Alright guys. Enough farting around with
far more amusing lolcows that have declared an autistic war on Kiwifarms. It's time to pull the band-aid off and be done with this shit so I can go back to laughing at troons who distribute bathtub HRT to minors and get doxed via autistic analysis of their hotel room bedsheets. No offense, but that shit is funnier that we usually talk about in this thread.
I give you...
Nightmare at Nerdette's Newstand, Part 4: THE FINAL STUPID!
(Posted late because that's SOP with CG, and we
gotta keep that theme going across all levels,
including the critique).
- EVS argues that Nerdette is grifter because she changes her position on things based on whose paying her at the moment. This is more crap about her accepting and promoting a Punisher themed wallet. Nerdette then starts chimping out because "somebody went after her sponsor." Ethan says that's a lie, and nobody went after her sponsor. He says that all her sponsor did was look at the data, and concluded she wasn't a good investment.
- Ethan: "Your engagement is shit."
Nerdette "Ethan, I get more views than you doooooo!"
Ethan: "You get more views when you copy videos of celebrities for 35 seconds."
(Accurate).
- Ethan "[The rest of your channel] is bread-tuber comic book commentary."
Basically, what this shit boils down to is that he gets way more engagement on comic book shit that she does (which I guess the wallet sponsor would care more about), which is mathematically verifiable. She wants to include all her content in terms of engagement (including the Johnny Depp stuff) in order to put one over on Ethan. You could either appreciate that her
aggregate engagement numbers are superior to FROG's, and call that a W for her, or you can roll your eyes at the fact that she has to have a generous helping of clickbait Johnny Depp vs. Amber stuff (which presumably doesn't promote the sponor) in order to get anybody to watch or subscribe to her channel. As an aside, I suspect Ethan probably makes WAY more in Superchats than her from his livestreams. Which is where the
real money is at based on conversations I had with Nick Rekeieta two years ago. The subs and views are almost beside the point if people are throwing money at you via superchats. Her Johnny Depp shit are not livestreams.
- Nerdette accuses EVS of justifying somebody going after her sponsor. She then pivots to the fact that people like Quartering promote RAID: Shadow Legends, and might not be a fan of it. EVS then asks if she's now gonna admit that she was promoting a product she doesn't even like, and she once again states that he doesn't like the Punisher.
- Nerdette claims that the Youtube algorithm forces content creators into doing more short-form content. In fairness to her, she's probably right. Shorter views = more videos watched = more ads. The issue isn't that she's doing short-form content. It's that she's doing the laziest of short term content by reposting Johnny Depp shit without even providing commentary and then saying she's better than Ethan. NOBODY in their right mind would argue that the dreaded Youtube algorithm emphasizes quality.
- Nerdette whines more about some guy going after her sponsor, and EVS opines that he was critiquing her hypocrisy, and not speaking to her sponsors. It occurs to me at this point that I have no fucking clue who this person is, and I'm not sure I even GAS. Anybody? At this point, I'd rally wish they'd get off this fucking topic. It is so gay.
- What's next on the docket? Doug Ernst? Again!?
Fuck me sideways. Nerdette basically just says she's seen no proof that Doug Ernst was gay opping EVS. She presumably doesn't think the evidence Hut provided is good enough whereas everybody with a brain immediately recognized it for what it was, and Dougy basically admitted it. I dunno why people wanna die on that hill. Just call him a faggot for the tactics he employed and encourage him to criticize Ethan more openly (like everybody in this thread seems to) Thankfully, this lasts like 10 seconds.
THE BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE SHOW:
- Nerdette turns to EVS's "show with Max." She points out that EVS calls SJWs a "cult-like mentality" and then asks Ethan whether he thinks CG also has a "cult-like mentality."
EVS: "I hope so."
Nerdette (shocked): "You hope so?"
EVS: "Sure."
What follows is about 10 seconds of dead air. You could hear a cricket fart. I have it timestamped
here to prove I'm not bullshitting.
On the one hand, it's probably ridiculous to hope any movement you are the head of is described as a cult but, on the other hand, her reaction is so priceless I don't even care how cringe that might be. I don't think she expected this response at all.
She then shakes out of the stupor and says "okay."
It's like she wanted Ethan to be upset and launch into a passionate defense of why CG isn't a cult, but gets this instead and has nothing to follow up with. It's glorious. Well played
@FROG.
- Nerdette: "Is Comicsgate a political movement?"
EVS: "Yes."
Nerdette: "How has it become that?"
EVS then states that he made it that and brought it into focus (after YBZ passed him the baton). This seems inconsistent with his views that CG comics should be apolitical (the shit he gave Tim Lim for Trump books), but perhaps he's saying that the movement is political but the product isn't. I dunno. I think I've made my views clear that CG should just be a group of talent that want to publish comics outside the influence of the mainstream, but Ethan wants to make it this big political thing. Whatever.
- Late and gay big brained take from Vikki:
Sure, Vikki, and that completely ignores the point made earlier about
where that engagement comes from. It's like you weren't even paying attention to the conversation, and were probably just seething over how bad Nerdette is doing. You could have made money and may have gotten out of that thrift store shelter if you also did low effort Jonny Depp content too (poor Dean seems amendable to wanting to do
anything that's not CG, and I don't blame him). But it's "off brand" to wanting to make your entire life about alogging TUG and EVS day in and day out, and consequently not making a dime from it because few people care about your seething hatred. Pull your head out of your ass. That's not an "own." That's grasping at straws.
(And it's a good thing too! How can you possibly destroy Ethan Van Schiver without the aid of a crackhead! Thank GOD he was saved from making more diverse content with SaggyMelonz and maybe having some fun doing so!).
