DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Malt Liquor]

I'm wondering who is more pathetic?DSP or Brianna Wu?
Because when I think to have found the answer,the other raise the stake again

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Phil's acting like server maintenance is some crazy and rare concept. He should really keep his mouth shit on things he doesn't understand.


Oh, your videos are real alright. They're just real pieces of dogshit.


The hubris is unbelievable. He has an ego the size of Jupiter...

The whole SOPA thing really baffles me. If you search on YouTube for videos about SOPA, his stuff isn't even within the first two pages of results, yet he believes that he was the main thing driving people against SOPA.

Also, his idea that YouTubers should rebel just doesn't hold up to reality. Where the hell are they going to go? There's basically no good alternative that has anything even close to the reach that YouTube does.

 

[Without A Gout]

Phil is technically right. He's a big, hefty youtuber and he's spearheaded a lot a campaigns against bills. Like his gas, water and electric bills.

I'm wondering who is more pathetic?DSP or Brianna Wu?
Because when I think to have found the answer,the other raise the stake again

When Phil speaks about "fansplaining" then he'll be in the same zone as Wu. Probably will happen, though

 

[Son of Big Boss]

 

[Halberd Sonichu]

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man phil your such a terrible liar.

 

[Vault Boy]

Well, here's a bunch of tweets about Phil bitching about his SFV review.


Editing a video for a few hours is not "a TON of time", you lazy fuck.


You should be thankful to get that many views. Your prime has long since past, so deal with it.


That's a cute euphemism. I think Phil's fluent in doublespeak...


You're neither a casual or a pro. A casual would at least try to improve, and a pro is proficient at what they do. As it stands, you're a scrub.


That rings hollow coming from you. All you ever do is rant and rave whenever things don't go your way.


"Thousands?" What range are we talking, 100,000s, 10,000s, or 1,000s? Be honest, Phil.


Careful Phil, your ego is showing...


You clearly didn't like the game given how much you bitched about it.


Yes Phil, getting short with your viewers is a great way to persuade them to watch your videos...

 

[wohzi]

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Or... you could just upload your whole session of gaming in one video instead of spamming your 2-3 mins videos everywhere like a total dipshit.

 

[ZehnBoat]

That's a cute euphemism. I think Phil's fluent in doublespeak...

I didn't get lose the fight to that kid
I just negotiated a win situation for the child.

I didn't tell the character to shut up and bitch about not knowing what button to press later.
I recountered the cutscene into a frontier side gaming complex of knowledge content.

I didn't ban my fan for disagreement.
I relocated his enthusiasm to a new sector for divergent reasoning.

 

[Overcast]

Yeah sure Phil. You "declined" getting added into a book and getting formal credit for a movement.

Hey guys! I was the spearhead to the changing of this site's name! I was offered mod status, but I declined because @Null is a shitlord.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah. I remember that the original Ruby and Sapphire were a decent challenge. Phil is basically playing a scrub version of these games with these HD Remasters/Remakes, and he still manages to fuck up.

How do you fuck up in Metroid Prime while playing EASY MODE!

Ehh, that type of attitude is a bit too spergy for me, mainly because even the first games were literally for children. All EXP share did was make grinding take less time.

Well, here's a bunch of tweets about Phil bitching about his SFV review.


Editing a video for a few hours is not "a TON of time", you lazy fuck.

He really is a sobbing baby. Powering up to fight King Piccolo here, but I've done a few vids mocking this clown with his own footage. The average time I would say for editing his videos for more public consumption varied between about an hour or two for a short DSP tries it to a few days for a decent TiHYDP. This of course ignoring his insanely long beasts like Skyrim or Fallout. Four hours isn't that much, especially when you rock music for it and take a break or two as you go along. Though him taking four hours to simply cut away dead wood or whatever he did seriously implies an utter lack of competence or willingness to learn.

Cue him taking this position as being unreasonable due to it requiring him being an expert or for cutting down the realism. All so he doesn't have to learn how to use Sony Vegas or my cheap muse Movie Maker.

You should be thankful to get that many views. Your prime has long since past, so deal with it.


That's a cute euphemism. I think Phil's fluent in doublespeak...

Translation: I desperately thought I could coast on my delusions of fame of playing fighting games to bolster my flagging career. I'm salty that my utterly insane idea to flood the sub box backfired and ruined me.

You're neither a casual or a pro. A casual would at least try to improve, and a pro is proficient at what they do. As it stands, you're a scrub.

You clearly didn't like the game given how much you bitched about it.

Phil, you were a hack scrub since you were a teenager. The only difference is that when you were younger you gave more of a shit about playing. Even then you were still anemic and mediocre at best, with the only good showing (at 4th, not even fucking bronze) being the result of low attendance from actual pros AND it being a crappy version of a game you were used to playing and no one else was. On top of that, you stopped playing competitively nearly a decade ago.

