Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[choccy milk]

Every retard openly advocating for Kiwis to snitch on a teenager’s tweet to their parents needs to consider killing themselves instead. I know I’m a newfag relative to most users but Christ, calm the fuck down

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

Did he actually ddos it or is he just a grifter

He was just trying to be edgy for a second, so yeah he didnt ddos shit

 

[Meat Target]

I played with lots of Legos and I ended up here, it's no bulwark against turning out fucked up.

Minecraft is just virtual Legos, and look how every Minecraft youtuber ever has turned out.

 

[YumeNoHero]

I didn't even know Kiwifarms went down for a bit because of some autist DDoSing the site until I start reading the thread again from 100 pages back.
Such is the power of grass touching.

 

[norbo]

Yea, this kid had *really* bad opsec for pretending to be a 1337 h@x0r. Maybe he'll learn and up his game, but its doubtful. Anyway, heres some archives of his shit for archivals sake and all
that. The two shit websites seem to be his personal projects lol.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/c/ploned- https://archive.ph/ls1I2
https://twitter.com/xpyu- https://archive.ph/SbT52
https://twitter.com/transbecnoir- https://archive.ph/a7H1o
www.chilis.cf- https://archive.ph/ifjmN
jesus.fish- https://archive.ph/ZFQO0

Well congratulations @transbecnoir. For the first time in being a member of this goofy website that makes silly jokes about people you are the first dumb motherfucker that has been caught DDOSing. The many times it's happened the standard assumption was to not even bother looking for who it was because it was easy enough to cover your tracks. In a sea of morons this truly does stand out.

I hope the internet clout was worth it.

Edit: Ah shit it's some poor kid. Hope his mom yells at him.

I firmly lay responsibility at the feet of Keffals for being a stochastic terrorist and radicalizing a young boy to do something this colossally retarded.

Get off the internet before you do something even dumber.

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

I know is going to be be stupid but I think that these two should be updated to reflect how funnier they got.

Keffals's creepy Wiggler thing has been turned into a Keffals approved forum art project.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

He was just trying to be edgy for a second, so yeah he didnt ddos shit

I’m not sure, he might have just been trying to scam keffals fans.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Keffals's creepy Wiggler thing has been turned into a Keffals approved forum art project.

What in the hell? I thought he'd be seething about that, I need context for this, help a latecomer out.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Alright, look. I know that Twitter tranny kid is retarded but at the end of the day, it is a kid so I'll just offer a quick point of advice.

As I stated in my earlier post, you are not in danger. Nobody here has any intent to harm you. The sock Twitter accounts spamming your address in your replies are just trying to get a rise out of you and scare you. Ignore them or block them. My best recommendation for you to get away from this is to just log off. Delete your Tweets concerning the Farms and just get off of Twitter for a while. Go for a walk, cook a meal, listen to music, something that will stimulate your brain. I sympathize with you, but only to an extent. You're a child and have gotten in way over your head, you got involved in something you had no business being involved in and now you've ended up here. Unlike many of the other drooling retards featured on this site, you have your whole life ahead of you and there's still plenty of time to change the way you're living. Idolizing these insane, terminally online YouTube and Twitch grifters especially when it comes to politics or social issues is a trap you need to avoid. You don't need some greasy, vindictive perverted manchild telling you what you are or how to live. Just get off of Twitter and go offline for a while. You'll be fine.

rainbows incoming

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Every retard openly advocating for Kiwis to snitch on a teenager’s tweet to their parents needs to consider killing themselves instead. I know I’m a newfag relative to most users but Christ, calm the fuck down

Yeah there's some zealous sperging going on. A DoS attack doesn't mean shit; it was barely noticed, nobody should go out on a witch hunt because that just makes us look retarded.

 

[AlejandroJoñez]

AMAB = Assigned male at birth.
AFAB = Assigned female at birth.

AFAB = All Fags Are Bastards

 

[D.Va]

Minors are off-limits here.

