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Saints Row thread
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No, this is way worse than 4. If it was just the bugs and unpolished port shit yeah, there's fixing that. Ain't no fixing the story or characters here. Yes, I'm mad they killed Oleg in 4, no, it still doesn't deserve that comparison at all. And I'm the one here who is closest to actually defending the reboot in some ways. It's a sub-par game even if you can look past the writing and that's a massive fucking "if" right there.
Fun fact: 2 also had this issue, I remember reading about that at the time 3 came out and that was used as justification for massively cutting back on the clothing at the time. Dunno about the first one, never played that.
2's gender was a literal slider and you could make androgynous characters with ease, clothing being a mid factor to it as well.
It even tries to use that pyramid that SR3/4/Fallout4 used for body sliders with thin/muscle/fat but i changed the damn thing, making your character skinny makes him feminine, making him muscled will make it manly and making it fat will make anyone not have sex with him.
i literally respawned dead because i got exploded in a car, what a game...
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Is that Saint Floyd on the wall?
Please think of those poor soydevs.
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I bet the writers/designers fucking love Community and wish they would be able to work on Community instead of making some shitty videogame but until then they have to settle for writing Community fanfiction on company time.
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I liked that comment that I've read somewhere that you should steal a physical copy of this game from someone, destroy it and then reimburse them for it, because owning 0 copies of this game is owning one copy to many.
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> we tried that
Nah, some fucking redditor faggot in this thread decided that I apparently didn't know anything about the genres I liked and proceeded to list off a ton of games I had already owned or looked into. And when I told him after he typed out book #3 that he was wasting his time, that I had played most of those etc, he got super pissy.
He literally pulled the reddit level shit of "here's the first answer from google/amazon/store etc"
Played thru bloodborne a long time ago. Doom Eternal as well. The rest aren't really my thing
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Just a Humble Farmer
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Thanks, game devs, for perpetually saving me money in the current year.
so who's betting on the western studios (sony/ms) or easter (tencent) ones that made reviewers bash woke row to buy embracer shares?
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Can't wait to see some retard try it IRL.
As entertaining as it was to see how that convoy mission turned out, this is essentially an cartoonish version of GTA when I saw what the MC did to that semi...And how that chick knocked down an billboard sign in the previous mission.
In a way, stuff like this could have worked if it wasn't so predictable. I mean, we've basically been using this for our comedy routines ever since A&H became an thing.
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"Unable to Start Game, make sure your fucked up launcher permissions are set to whatever dick sucking moronic shit we decided on."
And a REAL annoyance is how big the blocking is on objects.
What's that? You're looking over something and wanting to shoot someone? LOL Nice fucking wish. You get to waste your ammo on the blockage that only comes up to your knees! What's that, you want to shoot at the ENTIRE LOWER HALF of the enemy visible under the sign? LMAO. Nope, because the hit box for the sign extends that far, oh, and it's indestructable.
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME, YOU FUCKS!
And man, I just come to hate the main three 'helpers' more and more.
Eli wouldn't even be worth making into a prison bitch. He's so fucking uptight you could sharpen a pencil in his asshole, and it's not even played for laughs or even slightly amusing.
And fucking Shirtless Bob over there. Fuck, I hate him. I hate him so much.
And Neena deserves to be sold at the Libyan Slave Market.
And a REAL annoyance is how big the blocking is on objects.
What's that? You're looking over something and wanting to shoot someone? LOL Nice fucking wish. You get to waste your ammo on the blockage that only comes up to your knees! What's that, you want to shoot at the ENTIRE LOWER HALF of the enemy visible under the sign? LMAO. Nope, because the hit box for the sign extends that far, oh, and it's indestructable.
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME, YOU FUCKS!
And man, I just come to hate the main three 'helpers' more and more.
Eli wouldn't even be worth making into a prison bitch. He's so fucking uptight you could sharpen a pencil in his asshole, and it's not even played for laughs or even slightly amusing.
And fucking Shirtless Bob over there. Fuck, I hate him. I hate him so much.
And Neena deserves to be sold at the Libyan Slave Market.
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Romances in 4 were basically a joke, but the brown spy girl's one is my favorite. The best one is with Ben King.
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Except Community is amazing and this is a cruel mockery.
This is transcommunity.
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Yeah, that's what I meant with it being their fanfiction. I saw that dustbowl video and it felt like they were trying to write their own paintball episode.
I'm late quoting this but
MegaFreeman can go fuck himself for projecting.
>"b-b-b-b-but y'all are just jelly, muh dude, y'all are a bunch of haters"
MegaFreeman can go fuck himself for projecting.
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I just gotta know, what sort of cringey shit is she involved in outside of defying the laws of gravity with her car early on?
Steve Urkel II is obvious, and the shirtless douchebag is nothing but cringe everytime he opens his mouth, but what of her?