Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Robin Yad said:
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Geez this thread. I almost get up to date, leave the keyboard for a few hours, and return to find around 80 new pages to read.
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Who was it who called him Tranne Frank?

:semperfi: that user.


Also, discovered that I'm blocked by this knobjockey. Never even looked at his profile before, or even use twatter that much. Must be using one of those blockchain things.
Tickles me that they think blocking does anything at all...I only have to log out of my acct if I want to see what he's saying. But, I don't, so whatever. Anything interesting will be posted here anyway.
Keep kvetching, eunuch.
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Swingletonthesimpleton said:
So i just wanna take a tally for all the communities lucas has pissed off that i can think off my head:

He pissed off us, he pissed off the groypers, he pissed off a bunch of gays and lesbians that don't like trannies, he pissed off the niggers, he pissed off quarterings fanbase, he got fucking rich of reviewtech to stop backing him after rich realized how deranged he was, he's currently trying to get metokur and his fans pissed off.

That's 7 groups he's pissed off and he's still talking shit about everyone he comes into contact with.


The deathclock for lucas's career is ticking and I'm very curious who's gonna be first to ring the alarm.
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Pretty much everyone other than the tranny community who can see that feeding children drugs supposedly synthesised in someone's bathtub is a bad thing.
 
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School of Fish said:
So let's review what has happened so far:

Keffals gets reported to the authorities and blames Kiwi Farms for this, starts a moral crusade against KF.

Keffals and his chucklefucks tried DDoSing Kiwi Farms, failed.

Keffals tried to get Cloudfare to drop Kiwi Farms so that they can DDoS this website and eventually bully Null to shut this place down, failed.

Someone swatted Marjorie Taylor Greene and framed Kiwi Farms and the moderator AltisticRight for the incident, the authorities so far don't really believe that we even did it (some people suspect either Nick Fuentes or Keffals did it but we don't really know for sure).

Kiwi Farms gets back online and in operation again.

Keffals and his goons get angry that Cloudfare is blocking replies to them on Twitter now.

At this point, I don't think this is going to end the way Keffals and his goons thinks this is going to end. The only thing Keffals really accomplished is getting this website to be the hottest place to visit right now. The Streisand effect is real lol.
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We can remain retarded longer than they can remain invested.

 
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School of Fish said:
So let's review what has happened so far:

Keffals gets reported to the authorities and blames Kiwi Farms for this, starts a moral crusade against KF.

Keffals and his chucklefucks tried DDoSing Kiwi Farms, failed.

Keffals tried to get Cloudfare to drop Kiwi Farms so that they can DDoS this website and eventually bully Null to shut this place down, failed.

Someone swatted Marjorie Taylor Greene and framed Kiwi Farms and the moderator AltisticRight for the incident, the authorities so far don't really believe that we even did it (some people suspect either Nick Fuentes or Keffals did it but we don't really know for sure).

Kiwi Farms gets back online and in operation again.

Keffals and his goons get angry that Cloudfare is blocking replies to them on Twitter now.

At this point, I don't think this is going to end the way Keffals and his goons thinks this is going to end. The only thing Keffals really accomplished is getting this website to be the hottest place to visit right now. The Streisand effect is real lol.
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Alternate timeline,
Keffals tweets alot, moves country(?) and rouses following into becoming revolutionary troon soldiers
meanwhile the farms are business as usual with slightly more traffic?

Fuck lads, I think he's winning :stress:
 
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YachieKicchou said:
People really do like to pretend like KF doesn't have a huge population of women. I don't go to that part of the site but I think(?) there are rules there about not being weird at them. Null once commented that KF has a pretty wide audience, that all just shares the site in generally their own sections. And that's cool that we have those sections, and it makes it even funnier when people talk about the 'scary Kiwifarms user', as if (I think) a solid chunk of them are just women who want to laugh at fashion youtubers and stuff. And hey! More power to them.
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Women are all over the forum. I barely look in the Lolcow Salon. Fatrick and Ralph are more entertaining than Chantal IMO.
 