No they really aren’t. There’s been a few threads on underageb& who were special enough to warrant one. It’s a case-by-case basis because yes, children are generally fucking retarded and hopefully they’ll grow out of weird habits by adulthood.

If you’re talking about cow-tipping in general that’s frowned upon anyway if you’re a regular here.

There’s also absolutely nothing you can do about the 6,000 or so guests reading this thread right now who just want to ween because they found Keffals and friends grating enough or just find it funny. And tbh, Mr and Mrs. Huffman taking their son’s laptop away would be the best parenting step they have ever done.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

You guys trying to dox that Phin kid are aware that he didn't actually DDoS the Farms and was just trolling around on Twitter, right?

Edit: Yeah, ok, clocks deserved, was too late.

 

[888Flux]

Every retard openly advocating for Kiwis to snitch on a teenager’s tweet to their parents needs to consider killing themselves instead. I know I’m a newfag relative to most users but Christ, calm the fuck down

You are in luck because their parents are probably absent entirely from their life.

 

[Monodrone]

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I know is going to be be stupid but I think that these two should be updated to reflect how funnier they got.

Keffals's creepy Wiggler thing has been turned into a Keffals approved forum art project.

"Keffals Got Doxed By His Bedsheets Again" is an Always Sunny level cold open.

 

[Niggerphobe]

I was 41% upset during that hour and a half of downtime

Main character syndrome, and persecution fantasy makes them feel like they have a right to their antisocial actions.

Thinks he's an epic cool dude out of some mediocre dystopian cyberpunk YA novel using his 1337 h4x0ring skills to epically pwn the oppressive dark web cyberbigot kiwichuds and has to be on the run from them as a part of le epic underground resistance.

In reality he's just a retarded kid who got swept up in Keffal's wake of internet clout and decided to take the stupidest most pathetic course of action to take up arms in defense of his cult leader.

Why don’t they make a book or movie where the kids get crushed

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

Kid is a fucking retard and I guarantee he is having a fucking freak out session right now pacing his room. He got what was coming, and hopefully this slaps some of the retard out of him. But, I dunno, I don't agree with the whole tattle-tail let his parents know shit. The genuine panic attacks he will be having the next few days are lols to think about (partly cause they hit so close to home when I think back to me when I was his age). Hopefully they will help him realize what a fucking idiot he is

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

So let's just have them commit a federal crime and brag about it online without no repercussions. That's a great life lesson for the kid. It's called humbling someone. Do minors get a special barrier around them, where we have to just sit back and take it up the ass by them and we sit and watch because they're a minor and they shouldn't be held responsible for their actions? You want to know how I grew out of my skid phase at 16? I was humbled. I was taught I wasn't some untouchable god, and infact way more vulnerable than I could ever imagine.

Most kids get faced with consequences for being retarded at one point or another. If you're committing a federal crime (that isn't piracy, that's kiddie shit) you should expect massive drawbacks.
Some faggots might say that kids shouldn't deal with that, but that's how we get "people" like Keffals.

 

[AltisticRight]

He posted a screenshot of him pinging what I perceive to be KF's ip address. So yes he did send packets. A ddos attack is an attempt to disrupt the normal traffic of a targeted server. Doesn't necessarily mean you have to shut the site down.

Let me superhack your IP at 127.0.0.1, you're done kiddo.

 

[norbo]

So let's just have them commit a federal crime and brag about it online without no repercussions. That's a great life lesson for the kid. It's called humbling someone. Do minors get a special barrier around them, where we have to just sit back and take it up the ass by them and we sit and watch because they're a minor and they shouldn't be held responsible for their actions? You want to know how I grew out of my skid phase at 16? I was humbled. I was taught I wasn't some untouchable god, and infact way more vulnerable than I could ever imagine.

We're not the autist gestapo. Calm your fucking tits. If you want to do something then just go fuckin do it. Quit looking for asspats and trying to trade essays, faggot.