A Statement Regarding the August 2022 SWAT Hoaxes

My suspicions are one of keffals cult members or an af cult member. Regardless a retard with fetal alcohol syndrome who cut their dick off or is going to cut their dick off.
I never bought the AF gay-op swattings that came from /cow/ claiming AF it's exactly like the same shit they did recently blaming altistic right claiming to be trans it reeks of gay-ops. That being said I don't think it's necessarily one of Keffals people or someone left wing, It could just be an a-political sociopath. Although going back to January it is curious only center left to far right figures are getting swatted.
>Tim Pool
>Fuentes
>Kai
>Dalton
>Rekieta
>Quartering
>Bryson Gray
>Ralph
>Metokur
>Beardson
>PPP
>MTG
>Dick Masterson
The only left wing streamer I know of that got swatted this year was Keffals.
No swatting at all this year for
>Vaush
>Destiny
>Hasan
>Ethan Klein
>Jimmy dore
>Kyle kulinski
>Cenk Uyghur
>Ana kasparian
>Sam ceder
Maybe I'm off, but it does beg the question, Why was Keffals the only left wing streamer swatted this year? Not to mention every single swatting was done with text to speech.
Edit: (If I missed any feel free to make a new list)
 
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It is amazes that people take the side of our supposed "victims". Even though we have never harassed anyone or hurt another person, I will play the game and summarize some of the lolcows that pop to mind, the "pure-as-fallen-snow" individuals that normies think they are defending:

Nick Bates - Coprophiliac who was indicted and convicted of sexually assaulting his preteen stepsister. He openly bragged about it and reportedly even at sentencing, showed no remorse.

Zoosadists
- a group of furries who actively produced torture porn of animals. Bragged about how fun it was to hurt puppies, cats, and other baby animals. They proudly claimed to be "necrozoophiliacs". At least two of them have been convicted of crimes related to child abuse material.

Austin Jones
- E-net emo boy "singer" who was convicted of documenting his sexual abuse of minors. He is now doing 10 year in federal prison after pleading guilty to his crimes.

Jessica Yaniv
- A noted "transgender activist" who is infamous in her area for trying to entice minors and having multiple domestic disputes with law enforcement and other authority figures. Currently in court due to a domestic disturbance arrest.

Gazi Kodzo
- An anti-Semitic Black Nationalist who has recently been arrested for sexual assault, trafficking, and kidnapping after a police call led to the discovery of a dead body and people being held against their will in his compound's garage. Also facing a separate indictment of working with a foreign enemy (Russia) to undermine the US government and intimidate and harass Russian expatriates.

Milo Yiannopoulos
- a former "Conservative commentator" who pulls off multiple schemes to sucker people out of their money. Has publicly defended pederasty, and many of his schemes bordered on outright criminal wire fraud.

These are just the ones that pop to mind instantly. Objectively speaking these are not nice people, and they tend to be a good representation of the kind of person that becomes a topic on KiwiFarms. This myth that we harass "innocent people with development disabilities" or "hate trannies" is just that: a myth. Many of the "targets" have felony record or have been arrested for a violent felony later after their thread has been established.

We aren't angels, but we try to respect the laws, people who respect other, and other communities within reason. Anyway, if anyone else has other lolcows who have crossed the line, please list them. I really want our detractors to realize these people aren't just oddballs - a lot of them are genuinely bad people.

If the aforementioned people are the type of people you find virtuous, that you wish to defend, you know what? I think you have told me all I need to know about about you as a person. Stay the hell away from me.
 
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I never bought the AF gay-op swattings that came from /cow/ claiming AF it's exactly like the same shit they did recently blaming altistic right claiming to be trans it reeks of gay-ops. That being said I don't think it's necessarily one of Keffals people or someone left wing, It could just be an a-political sociopath. Although going back to January it is curious only center left to far right figures are getting swatted.
>Tim Pool
>Fuentes
>Kai
>Dalton
>Rekieta
>Quartering
>Bryson Gray
>Ralph
>Metokur
>Beardson
>PPP
>MTG
>Edit: Dick Masterson (If I'm missing anyone feel free to add)
The only left wing streamer I know of that got swatted this year was Keffals.
No swatting at all this year for
>Vaush
>Destiny
>Hasan
>Ethan Klein
>Jimmy dore
>Kyle kulinski
>Cenk Uyghur
>Ana kasparian
Maybe I'm off, but it does beg the question, Why was Keffals the only left wing streamer swatted this year? Not to mention every single swatting was done with text to speech.
I have only a poorly worded and put together theory that some breadtube discord group and or telegram group is getting together and organizing these swatting type deals. I think it's has to deal with some hacker beef that probably originates from Tim pool back in the day. There does seem to be an overarching trend of only attacking people who are part of what could be broadly termed as "conservative Inc". I think destiny has been swatted before 2020 so is used to dealing with swatting incidents.

If anything I believe some rouge left wing type hackers are launching a asymmetrical war of deplatforming and harassment to try and whittle away at conservative inc. If anything keffels is probably a bad left wing actor they probably threw out to the wolves because they're entire creepy let's trans the kids thing probably concerns everyone in breadtube behind closed doors.

