A Statement Regarding the August 2022 SWAT Hoaxes

For me, what hurts most is the fact that cute little Natalie Stewart and the aging, balding Mr. Chandler will hear about this and think they've won some sort of victory.

I suppose all the faggots and spoonbenders that have been discussed on the site will think that, But I'm not really conscious of them. Natalie and Chris are the only ones who have ever held any morbid fascination for me.

Best wishes to all the posters. Stay well!
 
Niggas just get a little too mad at the internet. I fully respect that most (not all, not even half, but just most) lolcows are just dudes going about their life acting like a fool and/or degenerate. But man how easy it could be for these same people to just "close their eyes haha just close the window aha cyberbullying aint real niggas" type and just accept their fate, laugh at it themselves (but they dont if course, they provide the milk)

I do stupid shit myself, we all do, we just mostly keep it to ourselves. Sometimes we like to see it for ourselves. Some lolcows are quite literally just super fucked up themselves, some people are just a little cringy and quirked up. At the end of the day it just doesn't fucking matter. Get a job, find a fun hobby, maybe pull of KF when your bored, as its the internet. The internet is junk food for the soul.

Taking it away from the internet and carrying it to the real (SWATing) is in itself just embarrassing and only makes YOU the lolcow.

This has been something so many have been saying for years, mostly to deaf ears. The concept of not taking the internet too seriously, of just stepping away and not getting baited, of not wearing your heart on your sleeve and demanding every stranger on the web that hears you screaming into the void sympathize and agree, it's all just dead to the modern internet. No, everyone has to get 1000% invested all the time, and when someone disagrees or jokes or trolls or does/says anything they don't like, they have to take it to the 3rd degree.

Even from this site, I've seen so many users that just get so easily drawn into bitchfights with their egos on the line against people who are clearly just fucking with them or trawling for a reaction. Yet rather than taking a step back, calming the fuck down, learning to ignore the heat or roll with it, and letting things blow over, they go nuclear.

It's no surprise then that so many retards these days are therefore willing to take their online bullshit to real life. Feels like a consequence of everyone constantly feeding into and catering to everyone else's narcissism for generations. I miss the days when people knew how to take a bloody nose on the internet without suck-starting a shotgun, paying for round-the-clock DDOSing, or committing felonies just to get back at.... what some random fucks laughing at their goofy asses on a gossip forum?

Haven't posted here in forever (too busy these days and I was never a quality poster whose input was worth much to begin with anyway), but if there was one thing I'd wish to impart on anyone if this forum were to disappear tomorrow, it'd be this: please in the name of all that is holy, for a better internet, and for your and everyone else's sake, for fuck sake, get a thicker skin.

Best of luck to you, Null. Hope my favorite gossip forum to lurk sticks around.
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a big dumb nigger and I would NOT have sex with her.

Imagine being a congresswoman who prides herself on being the one who shits the bed in congress constantly and stirs havoc, and yet the moment someone SWAT's you, you blindly accept whatever memo comes down the pipe. This is stupid, stupid, stupid, and she deserves to lose everything because of this. Who would have thought that the greatest threat to the Farm in this year was not autistic autogynephilic liars with too much time on their hands, but a Republican congresswoman who constantly spergs about 'cancel culture'?
 
I remember when the Wichita swatting incident happened and someone actually died from it, Tyler Barriss / Swautistic began freaking out on Twitter before he got vanned which was interesting to watch before they yanked his account.

He was known for calling in bomb and shooting threats to multiple places for years but the feds couldn't figure out it was him until that incident where one Call of Duty player used him as a personal army against the other player with a random dox to SWAT over a dumb $1.50 bet they both fought over.

Known posts before getting vanned.
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Fucking this, Not American so I'm not sure I can even contact American officials but all americans here should.
There's nothing stopping you. They don't do much research on who calls them. It's just a matter of generating enough calls that they're forced to notice, and that number is surprisingly low. The vast majority of Americans will never call their congressperson even for issues that enrage them, so if the phone rings 20-30 times in a day about the same topic, it must be a huge deal.

This is the main reason why a bunch of RINOs backed out of the assault weapons ban after publicly supporting it.
 
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@Null, I’ve never @‘d you cause I know how busy you are, but since things seem to be accelerating, I might as well.

whether this is the final bell or not, you’ve worked fucking hard to keep this place going, and that is really impressive.