Foolishness aside, I think it's been known for a while that Ethan's engagement has been slipping from where it was when CG was a hot topic. I have suspected for a while that a lot of his subs are people who subbed then and simply forget they were. I know I don't make it a point to "curate" my Youtube subs on a regular basis, and I suspect a lot of people don't.
- Nerdette complains about EVS not being able to name leftists in comics. Later, he metaphorically likens this line of questioning to HUAC and Joe McCarthy. However, he does name drop Dee Dee Myers. Nerdette interrupts with "Okay, I'm talking about comics!" Despite claiming to know better than EVS what's going on at D.C. much earlier in the show, Nerdette was apparently ignorant of the that Myers was an executive at WB with control over D.C.. He explains to her who she is (Bill Clinton's former press secretary), and that she hired Diane Whelan Nelson as President of D.C.. Who, in turn, "opened the floodgates" to SJWs." He starts to name names of people she hired, starting with Andy Khouri, but Nerdette interrupts him and says "Khouri no longer works there." Ethan: "He was just recently fired." Nerdette: "You're right." Nerdette then says she wants names of people who work there
now.
At this point, I think Nerdette is pretty clearly the one moving the goal posts now, since it's not like Comicsgate just started last Thursday. It's a reaction to the then and now. More so the
then, back when CG was more popular and people were freshly indignant about what was happening. It's entirely possible EVS doesn't know the name of every SJW employed by D.C. Comics
right this second, and I don't think that's a fail on his part The entire tone of her criticism seems to now feel less like "frog man bad" and "there was no SJWs takeover of comics."
Which is an absurd position to take. I don't think there is a single person in this thread, no matter how much they dislike FROG, that could argue that with a straight face. Somebody like
@Mister Dongs or
@Smug Freiza can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the criticism over FROG has
always concerned the
execution of CG as a reactionary movement. Not that there is absolutely nothing that happened in mainstream comics to react against. The circles back to the idea that Nerdette just didn't leave CG, but might have also gone fully SJW and accepted the mainstream narrative wholesale. There is a pretty clear distinction between KF criticism and SJW criticism, and Nerdette's feels more like the later.
- Anyways, EVS goes on to mention that Khouri hired "Zoe Quinn, for example," to which Nerdette retorts that she was only hired for one book.
Again, he names names, but they're not to her satisfaction. Much earlier in this debate, Ethan did a shit job on this, and came across as disingenuous, but now she's just coming across as willing to discount every example he's willing to put forward no matter how valid. It is visibly apparent at this point the Ethan is irritated with her.
- He names Robbi Rodriguez, and the goal posts fully shift as she can't dispute he's an SJW or is working there but merely states "because he's a very talented artist." She also points out that
Rodriguez sent EVS a picture of his butthole and laughs (yeah, that's not insane at all Tristen... he'd get a thread on KF for that alone... look at PPP's thread, for example).
- EVS says he's trying to explain how CG happened. She then goes back to wanting names of "
all the SJWs at D.C." and this is where he mocks her for sounding like McCarthy. Ethan states that who works there now is more important to her than him. He also points out that chat has been naming names all through this exchange. Nerdette: "I'm not looking at the chat." EVS: "Why are you pretended you don't know this?"
Examples:
- In the course of this turgid exchange in which Nerdette doesn't like the names EVS gives, and she apparently ignores her own chat, Nerdette says that "everyone knows" why Ethan refuses to give his opinion on homosexuality.
When will this pain stop?
15 MINUTES?! SON OF A BITCH! Well, I got a fix for that...
- The exchange gets a bit more heated and Ethan says he doesn't call out individuals (that's kinda bullshit
@FROG, but whatever). He says (as suggested by chat) "I might say Tom King is an SJW..." and Nerdette interrupts and says "Holy shit! That's an SJW to you!" That, IMO, reinforces the idea this whole thing is futile with and that Ethan might not be naming names because she'll reject each and every one for one reason or another, and not that he doesn't know any.
URGE TO KILL:
RISING.
- Ethan: " Why am I doing this?" Yeah, I was kinda wondering that myself. At least the e-fap was more fun... I hope.
- Nerdette doesn't like the fact EVS makes fun of Pencil's Down. I don't even... ugh..
- Ethan reiterates that the purpose of his channel is to talk about the overall state of the comics industry and not call out individuals. Ethan says that he has called out individuals before, and has regretted it (more honest than above).
- Nerdette trots out the thing that an SJW to Ethan is anybody that doesn't agree with him. Which might be true in
some cases, but not all. Ethan "You're a dumb girl." Nerdette: "I'm a dumb girl?" Ethan: "Yes, I told you that over e-mail." Nerdette: "I act like who I am." Ethan: "Try to be better than who you are." Nerdette argues that the entire point of CG is to create an enemy to sell a product.
Simp detected. Cringe: 100%.
- EVS says he got cancelled because he wasn't woke. We finish out this shitshow by Ethan going over why he's no longer at D.C.. I'm kinda abridging this because I'm sprinting towards the light at the end of the tunnel at this point. Please make it stop.
EVS: "What a goddamned lie!" EVS asks for any proof of that. Says that Sam Humphries has never said that, and challenges Nerdette to bring him on the show.
Nerdette: "Kinda triggers you though."
EVS: "Yeah, because it isn't true."
Nerdette: "Okay, I guess that's fair."
So... like... point Ethan, I guess. What even is this line of questioning?
EVS then goes over how he was forced out of D.C., and brings up an e-mail he sent a co-worker which is kinda hard to read, but it goes over how he's tired of being called a Nazi. Nerdette asks whether he was fired for being an open Trump supporter, and Ethan answers "yes."
In the end, he gives one story why he doesn't work there anywhere, and his contract wasn't renewed, and she apparently can't prove his story is wrong and the whole thing goes absolutely nowhere. I guess it's one of those things where you believe whatever you want to believe.