Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Are you sure, I don't even think Cloud Flare has done anything to KF at all. I'm wondering if Null took that down himself to avoid giving him and the website a bad look.

The trannies are claiming Null is encouraging violence and death threats so the fact that Null needs to be responsible right now and needs to show that that's not the point of this website I'm guessing he removed it.
I don't know, if it was to stop giving the website a bad look, I'd just remove the 41% and then claim on twitter that Keffals was photoshoppipng the error messages, badly.

This angle has come up a lot in this thread and I'm not sure why because unless I missed something, all of Keffals' devices were returned to him by the police within a few days of him crying to the press about being "swatted".
Again, I - and probably others - could have missed where it was mentioned that his hard drives and mobile phone were still being held (because this thread moves at blazing speeds, lol).

If anyone knows where this information came from it would be very much appreciated if you could direct me to that post. If it's too much of a hassle, given the immense size of this thread, a quick run down will do.
I could use confirmation of the same, actually. I heard it earlier in the thread, something about Keffals crying on stream about his phone and drives being gone even after they gave his PC back, it was around the time it was leaked that his discord mods were doing mass purges of his discord after the raid.
 
Very convenient Keffals is crusading against the Farms and suddenly MTG gets swatted and it's somehow tied to KiwiFarms. Almost like if I were one of Keffals' sycophants a right-wing anti-trans person like MTG would be the perfect collateral.
How can you be this much of a fuck up I'm on the side of Twitter enforcing TOS on your ass, Keffals?
 
I noticed a trend among some of the replies to Keffals' tweet making fun of KF users. Many spouted the "touch grass" line which is rather ironic given how much they themselves use Twitter. Here's some of the more insane examples I saw with their activity in tweets/likes per day averaged across their account age (keep in mind there's only 16 waking hours in most people's days for this activity to occur in and this activity is done in some cases for years on end):

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9.81 tweets/day, 88.52 likes/day

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3.1 tweets/day, 72.2 likes/day

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53.9 tweets/day, 305 likes/day (Truly impressive)

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1.91 tweets/day 124.9 likes/day

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53 tweets/day, 172.2 likes/day (The epitome of a productive life no doubt)

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33.4 tweets/day, 101 likes/day

There's more than this of course but I think you get the idea. If this isn't what being terminally online looks like I don't know what is.

 
Nigger he's a developer advocate and reliability engineer. His Github is almost entirely forked projects. I'm gonna hard disagree on the "smart" part.
To me that sounds like a shitty attempt at making a portfolio just to get a Javascript job where a poo probably does it better than you. I've seen it a lot, bare ass usage of github is enough to get yourself hired on a cooder nowadays.
 
Apparently there was another DDoS outage? Sorry, I missed it while not being online for 24 hours a day popping tiddy skitties and begging children for money. I'm really scared now, guys.

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Fong Wong Phooey really trying to make free cable adverts for the Farms. What an ally.
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Whoever said that Asian men are effeminate surely wasn't talking about the Chinese. Square-faced mr. DingDong over here has the facial features of Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger. He's one of the manliest men I've ever seen. Dude looks like he sweats pure testosterone.
 
Whoever said that Asian men are effeminate surely wasn't talking about the Chinese. Square-faced mr. DingDong over here has the facial features of Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger. He's one of the manliest men I've ever seen. Dude looks like he sweats pure testosterone.
I agree, he even has a similar sounding voice to one of the manliest men of our time, Christian Weston Chandler.

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somebody on twitter drew keffals/MTG fanart. Marjorie wishes lol
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why the fuck did they draw mtg in front of the trans flag as if she's "on their side"? wasn't her first reaction to blame the trannies when she got swatted? the retardation is profound and I have no idea why i'm surprised
 
Apparently there was another DDoS outage? Sorry, I missed it while not being online for 24 hours a day popping tiddy skitties and begging children for money. I'm really scared now, guys.

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Fong Wong Phooey really trying to make free cable adverts for the Farms. What an ally.
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What happens when that thing needs to travel to the Middle East or Mainland China?
 
I'm going to give a little advice to Keffals' followers who keep coming to the thread.

Stop with the fucking ongoing attempts to deplatform absolutely everyone remotely critical of you. That shit is backfiring. The only thing this is going to accomplish is ensuring that when the inevitable pendulum backswing happens (and it's already started), you will be the ones crushed by it, because everyone is now so sick of your shit that it's practically a meme in and of itself.

For about six years now (and counting), trans acceptance has been on the decline. The reason for this is somewhat complicated but effectively boils down to one thing above all others: The fact that your activist community is a pool of the most joyless fucks on the entire internet, who react to any criticism, no matter how justified, as grounds for trying to have them destroyed. You go after people over the tiniest breaches of your own warped morality, even if it was clearly done in ignorance or by accident - and you actively try to e-napalm them off the web. You know no boundaries or decorum; you go for careers, you try to render it impossible for those critical of you to exist financially, and you practice slash-and-burn responses to anyone who dares speak up against you.

If you want to write your own ending, by all means, keep doing this shit.

All this is doing is leading to people hating you. Hating what you represent. Resenting the fact that you cannot countenance any dissent whatsoever. And it will lead to further blastback against your community, the kind that will hit in real life, and won't care how you feel about it. You are a direct cause of odious politicians like MTG. Do you realize that you people have turned yourself into your own reverse-image of Fred Phelps, where people who would otherwise be aligned with you politically are now morally obligated to stand against you, because you're vindictive petty tyrants who would poison a well if it meant shutting up one person you didn't like?
 