If you follow the money and the seemingly common targeted harassment it seems like some left wing activist type hackers are pulling some watch dogs style shit and trying to push conservative Inc to eat itself so they can destroy any alternative online.

(it's probably a dumb conspiracy theory and I probably sound like a moron. But if you start piecing together the people who have been swatted publicly on YouTube they all seem to be part of the "conservative Inc" crowd minus keffels. I know it sounds stupid but the more I think about it the more it makes too much sense.
 
It is amazes that people take the side of our supposed "victims". Even though we have never harassed anyone or hurt another person, I will play the game and summarize some of the lolcows that pop to mind, the "pure-as-fallen-snow" individuals that normies think they are defending:

Nick Bates - Indicted and convicted of sexually assaulting his preteen stepsister. He openly bragged it about and reportedly even at sentencing, showed no remorse.

Zoosadists
- a group of furries who actively produced torture porn of animals. Bragged about how fun it was to hurt puppies, cats, and other baby animals. At least two of them have been convicted of crimes related to child abuse material.

Austin Jones
- E-net emo boy "singer" who was convicted of documenting his sexual abuse of minors. He is now doing 10 year in federal prison after pleading guilty to his crimes.

Jessica Yaniv
- A noted "transgender activist" who is infamous in her area for trying to entice minors and having multiple domestic disputes with law enforcement and other authority figures. Currently in court due to a domestic disturbance arrest.

Gazi Kodzo
- An anti-Semitic Black Nationalist who has recently been arrested for sexual assault, trafficking, and kidnapping after a police call led to the discovery of a dead body and people being held against their will in his compound's garage. Also facing a separate indictment of working with a foreign enemy (Russia) to undermine the US government and intimidate and harass Russian expatriates.

Milo Yiannopoulos
- a former "Conservative commentator" who pulls off multiple schemes to sucker people out of their money. Has publicly defended pederasty, and many of his schemes bordered on outright criminal wire fraud.

These are just the ones that pop to mind instantly. Objectively speaking these aren't not nice people, and they tend to be a good representation of the kind of person that becomes a topic on KiwiFarms. This myth that we harass "innocent people with development disabilities" or "hate trannies" is just that: a myth. Many of the "targets" have felony record or have been arrested for a violent felony later after their thread has been established.

We aren't angels, but we try to respect the laws, people who respect other, and other communities within reason. Anyway, if anyone else has other lolcows who have crossed the line, please list them. I really want our detractors to realize these people aren't just oddballs - a lot of them a genuinely not nice people.
How can you forget Chris Chan? A middle-aged manchild who claims he is "trans" to hook up with lesbians and who raped his own mother and plays make believe in letters from jail to pretend he is Jesus.
 
Just have to stay strong my brothers (and maybe two sisters, troons don’t count) in arms. They may won the battle, but they have not won the sneed war!
 
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How can you forget Chris Chan? A middle-aged manchild who claims he is "trans" to hook up with lesbians and who raped his own mother and plays make believe in letters from jail to pretend he is Jesus.

Just keep adding to the list. A lot of people who hate the farms honestly don't realize the kind of people we document. Hell, Wikipedia describes Chris Chas as a " autistic and transgender webcomic artist". If people knew the specifics, I don't think a lot of people would kneejerk defend the people who have a thread on this site.
 
I rarely post outside of select threads, but I read a lot of what is going on from the front page, because it's entertaining! I'm quite disappointed with how things turned out. I've never outright seen a thread where someone actively tried to interact or cause problems with the subject of interest or its affiliations. In fact, these individuals are so repulsive, one would not risk touching them with a 10 foot pole.

There's nothing wrong with discussing people who make fools of themselves on the Internet. Hell, that's pretty much what the tabloid industry is built upon.

Whoever is causing Kiwi Farms problems is fucked up in the head and obssessed. You walk away, you won't hear anything about it, unlike the tranny dogma.

I can only hope the tide is turning now with these detrans lawsuits and the mentally ill castrated males are going to be put in their place. Kiwi Farms was a bastion of sanity when I was alone reading Sophie Labelle's comics and getting brain damage from the facepalming at them and the praise they got.
 
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If you want to know who is responsible, look at the front page.
Keffels has declared war. This is the latest escalation.
It’s all too convenient that it’d happen and be pinned on the farms. Lucas knows his followers are either too brain damaged or deranged to question him, so he or one of his followers (read: deranged sycophants) could do this and none of them would be suspicious of him.
 
(it's probably a dumb conspiracy theory and I probably sound like a moron. But if you start piecing together the people who have been swatted publicly on YouTube they all seem to be part of the "conservative Inc" crowd minus keffels. I know it sounds stupid but the more I think about it the more it makes too much sense.
With all of the fucked up shit going on in just this year alone, believe me: no theory is too retarded. You could unironically claim aliens are messing with this website and I wouldn't have a reason to doubt you.
 
Mrs. Greene has been a free speech advocate herself and banned from Twitter as well.

No ma'am swatting didn't come from here, we just trying to get the truth out.
If you think this is anything more than free media attention to her, you're a fool. No politician has any true morals, they're like celebrities. It takes mental illness to do it to begin with. Whoever is doing this wants Kiwifarms taken down and they're going to use opportunistic fools to do so.
 
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