Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Potion_Time said:
Cobes just rage quit and deleted his vocal covers video. We might have a sperg out on our hands pretty soon.
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I understand realistically there's no way to actually get it, barring like a bugged computer or just hoping he's too drunk one night to actually turn off recording, but I'd love to see one solid "offline" spergout. We got close with that time he started screaming "FUCK I HAT-" at the top of his lungs before he actually finished recording, but there's no way he's not throwing AAA chimpouts by himself.

If anyone can find the video I'm talking about please link it, I can't seem to find it atm but it was a brutal fucking freakout, and one he thought he was throwing completely alone.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I understand realistically there's no way to actually get it, barring like a bugged computer or just hoping he's too drunk one night to actually turn off recording, but I'd love to see one solid "offline" spergout. We got close with that time he started screaming "FUCK I HAT-" at the top of his lungs before he actually finished recording, but there's no way he's not throwing AAA chimpouts by himself.

If anyone can find the video I'm talking about please link it, I can't seem to find it atm but it was a brutal fucking freakout, and one he thought he was throwing completely alone.
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Potion_Time said:
Cobes just rage quit and deleted his vocal covers video. We might have a sperg out on our hands pretty soon.
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Im blackpilled about the prospects of seeing him chimp out live or uploading it ever again. For as much as people like to give him shit, he really HAS been learning to go offline and not talk about that stuff.

After a decade of working on his anger, it's actually working.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Apparently he's busting his knuckles far more frequently these days as well. I'd love to see another "apartment tour" and get a load of how many holes are in the walls now.
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I wanna see the holes in the walls and see how much fucking spooge he's blasted onto his carpet and wall. It sounds disgusting but I just imagine the landlord coming to inspect and wonder why the room smells like curdled milk. I don't even know how you would explain that shit.

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Im blackpilled about the prospects of seeing him chimp out live or uploading it ever again. For as much as people like to give him shit, he really HAS been learning to go offline and not talk about that stuff.
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The golden days are gone for good. He is too paranoid.

He is all about his image or at least projecting his Sexy Goth Badboy persona, and is constantly keeping in mind how he appears and how the trolls are going to attack him. The trolls constantly fucking with him broke the Boglim.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Apparently he's busting his knuckles far more frequently these days as well. I'd love to see another "apartment tour" and get a load of how many holes are in the walls now.
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Omg, I can't wait until he hits a stud!!!

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I wanna see the holes in the walls and see how much fucking spooge he's blasted onto his carpet and wall. It sounds disgusting but I just imagine the landlord coming to inspect and wonder why the room smells like curdled milk. I don't even know how you would explain that shit.



The golden days are gone for good. He is too paranoid.

He is all about his image or at least projecting his Sexy Goth Badboy persona, and is constantly keeping in mind how he appears and how the trolls are going to attack him. The trolls constantly fucking with him broke the Boglim.
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But him being a loud obnoxious retarded black out rageholic makes him a goth bad boy!
 
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He is all about his image or at least projecting his Sexy Goth Badboy persona, and is constantly keeping in mind how he appears and how the trolls are going to attack him. The trolls constantly fucking with him broke the Boglim.
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That's why we need drink until very drunk boglim again. After his birthday fiasco he has just been maintaining and avoiding getting blackout drunk on stream. When he gets trashed that's the absolute best content we can get out of him because he loses that inhibition.
 
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You know one thing that's always bugged me but I couldn't put my finger on and it's just clicked - He seems to lack a awful lot piercings, he's got a few tatt's but apart from his ear loabs he got nothing and most Goth / Metal head drug abusers tend to get them in spades, I wonder how he's managed to avoid that.

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Going to sound odd but him getting that tattoo may actually be kinda smart.

I know people who got brands tattooed on them and get shit like major discounts or tons of free merch. They are basically walking around as free advertising. Fucking retarded but if your okay with being a billboard, I guess it’s smart
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Honestly I think brands stopped doing that a while ago now, it was a odd thing that seemed to happen from 2000 - 2010 but I've not seen or heard of that happening since.

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Last thing we need is NK launching attack on the Farms too haha
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If lolcows could be countries NK would be top of the list sharing first prize with france.

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I wanna see the holes in the walls and see how much fucking spooge he's blasted onto his carpet and wall. It sounds disgusting but I just imagine the landlord coming to inspect and wonder why the room smells like curdled milk. I don't even know how you would explain that shit.
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The carpets one step away from developing sapience and screaming all day and night begging for death and saying "Why Father why must I suffer" and another load get's blasted in it's malformed eye.
 
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are we back toobz?

edit; WE'RE FUCKING BACK TOOBZ LETS GOOOO THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS UP! cobraSpergout2.gif
 
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