The Wisdom of Bassets
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- Apr 8, 2019
Perch is a retailer who is desperately trying to find a cool kids table to sit at while simultaneously trying to act like an above it all 'insider with friends in sales-poor places. If some of you guys think 'Comicsgate' is a shit-rich LOLcow pasture, spend some time in his comment section with an empty plastic bag and a garden hose. You can cash out a full bag of methane with Gretta Thunberg in 5 min from the sheer volume of flatuence coming off him. It hangs in the air due to the nearly sexual belief of his fanclub who believe, as they do with women they will never know the touch of, that he doesn't actually fart... And they refuse to huff it on principle.YBZ had 3 things working for him:
It is hard to get a package like this. @FROG comes close due to charisma and narcisism and had a couple years of caring about what he talked about.
- He cared. His decline is because of getting blackpilled with comics and it sounds in his videos. The true successor on this is aspect is Perch, because he does care about comics but without the more colourful cowish parts of Zack. Yet.
- He had charisma and relatability. I remember watching him before the milkshake incident and he was speaking truth to power and common sense. He had his 12 rules for Marvel and any person who ever worked a normal job would agree that it all made sense. EVS is similar in that aspect, but his cow moments have so many levels of intrigue and other people it is hard to explain and laugh at. I mean, EVS did not skip going on the JRE podcast because he was appartment-hunting...
- He had high level of autistic stupidity. He would be stubborn, slow to understand what is happening, bitch about it, rage, destroy comics in funny ways, make the dark roast and lots of cowish stuff. In that aspect he is like Linkara, only a chad center-right former marine that left a lot of women of colour pregnant instead of a dorky, thinskinned libertarian nerd with girldick fetishes.
From what I understand, Rand was a huge lolcow herself but few people care enough to go through her miff over communists kicking her out of Russia.
As for Kermit the Frog, he clearly knows his litterature but is unable to make a god damned point even when you point a gun at him. Yet, he talks the way blue collar men believe educated people do and agrees with them, so they worship him. His big wins have been him making a reasonable arguement after jerking an equally stupid SJW around with sophistries and endless jargon.
Also, @Captain Manning my sincerest congratulations of biting the bullet and enduring 2 hours of Stan Marsh's sister debate with EVS for our entertainment.