Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Vapewizard]

I guess all these troon twitter cows bitching about kiwifarms at the same time finally get to feel like they're the Avengers or something.

 

[Trianon]

I like how he's mostly mad that a forum is searchable and organized, while Twitter is so bad as an interface that no one would be able to go back far enough to see his entire portfolio. This is the only distinction he can make between tweeting insane shit and someone saving it. Like an oral poet getting mad that a monk finally wrote it down. Enjoy your ephemera, we are into durable information systems now.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Poetry:

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

By Kevin’s definition, wouldn’t non kiwis who read his Twitter but also have long term memory be stalkers too?

 

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More delusion. Does he really think that some trannies crying, shitting their pants, posting their faggot hashtag on twitter will cause the stock prices will go down? I can't tell whether that's a delusion or a sign of low intelligence.

Yes, chud, telling me that i will never be a woman IS terrorism.

I'm not going to sit here and pretend I understand stocks.

But to me, this looks like line graph is going up.

 

[Sun Sucker]

*snip*

I'm late, but seeing Kevvie realize his wound has finally closed up while he was busy grifting and not dilating gives me great joy. He probably believes Kiwi farms was the reason he was too lazy to stick a plastic dick into the penis skin sack that he calls (or used to call, it's not even there anymore) a vagina. 10 dollars say he's using the whole mustache-twirling evil monologue bit as a way to cope.

And he really thinks a peritonial pull-through is going to make for a functioning amhole? Sure, Kev, go ahead, have your skin pulled between your urethra and rectum to open your stinkditch again. That colostomy bag arch is going to be very fun to watch.

It's incredible to see how he, completely willingly, keeps ruining himself further and further.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

If I was an actual rad-fem, I could probably wax poetic for paragraphs about how in order for an amhole—a male simulacra of the female organ system—to remain open, it must constantly be fucked by a phallic object, and how the only criteria for of it’s working is if a man could stick their dick in there. If you invented the amhole as a fictional representation of misogyny, critics would be torn between praising your mastery of body horror and calling you out as hamfisted.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

My man just cannot stop:

 

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Literally Ontologically nobody said that ever. Kevin, there's thousands of posts of people on Twitter explicitly stating they're afraid of us, but there isn't a singular post from anyone here expressing the slightest modicum of fear of you.

You vastly seem to overestimate your importance, which I suppose is par for the course. Nothing is going to happen, and we'll most likely bring these tweets back up in a month or two just to laugh at how you thought anything was going to come of this.

You of all people should be pessimistic of anything regarding this forum ending up in your favor when it historically and invariably hasn't.

 

[Uncle Holter]

but there isn't a singular post from anyone here expressing the slightest modicum of fear of you.

That's probably only because we don't allow minors on here. If I was a kid, I would be terrified of the troons that are out to molest/groom children.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

So, Kevin will rally the twitter bots, put pressure on the world to rid them of the evil menace of The Farms, and then the world will be all rainbow hug boxes and safe spaces!
It couldn’t actually backfire, cause several similar sites to spawn, some far worse than we are here, it couldn’t cause other sites like 4chan to think “well we might be next. Better go hard and crazy before they get us! Restriction level zero!” It couldn’t cause members here who don’t give two shits about Kevin to suddenly lose their lolcow of choice, convert to weapons grade autism and go full nuclear on him for years…. No no, I’m sure EVERYTHING will be just perfect for you Kevin, once kiwifarms is offline!

Strike us down Kevin. We will become more autistic than you can imagine….

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He’d hate it if the site went down for good. Whether he admits it or not, without us, he wouldn’t get nearly as much attention. And any attention is good attention for Kev.

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So once on Easter and once on Christmas?

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More delusion. Does he really think that some trannies crying, shitting their pants, posting their faggot hashtag on twitter will cause the stock prices will go down? I can't tell whether that's a delusion or a sign of low intelligence.

Yes, chud, telling me that i will never be a woman IS terrorism.

Yes, Kevin. Cloudflare is protecting Kiwi Farms from DDOS attacks because Null knows a guy. And not because they are providing a service that Null pays for.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm just doing as he asks, I'm a slave to aiming to please others:

 

[FinnSven]

I hope this whole Keffals kurfuffle leads to some of the nearby townspeople to see Kiwifarms and horribly misunderstand Kevin and company’s involvement.

The reeing if some well intentioned checkout worker asks them how they got into kiwi farming will be hilarious.

My man just cannot stop:

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The fact is is that Keffals is not intimidating people.

What is sad about a loss of the farms is that far smarter people than kevvie like a place to discuss subjects without censorship.

Laughing at total idiots is just part of it and a happy bonus.

 

[AUTOEXEC2.BAT]

This man, pushing 40, is treating a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich like some exotic delicacy? Has never eaten chicken with stuffing?? Britain is not another fucking planet, the sandwich sections always have classics like the BLT or basic options like just ham/cheese/tuna, how childlike is Kevin's palette that he struggles to find a single one he could eat???

Troons claim to be so worldly and progressive yet this one's describing the airport experience as some kind of safari. Besides, if you're flying long haul, why aren't you just going to the lounge if you're hungry? Access doesn't cost much more than the food options in most airports, and if you're as hungry as Kevin you're going to need a sprawling buffet. But being picky between prepackaged sandwiches of all things?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Troons claim to be so worldly and progressive yet this one's describing the airport experience as some kind of safari.

I mean, they also think they’re special for being men with long hair.

 

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I would love to hear Kevin's estimate on how long it will be until the "inevitable" Kiwifarms shutdown.

I'll wager deleting the thread. Not because it would be lost anyway if he was right, but because I'm that confident he'll be wrong.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I would love to hear Kevin's estimate on how long it will be until the "inevitable" Kiwifarms shutdown.

I'll wager deleting the thread. Not because it would be lost anyway if he was right, but because I'm that confident he'll be wrong.

TWO MORE WEEKS!!! Trust the plan!

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

It's quite gratifying to see Kevin's mask slip off completely now that he believes the end of the Farms to be near, and all of the coping and seething (and not dilating) that he's clearly been doing since he became aware of this thread come rushing out. I wonder how he's going to try to walk it all back to his previous stance (pic related) once it becomes clear that he and his fellow dickless faggots' sperging on twitter is going to achieve precisely jack and shit, and that we'll continue to archive and laugh at his retarded antics for many years to come. Vive Les Farms!

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I'm becoming increasingly certain that even if Cloudflare cucks, this site will be back sooner or later. After all, it'd be one thing if they hosted all our content, but much to the seething lolcow's dismay, Null hosts all of KF's data on his own servers. Since he has that data, he could always bring the site online again with new upstream DDOS protection and CDN. Troons underestimate how stubborn we are. Kevin is going to have to face this harsh reality that we are never going away and even if we did he will still never become a woman.

 

[Yamamura]

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More delusion. Does he really think that some trannies crying, shitting their pants, posting their faggot hashtag on twitter will cause the stock prices will go down? I can't tell whether that's a delusion or a sign of low intelligence.

Yes, chud, telling me that i will never be a woman IS terrorism.

Here's the funniest thing, I think I heard Null say before that using cloudflare for the farms is out of reluctance because of its privacy vulnerabilities but it's a necessary sacrifice in order to keep the site up because of the lack of alternatives.

Meaning the same monopoly that makes us rely on cloudflare is the same one that makes it almost impossible for a boycott of them to actually work because majority of the internet relies on cloudflare.