You are, to be serious for just one moment, someone who I have a huge amount of respect for, both for how much you’ve sacrificed and for always sticking to your personal beliefs.

and if this place does go down, I hope you’re able to walk away proud and with your head held high, and not as a scapegoat.
 
Keffals, I know you're reading this.

Eventually the wider public will know of who you are as a person. You've made it your mission to be an attention-whoring grifter who, realistically, has given nothing of value to society. I'm positive that you'll consider this to be cope-posting, or something along the lines of that, but I know you're here and reading and I have something to say directly to you. You do everything you can to drag a huge spotlight onto yourself because you believe it'll be your meal ticket into never having to do a day's worth of honest work, and eventually that spotlight is going to get far, far, hotter. Right now you play the uwu-victim because some spergs, who I sincerely doubt came from here, swatted you.

Eventually you're going to run your mouth in such a way that someone will likely kill themselves as a result of your behaviour, you sure do love starting dog-piles. But then I'm sure you'll start to say things like "I don't have control over my audience", after saying the same shit about Null here.

Regardless of you repeating the bullshit about Kiwi Farms killing people, you doing your utmost to coax and twist children who are confused about their identity into becoming trans will have a Far higher body count than you pretend the Farms has, and it'll be in the triple figures if you keep this up. You will do far more harm to more people, more families, and more trans people than Kiwi Farms ever has.

In my life, 2 close friends of mine have transitioned. HRT and bottom surgery. I've witnessed them recover. I've seen the process nearly kill one of them, I've seen their lives not magically switch in the way they thought it would, and I've seen them become depressed and sink further and further into that pit as a result. Which one's going to pull the trigger? One, or both? I personally do not hate trans-people, what I do dislike is someone telling kids it's a great idea to transition and then helping them get their hands on life altering drugs, kids who likely don't have a good support structure around them. Kids who need the help and care of a responsible adult, not someone who's only responsibility until now is streaming.

The key difference between your ilk and Kiwi Farms is we catalogue and archive everything, two, maybe even three-fold in some instances. A full timeline of events can be gleaned in threads, archived, screenshotted, and backed-up. The more you strive for attention through mediocrity, the more these journalist scumbags giving you ass-pats will want to find the real dirt about you further on down the line.

Do I think threats should be levelled at you? No. I think most people here would agree with that sentiment, even now. But I certainly think the way you try and stop negative attention coming your way will only intensify it. Even if the head of the Kiwi if cut off there will always be people looking into things you do not want them to. You've changed your story about the swatting incident several times for example, people are going to notice that, and they're going to look into it.

Regardless of how bad of a person you consider me to be, I think most of us here can say that our actions aren't going result in double digit suicides on an individual basis.
 
It sounds gay as fuck but I'm going to miss you faggots. This is one of the very rare places on the internet that's actually funny and not full of whiny though police, hipsters, and whores shilling Onlyfans.

Semper faggotlis it's been an honor shitposting with you all. :semperfidelis:
Agree wholeheartedly. I enjoy shitposting with everyone but more than that, this place gives me things to laugh about when my life feels shitty. I hope it's not the end but if it is, I'm glad to have been here and hopefully made some of you laugh once in a while too.

Semper fi, Jersh.
 
All I ever wanted to do was to grill and play viday. Now you autists have made me a, and may Allah forgive me for writing this, Democrat.

How can Sam Hyde keep getting away with this?
 
Agree wholeheartedly. I enjoy shitposting with everyone but more than that, this place gives me things to laugh about when my life feels shitty. I hope it's not the end but if it is, I'm glad to have been here and hopefully made some of you laugh once in a while too.

Semper fi, Jersh.
What is the real possibility of the farms ending? And I tend to be optimistic about us being here this time next year when this blow over. But null should keep registration closed to after the midterms at least. Because bet the glowies planning a big gay glow op just in time for them.
 
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Can we get a torrent for this site just in case it all goes down. Im sure we all got some space to spare to help seed.
Agreed. Most of the people joining this crusade are blatantly just trying to get the repository of their fucked up stupid antics erased so they can escape shame.


The internet is forever, faggots. Biology will win. Your sick deeds will be visible forever.
 
Every time you strike us down, we come back more autistic than you can possibly imagine.

See you on the apology tour in six months, Keffals, when someone with twitter clout compiles all the receipts into a nice little thread and decides to drag you publicly in a way that you can never recover from. Or when one of your victims comes forward and decides to jumpstart their grifting career by tossing yours in the dumpster.

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