Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Anime-Chan]

Omfg he's back

 

[Autphag]

My bet's on the Pretty Word Theory. He's already repeatedly expressed a disdain for ordinary English, because he's some kind of linguistic pioneer or some crap.

Psst, it's both.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I highly regret writing a recent article. It has resulted in the loss of a close associate, and although I've informed them that this particular drama is now immaterial due to the breakdown of rapport between the two parties involved, I doubt they'll ever forgive me, though I suspect they were looking for reasons to abandon me from the offset.
As the North Korean slogan goes, "genuine life goes on." I can't concern myself with the flights of fancy promised by one group of associates when there are so many other potential alliances to be struck in a world where the problem of Aspergianism spans just their solipsistic concerns. I am deeply aggrieved and hurt that they would choose to deliberately blow out of proportion the gravitas of those comments, so as to justify an equally blown reaction, and if I can't resolve this in the way I've planned (I still hae their associate on my list) then it's something I have to content myself with having ruined.
P-Logic has far from won, if you're reading this. I have plenty of other prospective choices, before you think you've come close to achieving what it is you had intended to set out. Even if I move away from the bureaucratic excesses of Scotland, it'd be much easier to evade the authorities where they are less administrable, especially if I set vagabond. I'm willing to entertain the lodging with certain English acquaintances of mine if that's what it takes.

These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

 

[Autphag]

Oh believe me, I'd love to be banned. Do you think I care about being here? I've been making myself a nusciance so that the prospect is expedited, fucking stump.

 

[Asandy31]

Oh believe me, I'd love to be banned. Do you think I care about being here? I've been making myself a nusciance so that the prospect is expedited, fucking stump.

OMG..he's like an autistic star ready to cave in on itself...common sense cannot escape his event horizon

 

[AnOminous]

Oh believe me, I'd love to be banned. Do you think I care about being here? I've been making myself a nusciance so that the prospect is expedited, fucking stump.

Ask @Marjan Šiklić how well shitposting to get banned works.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Oh believe me, I'd love to be banned. Do you think I care about being here? I've been making myself a nusciance so that the prospect is expedited, fucking stump.

...literally all you have to do is stop coming on

 

[Autphag]

...literally all you have to do is stop coming on

Oh, so the rules don't apply to me? Cool. Thanks for informing me. I'll rub that into literally everyone here's faces.

 

[VLAD]

Oh believe me, I'd love to be banned. Do you think I care about being here? I've been making myself a nusciance so that the prospect is expedited, fucking stump.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Psst, it's both.

So you're pretending to be retarded, except you're not pretending.

Are you high right now?

 

[Autphag]

So you're pretending to be retarded, except you're not pretending.

Are you high right now?

The double-entendre was implied, but generally speaking, if I was to trust either one of straight-out, cold, dispassionate logic, or highly convicted yet abtruse principles of the highest emotional profundity, it'd be the latter. So do you think it's honestly surprising that I'd call it this?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Oh, so the rules don't apply to me? Cool. Thanks for informing me. I'll rub that into literally everyone here's faces.

Don't get too cocky, now. The rules only stop applying for as long as we get to point and laugh.

 

[Vorhtbame]

The double-entendre was implied, but generally speaking, if I was to trust either one of straight-out, cold, dispassionate logic, or highly convicted yet abtruse principles of the highest emotional profundity, it'd be the latter. So do you think it's honestly surprising that I'd call it this?

Here's a hint for you, hon: Life is not like Star Trek.

 

[Autphag]

It's honestly not my fault that you think absolute truth is the same as concrete, Boolean truth, so you couldn't possibly conceive how deception is its own enlightenment. My apologies for your congenital brain defect.

 

[CatFace]

I've switched sides.

 

[Asandy31]

Oh, so the rules don't apply to me? Cool. Thanks for informing me. I'll rub that into literally everyone here's faces.

I have a newfound respect for people with autism who are not assholes, the only real public visibility they get is this guy, CWC, and Jenny McCarthy

 

[Autphag]

I have a newfound respect for people with autism who are not assholes, the only real public visibility they get is this guy, CWC, and Jenny McCarthy

Wait, wait, you're not referring to me, are you?
You'd be mistaken.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Oh, so the rules don't apply to me? Cool. Thanks for informing me. I'll rub that into literally everyone here's faces.

You do that.

I liked the teamspeak better. You were more entertaining and seemed like less of a douche.

 

[KingGeedorah]

@Autphag

Have you cut your dick off yet?

What's stopping you?

Can you post pre and post op pictures?

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, so the rules don't apply to me? Cool. Thanks for informing me. I'll rub that into literally everyone here's faces.

The only rule that applies to cows is that whatever you want, you don't get.