Elisa Ann Schwartz / Elisa Jordana / Kermit and Friends Podcast - Gunt-enabling host of the unpopular "Kermit and Friends" podcast; former keytarist for Cobra Starship; fame-seeking ex-girlfriend of Howard Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk

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You never know where the next jug of milk is coming from so you gotta put on the suspenders and reach for an udder every once in awhile.
Some of the most fun I've had on here is when cows join the Farms.
Will she be as spergy as our resident coalburner Brittany from Politically Provoked?
At least Brittany's anime hate bumps her to a 1.2/10.
 
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Oh shit no wonder Ralph keeps winning, the Schwartz is with him.

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she's being exposed about one of her fans swatting bob levy and chrissie mayr and her being cool about it...


the people from the "Steel Toe Morning Show" have many videos documenting what's been happening
 
she's being exposed about one of her fans swatting bob levy and chrissie mayr and her being cool about it...


the people from the "Steel Toe Morning Show" have many videos documenting what's been happening
Steel Toe is like an even poorer shittier Revenge of the Cis. Some people are saying they didn't even get swatted and are just seeking attention like always. They also buy view bots just look at their views vs comments.
 
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She seems to be doing somewhat ok IRL streams, nothing great but as far as ip2 goes shes one of the few who actually go IRL and talk to people and play media.
Her voice graits on me far too much to watch any of it though but she does seem to get quite a lot of donos when doing it.
 
Elisa's streaming right now and is losing it that Andy Dick might reject her, reminder he's a registered sex offender now...

Tearful reunion,
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he's been out of jail for a day now.

probably nothing is going to happen but I'm surprised they're back together now
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couples goals
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miracle before Christmas hype
 
Elisa had her IP hacked and hi jinks proceeded

Elisa and her friend crazy judy start a little catfight judy already asked her to get out of the car but elisa just bullshitting wasting time for more donations.

judy isn't going to stand for it , fucking based turned off the stream herself.
 
I didn't make it halfway down the first page before I wanted to personally execute this subhuman waste. I hope they flay his skin in prison.
 
Body cam footage of James Ward-Nichols "Jimmy Jordana" voluntary surrender at a local Walmart in Stuart, FL and follow-up confession at the station has been released.
youtube link from spurned former collaborator
Isn’t this her father? I remember years ago there was stuff about her dad being a literal, apex child predator. I recall stories that he was caught and jailed in Long Island in the 90’s. I recall this being discussed when she was dating the Stern show cuck.

The guy is a sick fuck of epic proportions. You can tell how much he is enjoying recounting all the details about raping and abusing kids.

How did it end up to him asking to be arrested at Wal-Mart with a packed bag? Someone said something about Reddit, like did he do a “I’ve been raping kids for thirty years AMA?”
 
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