You were the St. Louis Blues of fighting games, but with the smug attitude of a Philly team like the Flyers and the current relevance of a team like the Cincinnati Stingers. Rather fitting I'd say.

 

[Count groudon]

Spoiler: Lies

In this video, Phil basically acknowledges all of his problems, and then proceeds to completely warp his view of reality to make himself sound more positive. Literally everything he says seems more like he's desperately trying to convince himself about these things instead of the audience.

 

[Adamska]

Spoiler: Lies

In this video, Phil basically acknowledges all of his problems, and then proceeds to completely warp his view of reality to make himself sound more positive. Literally everything he says seems more like he's desperately trying to convince himself about these things instead of the audience.

If he can't even bear to listen to his childbride calling him stupid, nothing will snap him out of his entitlement. He will go homeless before even deigning to try and find a job is my guess.

 

[Accel_Rider]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

What Mythbusters say in jest, DSP say it with conviction

 

[BrunoMattei]

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I went over much of his playlist (with Adblock on of course) just to download the particular highlights. I couldn't even believe just how many videos he dumped in a relatively short amount of time. He unloaded almost 150 Street Fighter 5 videos in under a week. And in roughly half the videos with comments (about 25% of the videos he dumped had no comments of any kind) his most diehard fans were sick of the spam in their sub box.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

I went over much of his playlist (with Adblock on of course) just to download the particular highlights. I couldn't even believe just how many videos he dumped in a relatively short amount of time. He unloaded almost 150 Street Fighter 5 videos in under a week. And in roughly half the videos with comments (about 25% of the videos he dumped had no comments of any kind) his most diehard fans were sick of the spam of their sub box.

This is part of the reason he can't get any traction in the YouTube community. People don't want to stay subscribed to him because they don't want their sub box flooded with nothing but his vids. It gets him extra views in the short term, but it ends up hurting him in the long run. How he hasn't realized this after 7 years on YouTube, I have no idea.

 

[Vault Boy]

This is part of the reason he can't get any traction in the YouTube community. People don't want to stay subscribed to him because they don't want their sub box flooded with nothing but his vids. It gets him extra views in the short term, but it ends up hurting him in the long run. How he hasn't realized this after 7 years on YouTube, I have no idea.

This is the guy who dumped hot bacon grease down his toilet, made countless cross-contamination mistakes while cooking, refused to replace his smoke alarm for months (rationalizing that he "could smell the smoke"), didn't wear his prescribed glasses while driving, thought that a bridge was faster than a sloth, thought that the United Kingdom was in Spain's location, failed to retract the landing gear on his plane for hours, and kept confusing sniper rifles & shotguns in terms of their intended purposes.

He's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, so his confusion about the consequences of uploading tons of short videos doesn't surprise me.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

This is the guy who dumped hot bacon grease down his toilet, made countless cross-contamination mistakes while cooking, refused to replace his smoke alarm for months (rationalizing that he "could smell the smoke"), didn't wear his prescribed glasses while driving, thought that a bridge was faster than a sloth, thought that the United Kingdom was in Spain's location, failed to retract the landing gear on his plane for hours, and kept confusing sniper rifles & shotguns in terms of their intended purposes.

He's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, so his confusion about the consequences of uploading tons of short videos doesn't surprise me.

... okay, how come this guy hasn't accidentally offed himself yet?

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

... okay, how come this guy hasn't accidentally offed himself yet?

Because he doesn't do anything. He sits in his gated community and plays video games while his girlfriend cooks and cleans. The most dangerous thing he does is drive to a fast-food place to shove more disgusting slop down his throat.

 

[DragoonSierra]

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Isnt Killer Instinct S3 coming out next month? He will no doubt be playing the Arbiter considering he does Halo stuff so much. Get ready for more inbox flooding

"Thousands?" What range are we talking, 100,000s, 10,000s, or 1,000s? Be honest, Phil.

Yes. 3 thousands to be exact.

This is the guy who dumped hot bacon grease down his toilet, made countless cross-contamination mistakes while cooking, refused to replace his smoke alarm for months (rationalizing that he "could smell the smoke"), didn't wear his prescribed glasses while driving, thought that a bridge was faster than a sloth, thought that the United Kingdom was in Spain's location, failed to retract the landing gear on his plane for hours, and kept confusing sniper rifles & shotguns in terms of their intended purposes.

He's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, so his confusion about the consequences of uploading tons of short videos doesn't surprise me.

Citations needed. Not because I dont believe you, but you know... for the lulz.

 

[For The Internet]

Isnt Killer Instinct S3 coming out next month? He will no doubt be playing the Arbiter considering he does Halo stuff so much. Get ready for more inbox flooding

Except that Phil fucking hates Halo and probably couldn't even name the Arbiter by sight. He really hates Halo.