I noticed a trend among some of the replies to Keffals' tweet making fun of KF users. Many spouted the "touch grass" line which is rather ironic given how much they themselves use Twitter. Here's some of the more insane examples I saw with their activity in tweets/likes per day averaged across their account age (keep in mind there's only 16 waking hours in most people's days for this activity to occur in and this activity is done in some cases for years on end):

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9.81 tweets/day, 88.52 likes/day

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3.1 tweets/day, 72.2 likes/day

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53.9 tweets/day, 305 likes/day (Truly impressive)

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1.91 tweets/day 124.9 likes/day

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53 tweets/day, 172.2 likes/day (The epitome of a productive life no doubt)

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33.4 tweets/day, 101 likes/day

There's more than this of course but I think you get the idea. If this isn't what being terminally online looks like I don't know what is.

It's funny how one of them self-admits to being an alcoholic. Everyone here is just having a good time while this troon is probably pounding back margaritas and seething.

Edit: and dilating
 
I noticed a trend among some of the replies to Keffals' tweet making fun of KF users. Many spouted the "touch grass" line which is rather ironic given how much they themselves use Twitter. Here's some of the more insane examples I saw with their activity in tweets/likes per day averaged across their account age (keep in mind there's only 16 waking hours in most people's days for this activity to occur in and this activity is done in some cases for years on end):

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9.81 tweets/day, 88.52 likes/day

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3.1 tweets/day, 72.2 likes/day

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53.9 tweets/day, 305 likes/day (Truly impressive)

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1.91 tweets/day 124.9 likes/day

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53 tweets/day, 172.2 likes/day (The epitome of a productive life no doubt)

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33.4 tweets/day, 101 likes/day

There's more than this of course but I think you get the idea. If this isn't what being terminally online looks like I don't know what is.

Are they LARPing as pRedditors on 4chan? Incelption.
 
So I was right about everything regarding this dude.
Wonder what his real Chinese name is.
方禮真,你永遠無法成為真正的女性。你的喜好是自殘、孌童與推特。你的父母因為你的存在而感到無比自卑與悔恨。你的親戚在馬路上碰見你都會假裝不認識你。你是一個患了心理疾病的男性,當你和41%的人妖在地獄團聚的時候,你的墳墓上會寫著你出生時候的男性姓名,沒有任何人會記得你,沒有任何人會想念你。千年後,考古學者會分析你的骨骼,從而得出唯一的結論。

你是男人。
Translation:
Liz Fong, you will never become a real woman. Your hobbies are self-harm, paedophilia, and Twitter. Your parents feel ashamed and regretful of your existence. If you run across a relative in the streets, they will pretend to not know you. You are a male twisted by a mind plague, when you unite with 41% of the troons in Hell, your male birthname will be written on your gravestone. No one will remember you, you will not be missed. Archeologists in a thousands years will analyse your bone structures and arrive at the one and only conclusion.

It's a man.

TERFs are the best women.
What is that chair implicating? Got his ceiling fan prepared?
"Assigned futa at birth"
Stay away from the children, please.
 
I'm going to give a little advice to Keffals' followers who keep coming to the thread.

Stop with the fucking ongoing attempts to deplatform absolutely everyone remotely critical of you. That shit is backfiring. The only thing this is going to accomplish is ensuring that when the inevitable pendulum backswing happens (and it's already started), you will be the ones crushed by it, because everyone is now so sick of your shit that it's practically a meme in and of itself.

For about six years now (and counting), trans acceptance has been on the decline. The reason for this is somewhat complicated but effectively boils down to one thing above all others: The fact that your activist community is a pool of the most joyless fucks on the entire internet, who react to any criticism, no matter how justified, as grounds for trying to have them destroyed. You go after people over the tiniest breaches of your own warped morality, even if it was clearly done in ignorance or by accident - and you actively try to e-napalm them off the web. You know no boundaries or decorum; you go for careers, you try to render it impossible for those critical of you to exist financially, and you practice slash-and-burn responses to anyone who dares speak up against you.

If you want to write your own ending, by all means, keep doing this shit.

All this is doing is leading to people hating you. Hating what you represent. Resenting the fact that you cannot countenance any dissent whatsoever. And it will lead to further blastback against your community, the kind that will hit in real life, and won't care how you feel about it. You are a direct cause of odious politicians like MTG. Do you realize that you people have turned yourself into your own reverse-image of Fred Phelps, where people who would otherwise be aligned with you politically are now morally obligated to stand against you, because you're vindictive petty tyrants who would poison a well if it meant shutting up one person you didn't like?
Some people dont understand the difference between, aint my business i dont give a fuck, and accepting something on a fundamental level. Troons cant measure the difference and it shows.
 
It is very sketchy if Keffals actually went to Europe. Why exactly would you be harder to find in Dublin than you would be in Calgary or Vancouver —or Ottawa for that matter? That is, of course, unless the RCMP is who you're actually worried about and not internet people. Still a stretch, but interesting to think about
You actually believe that Justin Trudeau's Canada and his Ministry of Justice would allow a Troon, that has gained media attention, to face charges?
 
You actually believe that Justin Trudeau's Canada and his Ministry of Justice would allow a Troon, that has gained media attention, to face charges?
Keffals is in no danger from the feds in Canada, in fact they he would probably get a government cabinet position sooner then they would get arrested.
 
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