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Gourmet Race said:
And this all happened because Lucas' parents didn't use a condom when they had sex
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Or swallow like a good whore. After seeing some of the stuff this "guy" (already a word too nice) did to children or his grooming discord I have this urge to drag him into a French banlieu (where all the African and Muslim migrants live) and drop him there while shouting "This guy thinks Mohammed is a pedophile!" and then watch the fun.

Seriously doesn't he realize that his crusade against the Farms opens him up to more scrutiny then he really wants? FFs it's all archived. What prevents us from simply going postal and drop everything on Twitter and what have you. He can't have everything deleted fast enough. He fears us more then we fear him. That's why he won't stop at the farms. He acts like afugitive trying to take down the evidence. I am waiting for the "Lucas goes to jail" arc (yeah rate me :optimistic:) but what he did so far isn't exactly law friendly now is it?
 
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Since I know the fucks from Twitter are reading this thread, let me debunk a couple of myths.

One: Telling someone to kill themselves in the U.S. believe it or not is actually protected speech. This may be illegal in countries like Canada and most European countries but the U.S. Government for that matter never legislated regarding this. I'm sure that this is probably illegal in some U.S. states but as far as federal law goes, the feds don't care if you tell someone to kys. I do not condone encouraging suicide but that's just how U.S. federal law goes whether you like it or not.

Two: That now infamous New Zealand shooting video was originally streamed on Facebook where an 8channer (Brenton Tarrant) would provide the Facebook link to his own massacre (even Wikipedia acknowledges this fact). Null and Kiwi Farms was never responsible for those Muslim worshippers getting shot up by that piece of shit. I think this is why Cloudfare isn't taking your "Kiwi farms is a terrorist website" claim seriously because what you're preaching isn't even remotely true and the only thing that is true is that footage of the shooting was reposted here for archival purposes. Benton Tarrant never had an account here on Kiwi Farms to begin with.

If you're reading this, Keffals lied to your face about what we really are at this point.
 
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Decided to browse through responses on Keffals Metokur tweet and this caught my interest:
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So please don't call Keffals nor Kenny a faggot or else this faggot will kick your ass flat. Anyways, Keffals is a faggot.

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Prinz Scheißenherz said:
Gym should read the OP. Kids got involved, and everyone who watched him from time to time, knows that this will drive him up the wall. Shit's going to be fun in the next weeks. The "Keffals x Gunt" joke will definitely get a mention.


>"I'm laying you flat until you cry."
>t.
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Kenny, you're a faggot. Stop browsing Twitter.
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Christ almighty that horrendous neckbeard goatee combo. What an absolute faggot.
 
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YachieKicchou said:
People really do like to pretend like KF doesn't have a huge population of women. I don't go to that part of the site but I think(?) there are rules there about not being weird at them. Null once commented that KF has a pretty wide audience, that all just shares the site in generally their own sections. And that's cool that we have those sections, and it makes it even funnier when people talk about the 'scary Kiwifarms user', as if (I think) a solid chunk of them are just women who want to laugh at fashion youtubers and stuff. And hey! More power to them.
Of course, according to Twitter, if you oppose them, they'll just erase you. You cease to exist.
It's very progressive. Women's rights and all that jazz, unless you browse a gossip site, then we bury you and your existence.
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We're all over the site, not just in BP.
School of Fish said:
Since I know the fucks from Twitter are reading this thread, let me debunk a couple of myths.

One: Telling someone to kill themselves in the U.S. believe it or not is actually protected speech. This may be illegal in countries like Canada and most European countries but the U.S. Government for that matter never legislated regarding this. I'm sure that this is probably illegal in some U.S. states but as far as federal law goes, the feds don't care if you tell someone to kys.

Two: That now infamous New Zealand shooting video was originally streamed on Facebook where an 8channer (Brenton Tarrant) would provide the Facebook link to his own massacre (even Wikipedia acknowledges this fact). Null and Kiwi Farms was never responsible for those Muslim worshippers get shot up by that piece of shit. I think this is why Cloudfare isn't taking your "Kiwi farms is a terrorist website" claim seriously because what you're preaching isn't even remotely true. The only thing that is true is that footage of the shooting was reposted here for archival purposes. Benton Tarrant never had an account here on Kiwi Farms to begin with.

