Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Hassa_Bussa said:
Why doesn't he use dating apps?
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He had I think Plenty of Fish before and ended up quitting on it fairly quick. This of course was well after POF was remotely popular anymore and most people were using OKCupid and Tinder by that point. He talked to a few people but he could never keep anything going and they were probably bots anyway.

To him, using online dating is giving up. It's the same logic he groups it in with sex dolls, toys, and prostitutes. He wants to appear not that desperate and protect his ego. All he has to do is wait patiently to keep the facade up. Besides even if he ends his dry spell, it's not going to change a damn thing and if he set up any profiles, there's already tons of fake ones and some dedicated trolls will spoof their location to Casper like they've done with Grindr if he ever tells anyone he's using online dating again. Josh is deluding himself if he thinks getting laid again is going to erase all his insecurities he's built up over the years and now drinks to keep them at bay.

Josh may be regarded but his descent into drinking and isolation is one of the least regarded things he's succumbed to and pretty common for anyone who is introverted, an outcast without other misfits, anxious and depressed. It's all a feedback loop and he's let it go so far that it's too late for things like his hair and teeth if he made a last ditch effort to climb out of it. The alcoholism is the coping mechanism.

Josh peaked with Stephanie and even that wasn't even a really long relationship and any sexual activity with him clocks in around 3 minutes. His other "relationships" barely lasted days with Summer being the second longest and even that was fair-weather.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
New fan meetup, this woman actually kind of looks like the insane fangirl from the video I posted on page 614 but it's hard to say, they're both almost asiatic-looking fat chicks with glasses. I'll post both for a comparison.

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I hope it wasn't the same woman because the one who did those livestreams was absolutely mentally ill. The outcome wouldn't be entertaining either in a Goocheese sort of way.

TurdFondler said:
He's in Casper. The dating apps will be full of people he already knows. Those apps only reall work in places with about 700k or more people. He could cast a wider net if he had a car, I guess, but it's still a long shot. Especially since he won't just settle for a gross fattie.
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Casper's small for sure but from the few Casperites that have posted in the subreddit, apparently the consensus is most people in Casper aren't aware of him at all. Even when he was at his most social, his friend group and dating pool was fairly small, mostly related to each other and from the lowest-class. Stephanie went into the Matt/Ciampi harem that is related to both Darf and Warlord. Stephanie's friend told Josh at Job Corps she was into him and after that Rasta King Jeremy set him up with Summer. He's never really approached a woman first ever.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
he streamed a few mins ago
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Boy the grape demons are really talking to him tonight. It already started off schizophrenic, but 15 minutes in and he's telling ladies they don't have to do only fans to make money as if that's a womans primary occupation in the world. He's legit fantasizing about some kid getting humiliated at school because his moms a slut.

"We live in a country where women can be president, you don't have to do only fans to make money."

- Joshua Faye Saunders
 
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charlesdickens said:
Casper's small for sure but from the few Casperites that have posted in the subreddit, apparently the consensus is most people in Casper aren't aware of him at all. Even when he was at his most social, his friend group and dating pool was fairly small, mostly related to each other and from the lowest-class. Stephanie went into the Matt/Ciampi harem that is related to both Darf and Warlord. Stephanie's friend told Josh at Job Corps she was into him and after that Rasta King Jeremy set him up with Summer. He's never really approached a woman first ever.
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Utter bullshit, we have it on good authority that he can't go anywhere without being recognized, being stopped in the street by women to give him a lil sniff! The casper police department are literally some of his biggest fans dude!!!! Its over for us!
 
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charlesdickens said:
Casper's small for sure but from the few Casperites that have posted in the subreddit, apparently the consensus is most people in Casper aren't aware of him at all. Even when he was at his most social, his friend group and dating pool was fairly small, mostly related to each other and from the lowest-class.
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Yeah, he was never really outside of dive bars, chain restaurants, and liquor stores. There was never anywhere for anyone to know of him from. I was quite delighted to learn that according to some Redditors, at least for a period of time, Clint was considered something of a notable personality in town.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Wtf lol
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It's like he is trying to make the shittiest content available. That or he is trolling the fuck outta us and we keep on falling for it.

I did a write-up on Porkney.

Now if she meddles again we can keep that shit contained there and stop flooding the thread with unrelated content. She seems to come up every few weeks or so, whether warranted or not, but you can see it if you want now and can stop arguing whether she needs a thread.
 
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Rope Salesman said:
It's like he is trying to make the shittiest content available. That or he is trolling the fuck outta us and we keep on falling for it.

I did a write-up on Porkney.

Now if she meddles again we can keep that shit contained there and stop flooding the thread with unrelated content. She seems to come up every few weeks or so, whether warranted or not, but you can see it if you want now and can stop arguing whether she needs a thread.
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“Telling KingCobra to eat shit. Well, that’s a form of cannibalism” so I guess he called himself shit now? Lol
 
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