DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[detractorzer0]

Exactly. The problem is, Phil has the innate ability (or is it disability?) to make any game that has potential entertainment value crater. There are admittedly no brainers like Elden Ring which were entertaining, but Phil copied what others were doing with a death counter, and that was coupled with his inability to think beyond a guide.

It all comes back to his insistence on him having fun, despite his audience’s wishes. He tells them what’s fun, when it clearly isn’t. He doesn’t see beyond his own enjoyment, which isn’t the same for others.

I agree. His strongest ability is to take something that everybody is having success streaming and somehow fuck it up.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I agree. His strongest ability is to take something that everybody is having success streaming and somehow fuck it up.

Which makes it hilarious.

 

[wahkando]

God this board is so full of stupid faggots.

unlike all the other boards that are full of healthy minded, well adjusted posters

 

[john_g]

God this board is so full of stupid faggots.

wasnt this the purpose ? XD

 

[Null]

unlike all the other boards that are full of healthy minded, well adjusted posters

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

There is about the same percent chance Dave leaves the internet that we'll ever get world peace.

 

[Poo Twister]

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

The temptress tests our resolve, stand firm detractors.

 

[Jasper2K]

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

Phil will outlast the kiwifarms.

 

[grump]

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

I don't care whether phil stays or collapses from exhaustion from walking five feet out the door to grab a mcdonalds application but if you think a mere copyright strike is going to deplatform phil you haven't been paying attention to what have probably been literally hundreds of attempts to get rid of him over more than a decade. It happens so often its his schtick. Every other week theres a new supposed crisis that is going to end phil for good and it never does.

He ain't called the Herpes of internet gaming for nothing.

 

[Ortsnay]

God this board is so full of stupid faggots.

Love you too, Null.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I just want to see Phil ruin himself. I went through the thread just reading a bunch of annoying spergs trying to show everyone their dumbass trolling plans. If you want to grand stand about destroying an already failure of a human being may I suggest reddit.

Edit: removed a word

 

[Paladin Derich]

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

There's always another lolcow.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The thing about Phil and the hard-core, hard pressed, hard as fuck, hard on your bank account budget draining gaming season.

Games do come out.

But when your.

Addicted to gacha.
And door dash.
And booze.
And impulse purchases.


And you've spend a decade telling everyone your point of view is one of credibility to the point you've believed it.

And you've become such an elitist prick and scorn asshole you nitpick dumb shit and features in games.

When you've bashed every fucking triple a dev to the point you're a hypocrite if you go and play there games.

When your so fragile you can't stand to have your ass kicked in the last fps or br cause that shit is just so gimmicky and flash in the pan and only for try hards.

When your afraid of any game with online lobbies and open microphones.

When you entire business model is free to play retro games or day 1 drops to a freemium service.

Yeah no shit there's nothing to play Phil. But at some point maybe Mr variety streamer needs to look in the mirror the least his track record with games when he could afford them.

You hate em.

The lack of games isn't the problem.

You are.

You are the embodiment of the stick bicycle spoke self sabotage meme.

The Eric Andre shooting hanibal meme.

That's you nigga. You your own worst enemy always.

 

[Null]

if you think a mere copyright strike is going to deplatform phil you haven't been paying attention

No excuse. Stop fucking with his channels. If you post about it on the forum and I see it, you're getting warned.

Go make your own site or a Discord channel or something and jerk off about killing Phil and wearing his skin like Buffalo Bill there, far away from me.

Can you just ban people that pull that shit? Kinda annoying to read the same discussion for pages every two weeks not just here but on every popular thread, "if you don't like it leave"s clearly aren't working. I'd rather have them gone than have the whole subboard shut down.

Use reports. I can only act when people report.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

You're acting as if we didn't get hours of entertainment from the "twitch departernering" incident.

 

[Elescondido]

Most of the boards are smart enough to not fuck with and deplatform their lolcows. If there's any group of people on this site likely to commit collective mass suicide like fucking Heaven's Gate should their lolcow just leave the Internet, it's DSP's anti-fandom.

Whats the deal with the DSP simping ?
Nothing happens in this board most of the time just because some faggot appears(which usually happens just a couple of times a year) this is aparently the worst board ?

 

[myone]

Here we go, 10 pages of back and forth of the same bloody argument because people are incapable of keeping their mouths shut.

Not only are they shitting up the thread (boo!), they are giving DSP early warning of their gay ops (he reads the farm, retard!) plus giving him another victim, boo-hoo poor me, narrative to peddle to his dents (good job!).

 

[Whaler]

Absolutely insane that Null has to come here and make the same point for a fourth time in just over a week. There's literally a line right above the post box that says "NO TROLLING PLANS." DSP isn't winning because he reacted to a TIHYDP. This isn't a contest or a competition, he isn't "winning" anything. He has nothing, no friends, he never leaves his house, he's behind on his bills and he's counting down the days until he can get another bunch of credit cards just to rack up more debt. If you're really that upset over him being a retard who's on the bottom of the barrel of society, talk to a therapist, you need help.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Great job, now you got old man Nool after us.

 

[Dona Morte]

Whats the deal with the DSP simping ?
Nothing happens in this board most of the time just because some faggot appears(which usually happens just a couple of times a year) this is aparently the worst board ?

No simping.
This is simply because of ADMISSIONS of reporting.
Both @Agent Proper and @actually repeatedly say - if you do stuff don't get caught and don't tell people about it.
I do not understand what is hard about these simple statements.