Clint's Burden
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We are back, dood.
Fuck the trolles, fuck the troontroopers, fuck ISIS, praise Null
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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We are back, dood.
Fuck the trolles, fuck the troontroopers, fuck ISIS, praise Null
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repent my cobro. say 'Our Boglim' and 10 'Hail Cobra'. Dark circle of protection upon you, may your drink combos be dank, and your food hacks be cheesy and delicious.
May His dark magic protect us all.
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Bixby Snyder
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Circle of Protection Over Kiwi Farms!
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You trolls needs to get a life
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Cobra just confirming all the theories that he's a faggot with his constant references to his ass as a pussy
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WE ARE IMMORTAL
It's easy. Cobes does not like pain. He'll beat up inanimate objects for causing him pain (the work bench vise, pizza box, maybe the guitars hurt his ego?) and won't really hurt himself (Peach Schnapps vid,, Facebook livestream where he rage ate a breakfast sandwich - he took his rings off because they hurt him too much). He was also quick to get that damn fiery fish pizza out of his body.
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Cobes picked up a fresh aluminum ingot and held it for a full 2 seconds before he realized it was hot and painful, I dont know how much this holds up
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Ozzy is leaving America because its full of crazy gun owners. Will Cobes respond?
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Don't know how I forgot that one but it's another easy one. He didn't know it would be that hot and he has terrible reaction time or just does not startle easily (the glitter bomb and spring snake vids are good examples of him not startling easily or reacting at all).
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The bigger issues why didn’t cobra just cast a circle of protection on him and his family.
Bixby Snyder
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It’s well documented that autistic people have delayed pain reactions.
Ozzy should have consulted with Cobes. You know he would have fixed that problem. Cops all over the country are fans and watch his channel
ChexMix88
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PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC! Has Jord ever talked about the farms? He talks about the reddit alot but I can't remember him ever talking about KF.
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Cobes has gone on record as saying "fuck mass shootings". If that's not enough for Ozzy, I don't know what to tell ya
Bixby Snyder
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He can barely read and we don’t have that many pictures here
Potion_Time
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That's always what I've thought. Reddit is made to read like a picture book because it appeals to the lowest common denominator in order to maximize all those ad buys aimed at mouth breathers. Sure there are literate subreddits, but the website itself is designed for the mentally retarded who need lots of color and pictures to get their dopamine fix.
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I remember someone asked me in the past if cobra reads his kiwi and I always reply “he’s semi-illiterate and he would never read a block of text” I’m sure he doesn’t really read his Reddit; he likely just look at the memes and get pissed.
Bixby Snyder
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I would paypig to have Cobes read from a book on stream for an hour.
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It would be great just hearing all the stutters and mispronounced words. The way he mispronounces so many words is genuinely entertaining. Ava Grande is my favorite replacement for Avant Gard.
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I would paypig to have Cobes bring back the bandana for a couple weeks.