlocked so the end result was pretty predictable once the houndmaster set the dogs loose
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JamusActimus said:
Look at that smile.
Keffals is truly happy seeing the wigglers.
Keffals had the same smile watching MATI.
The "deep down you're fans of me" is just projection.

I think deep down he kinda likes the farms and reading his thread and also knows that he would be an user here if he did not troon out.
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I would hazard a guess there are quite a few transgender Farmers around here. I can imagine perpetually online retards like Keffals makes their lives even harder then usual, and this would be the one place where they can call them insufferable faggots without repercussion.
 
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Ratioed by CloudFlare, faggot.
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Too bad we don't apply the chinese style of moderation: when 10 people bully one human the one getting bullied is removed from a site. If it's only this guy he might just loose his access to the internet. A win win: no more drugs illegally sending to children, no more sperging froma man and the Farms can go back calling each other faggots and niggers.
 
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F13 Key said:
I decided to be autistic and add all this stuff up based on the rough prices in Canada.

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It's about C$125 worth of food. Add on six 4L jugs of milk to bathe catboys in (lmfao) and it's about $160 plus HST, delivery and tips. So a bit over 225.

It's worth pointing out how whoever ordered this food was considerate enough to order it in multiples of two, in combos, or order two combos from one place, one for keffals and one for the fiancee. Also all of it able to be refrigerated and eaten later. Even some non-perishable snack food. The only items that make no sense are the slush puppies and the supposed jugs of milk, but they could just toss it in the freezer.

If I were some sort of evil hacker who broke into her account to joke order a bunch of shit, I'd order say ten anchovy poutines or fifteen subway crab footlongs or other disgusting garbage. You know. The kind of stuff someone malicious would order if they broke into your account and wanted to fuck with you.

Conclusion: she ordered it herself and is making this all up as some excuse to claim being scared so she can justify a EU tour vacation. She's full of shit. Nothing new.
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I put some thought into this and I'd probably order like, 50 orders of eels or 41 pounds of bananas or some shit. or just 50 orders of chic-fil-a fries. phallic shaped objects would make for more funnies for obvious reasons
not to pronoun sperg, but Lucas is a man, not a she.
 
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Lucas certainly hates this board imagine what he would think about /cow/ when it was apart of 8chan? This thread is mundane compared to the Ralph thread.

"Please help me"

This tortured way of speaking is a painfully obvious attempt at manipulation. If Lucas was a real woman he might have got away with this, but a man in a wig crying over mean words is sad.
 
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