If you're reading this, Keffals lied to your face about what we really are at this point.
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To add to the Christchurch thing, the reason Null told the NZ govt to fuck off (IIRC) was because they wanted all info, IP addresses etc of every poster who posted in that thread. Which is patently a ridiculous thing to ask for.
 
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You dont have to worry about that. Nobody here is afraid of some tranny grifter, after all, we aren't the target audience of your Bootlegged pharmaceuticals
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LMAO look at the seethe on display here. Remember how every time he's on stream reading KF posts, he tells his viewers that he's totally unbothered by people calling him a man? Aloof internet daddy Jim made whatever paper-thin mask that was slip right the fuck off.

"I don't know who Mr. Metokur is"
Sure, that's totally why you didn't just brush that tweet off as a random troll.

Lucas John Roberts, you are indeed a man and will always be a man.

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To Lucas's delusional fans, literally anyone who talks to Destiny is part of his inner circle.

I'm tired so I didn't catch that this moron really just said he'd go after Digicert, Kiwifarm's "host". What a fucking idiot.
Here's a hint, tough guy: SSL certification isn't determined by the feelings of hurt trannies. Mean words aren't criteria to deem a site unworthy of a certificate.

>going after Null's agent
good luck faggot

>irrelevant tranny linked to other irrelevant tranny ("Liz" Fong-Jones) who was fired from google for being a weirdo and misusing his power to get at KF crying to google to get KF delisted
good luck faggot

>"I will get their discord banned too"
:story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
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Gym should read the OP. Kids got involved, and everyone who watched him from time to time, knows that this will drive him up the wall. Shit's going to be fun in the next weeks. The "Keffals x Gunt" joke will definitely get a mention.

Loser Elite said:
Decided to browse through responses on Keffals Metokur tweet and this caught my interest:
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So please don't call Keffals nor Kenny a faggot or else this faggot will kick your ass flat. Anyways, Keffals is a faggot.

Tweet and archive:
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Kenny Meffert #BlackLivesMatter on Twitter: "@keffals I bullied bulli…

archived 26 Aug 2022 10:38:29 UTC
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>"I'm laying you flat until you cry."
>t.
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Kenny, you're a faggot. Stop browsing Twitter.
 
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Loser Elite said:
Decided to browse through responses on Keffals Metokur tweet and this caught my interest:
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So please don't call Keffals nor Kenny a faggot or else this faggot will kick your ass flat. Anyways, Keffals is a faggot.

Tweet and archive:
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Kenny Meffert #BlackLivesMatter on Twitter: "@keffals I bullied bulli…

archived 26 Aug 2022 10:38:29 UTC
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Quiritium said:
Knudsen is too much of a woke cuck to do an episode on Kuntfalls.
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A shame really, the DtRH videos on the mouse utopia, Deep Blue, the Austrian wine scandal and the Final Fantasy house were all excellent. But Knudsen is furry-adjacent at best so he probably wouldn't touch anything this problematic.
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Drat. We'll have to settle for Jim's video instead.
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Keffals isn't interesting enough for a Jim video. It would be too validating for his aggressive mediocrity. Maybe It's A Gundam, he covers Twitch thots and spergs.
 
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YachieKicchou said:
People really do like to pretend like KF doesn't have a huge population of women. I don't go to that part of the site but I think(?) there are rules there about not being weird at them. Null once commented that KF has a pretty wide audience, that all just shares the site in generally their own sections. And that's cool that we have those sections, and it makes it even funnier when people talk about the 'scary Kiwifarms user', as if (I think) a solid chunk of them are just women who want to laugh at fashion youtubers and stuff. And hey! More power to them.
Of course, according to Twitter, if you oppose them, they'll just erase you. You cease to exist.
It's very progressive. Women's rights and all that jazz, unless you browse a gossip site, then we bury you and your existence.
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I'm biologically female and spend a lot of my time in the Gunt Boards and Prospering Grounds, with a hint of the main board, Internet Famous, and Community Watch, when my usual cows have dried up and I've got free time.
I'd wager that outside of BP the male-to-female user ratio is 50/50, despite what outsiders think
 
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