Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

Cobes is grinding that ebeg game today. He spent one stream trying to convince somebody to give him another 200 dollars for a hair dye vid and now he's adding additions of what he'll do if somebody will give him 200 dollars. The boy said his bank account was at negative seven dollars on stream so he's grifting hard right now.

 

[RollingRock]

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New shirts praise cobras magic. The other harry “pot head” weed puns were decent but this is the best he could come up with for “Hufflepuff? it’s got ‘puff’ in it already. Why not just make it HuffnPuff?! Why did he switch them around? The answer as we all know is because he’s retarded but still… what a fuckin retard

Puff spice huff spraypaint thats how you become a wizard in r e a l l i f e

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Cobes is grinding that ebeg game today. He spent one stream trying to convince somebody to give him another 200 dollars for a hair dye vid and now he's adding additions of what he'll do if somebody will give him 200 dollars. The boy said his bank account was at negative seven dollars on stream so he's grifting hard right now.

Problem is he wouldn’t do it right. I’d only ever care about him dying his hair a weird color like green but he’d have to bleach it first then dye it and he’s far too regarded. I’d chip in for a gift card or some such for some local salon to professionally dye his hair green but that would just be an unbearably cruel thing to subject some poor innocent hair stylist to

Edit: lmao I looked it up there’s a place in Casper you can pay $50 for a full color dye. Imagine cobra with vibrant green skullet and facial hair

 

[Leonard Persin]

tooth abscess coming in nicely toobs

 

[Bogliacci]

Man when the fuck does your bank just say fuck you and stop allowing you to go into the negative?

 

[Potion_Time]

Problem is he wouldn’t do it right. I’d only ever care about him dying his hair a weird color like green but he’d have to bleach it first then dye it and he’s far too regarded. I’d chip in for a gift card or some such for some local salon to professionally dye his hair green but that would just be an unbearably cruel thing to subject some poor innocent hair stylist to

Edit: lmao I looked it up there’s a place in Casper you can pay $50 for a full color dye. Imagine cobra with vibrant green skullet and facial hair

My problem is that he already got the 200 dollars to do it. He spent the money on booze and door dash and now he's demanding more.

 

[UncommonParlence]

My problem is that he already got the 200 dollars to do it. He spent the money on booze and door dash and now he's demanding more.

We knew he would. He's a true degenerate. I was just watching his old video where he was speaking, in detail, about stalking and sexually harassing multiple girls for YEARS and then making multiple new Facebook accounts to circumvent their Facebook blocks. Welching on a spoken agreement with his few remaining unironic fans seems mild. Fucked up, but mild. M'lord is a true scumfuck piece of boglim shite.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Sounds like a tasty 70 dollar mean. He be living it up today.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

View attachment 3644038tooth abscess coming in nicely toobs

If he doesn’t get them pearly whites out, he could go into a coma and die. An untreated tooth abscess can lead to a diabetic coma. It’s more common than people think.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He sounds fucked up on something other than alcohol. I'm always amazed at how his speech patterns have changed. He went from fast-talking tranny to garbage can cowboy in less than a decade

Does he wear the hat even when not on camera?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He sounds fucked up on something other than alcohol. I'm always amazed at how his speech patterns have changed. He went from fast-talking tranny to garbage can cowboy in less than a decade

Does he wear the hat even when not on camera?

He is on more shit than just booze. I know he was on weed, K2 and shit more designer drugs. I’m sure that “coke” he said he snorted at a party was really MXE or something.

 

[Bogliacci]

Little did we know but Cobras magic is the only thing standing between the farms and complete tranny faggot obliteration

 

[Muze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VrgMEIPcqE he is live

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VrgMEIPcqE he is live

he's riled up, that retard bell is a-ringin'

 

[Hengeyokai]

He really pronounced Breitbart as "Barrett Bart".

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He really pronounced Breitbart as "Barrett Bart".

Great, he’s going to start getting political.

I like to think there is a timeline where Cobes is a Gothic Rastafarian

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Alright cobros, where shall we go if our beloved farms falls to big tranny? Can we do a coup at the subreddit?

 

[Potion_Time]

More ebegging and coping. He also said he's planning to get a new tattoo, a green monster energy logo.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Random chat request:
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This is straight out of a fucking horror film.

Also, I'd never watch the videos because they're somehow even more disgusting than his normal videos, but I'm at the point of laughing every time I see one titled "wet and juciy"