Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[BiggerChungus]

To every transsexual/gender reading this, you will be happier when you stop deluding yourself and become content with who you are naturally. Stop lying to yourself and others, and validating yourself off the lies of others who "support" you. Unless you're dead, it's not too late to de-transition. You will be infinitely happier.
And to any transsexual/gender reading this who supports Keffals' pedophilia, you are sick in the head, and no matter how hard you try, you will never be considered normal or accepted, rightly so.
Finally,

 

[contradiction of terns]

I have been busy touching grass not just in my home state, but multiple other states as well, and this Cock Waffles nonsense has prevented me from browsing the Happenings. REEEEEE! YOU ARE COCKBLOCKING ME FROM MY DAILY NEWS AND JOKES, SHITLORD!

I hope Lucas drags Taylor Lorenz and the twats at Bloomberg down with him for promoting this groomer like he's worth anything more than the length of rope it would take for him to join 41% of his tranny friends.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Reminder that this site was once down for a full month and a half and still came back. A few days is nothing.

 

[LadiosSopp]

For anyone wondering what phase 2 is supposed to be, let keffals explain:

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Twitch VOD in case farms are too slow right now.

"Phase Two is applying public pressure in a much more targeted way"

What could you possibly mean by this Lucas????

>phase three is trying to protest a conference execs will be at

Lmao they think that's actually gonna accomplish something. God these people are delusional and pathetic.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Missed out on the best.View attachment 3650103

Im just posting the ones that I made, this one is good too though

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And in the end, the tranny was hung from the internet ceiling, and everyone laughed: the end (if only).

Here you go

 

[Divine right to rule]

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He needs a sweetheart to fix his biological clock.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

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Vice is going to provide us video documentation of a fat ugly troon eating his way through European fast food.

 

[usernames can change now!]

For anyone wondering what phase 2 is supposed to be, let keffals explain:

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Twitch VOD in case farms are too slow right now.

This obsession with Cloudflare is really funny. Phase 3 is protesting outside Cloudflare HQ until they drop the dang dirty Kiwis. Phase 4 is seething impotently as kiwifarms continues to exist without Cloudflare.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Keffals you need to understand you are currently in the same position Johnathan Ross was in when he met Metokur ( you will get fucking demolished if you debate with this guy ). You are about to go parabolic outside of here and your life will never be the same afterwards. You think you got attention now. You wait until the whole world starts finding out about your antics. You will not be able to say " I sexed your mom" To the federal government when they investigate you for crimes against children. You cant just ratio a jail cell. You are standing near the abyss and you have no idea how dark it really can be for you with how you behave.

What did I say? Thats right. Exactly where you are at now.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Euro Kiwi here and I would like to mention that Lucas is very likely not in Ireland right now.
The € he flashed on his stream looked way too big to be real
He hides in some closet without natural light so you can't tell what time of day it is
He still completely tweets inside a American frame of day

edit: I'm wrong, the retard is actually in Belfast and not getting any sunlight right now because he gets up at 12pm

 

[Doseferatu]

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It's interesting to see how the progressive stack has played out. Apparently, tranny trumps homosexuals and women.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

I kinda wonder, Keffals move in Italy right? But does he speak Italian?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Of course he is euphoric. This has been the best couple of weeks in his life.
1, he got more attention than he has ever had before
2, he got 100k with no strings attached to go on vacation in europe
3, get got a blue checkmark
It doesn't get any better than that if you are a narc.

He should be thanking us. We made him famous.

 

[smug comporon]

One screenshot where Lucas foan at the mouth about his we are the worst scum on earth.
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No friendo, they're ignoring it because they think you're a cunt and a groomer. If it was organised by somebody that people respect, like the most based woman in the world JK Rowling, then there would be actual support outside of the 100 people in your grooming discord.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

EAT SHIT, LUCAS. OFFICIAL KIWI VICTORY THEME:

Download
720

 

[Hokuriku]

Will implementing Phase 2 at least get my Steam Deck delivered faster? If you're going to accelerate I'd like it to be directed at something marginally useful to me for once thanks.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

We don't negotiate with terrorists.
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LOL! Lucas acting so tough.

Go right ahead. Dox me. I'd actually be very impressed if you could link this account to my real name. Oh and for bonus levels of difficulty I don't have any social media accounts. I work in network security and know how easy those things are to hack.

And I'm also posting behind 7 proxies.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Of course he is euphoric. This has been the best couple of weeks in his life.
1, he got more attention than he has ever had before
2, he got 100k with no strings attached to go on vacation in europe
3, get got a blue checkmark
It doesn't get any better than that if you are a narc.

I do wonder if we'll see him pivot now he's got that check mark. Not come out as pro-farms, but just stop mentioning it. Maybe that was just his whole plan all along.

 

[karz]

We don't negotiate with terrorists.
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WE BACK
KEFFALS LOST

 

[No0neKnows]

WE
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