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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 52 46.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 49 43.4%
  • Total voters
    113
Moloch is a big fan of the Killstream!
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Ralph versus the Lords of the Nine Hells when? If WotC actually made that into a campaign I would actually buy their shit for the first time in years.
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A Ralphacampaign sort of writes itself. An ousted king (Ralph) is angered that a powerful devil did not fulfill his wish and sends the party to get revenge. While the party goes and fights devils and trannys ex-king Ralph decides that he hates the party and snakes on them, having gathered/fabricated any embarrassing secrets about them as he can. The final fight against him is very anti-climactic.

You can just fill in the blanks with internet weirdos and you're set for 20 sessions.
 
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Fucking finally.
Ralph took the fan forum downtime as an opportunity to be true to his Ralphamale self; we have a lot to catch up on. I will contribute my two favorites:

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Archive (day of tweet) | Tweet
(Adolwulf is a super follower and that's hilarious to me; Adolwulf generally is hilarious to me.)

Ralph doxed Red Pill Gaming (Red Pill Gang?) super fucking hard on the 22nd of August; first on Tequila Sunrise before, of course, recycling his content for the evening's MurderCreek. As the fat man said, Odysee took down both streams and I believe he got some kind of suspension? I can't find anything about that now -- it seems Ralph has been deleting some Tweets related to this whole thing...? I can't demonstrate it because I don't know how to look for deleted tweets, but I swear to Christ (is king) that right after the above-pictured tweet, Ralph tweeted out the link to bitchute and later mentions some other punitive action on the part of Odysee.

He did forget about this reply:
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Archive | Tweet

The deleted tweet was asking Ralph where the new archive would be.
Probably not? I don't know enough about Ralph's interests. This could just be some lunatic but the weird thing is...
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...Ralph follows him? An account with no tweets? Made in 2015, but their first ever reply was January of 2022. The first like on their account is:

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...from April 23, 2021. (Archive)
How does Ralph know this dude exists? Maybe it's an alt of a buddy of his but....

Anyway, no one asked but I think Ralph eventually remembered how much shit he was talking about Bitchute and deleted the advertisement. He saw that thread, switched accounts to delete the question reply, and had trouble finding his response when he switched back and left it. Or maybe he just deletes all that sock's interactions to help hide it? Maybe it's just a crazy person.

I know for sure that Ralph tweeted the link to his bitchute because I clicked it and here's what I saw:

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Archive | Bitchute

I laughed so hard seeing how current Ralph has basically burned the bridge with past Ralph.
And take a look at the penultimate thumbnail... uh-oh!
Someone smart got in Ralph's ear about how to deal with these fake Guntamania accounts:

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Archive | Tweet
Taking it as advertisement and pinning it on his kayfabe kollaborator was a smart move. Maybe HomoTrollius isn't totally detached from reality? Maybe Sisco is good for something other than tanking a stream beyond dead air and fucking Ralph's horse? Whomever's to credit, it sure as hell wasn't Ralph:

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ETHAN RALPH HAS THE READING COMPREHENSION OF A DISABLED CHILD AND ALSO IS SUPER WRONG AND FAT AND I WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM
 
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Research Purposes Mostly said:
Fucking finally.
Ralph took the fan forum downtime as an opportunity to be true to his Ralphamale self; we have a lot to catch up on. I will contribute my two favorites:

View attachment 3651333
Archive (day of tweet) | Tweet
(Adolwulf is a super follower and that's hilarious to me; Adolwulf generally is hilarious to me.)

Ralph doxed Red Pill Gaming (Red Pill Gang?) super fucking hard on the 22nd of August; first on Tequila Sunrise before, of course, recycling his content for the evening's MurderCreek. As the fat man said, Odysee took down both streams and I believe he got some kind of suspension? I can't find anything about that now -- it seems Ralph has been deleting some Tweets related to this whole thing...? I can't demonstrate it because I don't know how to look for deleted tweets, but I swear to Christ (is king) that right after the above-pictured tweet, Ralph tweeted out the link to bitchute and later mentions some other punitive action on the part of Odysee.

He did forget about this reply:
View attachment 3651518
Archive | Tweet

The deleted tweet was asking Ralph where the new archive would be.
Probably not? I don't know enough about Ralph's interests. This could just be some lunatic but the weird thing is...
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...Ralph follows him? An account with no tweets? Made in 2015, but their first ever reply was January of 2022. The first like on their account is:

View attachment 3652425
...from April 23, 2021. (Archive)
How does Ralph know this dude exists? Maybe it's an alt of a buddy of his but....

Anyway, no one asked but I think Ralph eventually remembered how much shit he was talking about Bitchute and deleted the advertisement. He saw that thread, switched accounts to delete the question reply, and had trouble finding his response when he switched back and left it. Or maybe he just deletes all that sock's interactions to help hide it? Maybe it's just a crazy person.

I know for sure that Ralph tweeted the link to his bitchute because I clicked it and here's what I saw:

View attachment 3652514
Archive | Bitchute

I laughed so hard seeing how current Ralph has basically burned the bridge with past Ralph.
And take a look at the penultimate thumbnail... uh-oh!
Someone smart got in Ralph's ear about how to deal with these fake Guntamania accounts:

View attachment 3652680
Archive | Tweet
Taking it as advertisement and pinning it on his kayfabe kollaborator was a smart move. Maybe HomoTrollius isn't totally detached from reality? Maybe Sisco is good for something other than tanking a stream beyond dead air and fucking Ralph's horse? Whomever's to credit, it sure as hell wasn't Ralph:

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Archive | Tweet

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Archive | Tweet
ETHAN RALPH HAS THE READING COMPREHENSION OF A DISABLED CHILD AND ALSO IS SUPER WRONG AND FAT AND I WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM
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He... likes Gavin? Is that then the only non-AF internet-politics figure he doesn't have a beef with then? Or was he being sarcastic about the feds.
 
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Research Purposes Mostly said:
Fucking finally.
Ralph took the fan forum downtime as an opportunity to be true to his Ralphamale self; we have a lot to catch up on. I will contribute my two favorites:

View attachment 3651333
Archive (day of tweet) | Tweet
(Adolwulf is a super follower and that's hilarious to me; Adolwulf generally is hilarious to me.)

Ralph doxed Red Pill Gaming (Red Pill Gang?) super fucking hard on the 22nd of August; first on Tequila Sunrise before, of course, recycling his content for the evening's MurderCreek. As the fat man said, Odysee took down both streams and I believe he got some kind of suspension? I can't find anything about that now -- it seems Ralph has been deleting some Tweets related to this whole thing...? I can't demonstrate it because I don't know how to look for deleted tweets, but I swear to Christ (is king) that right after the above-pictured tweet, Ralph tweeted out the link to bitchute and later mentions some other punitive action on the part of Odysee.

He did forget about this reply:
View attachment 3651518
Archive | Tweet

The deleted tweet was asking Ralph where the new archive would be.
Probably not? I don't know enough about Ralph's interests. This could just be some lunatic but the weird thing is...
View attachment 3652301
...Ralph follows him? An account with no tweets? Made in 2015, but their first ever reply was January of 2022. The first like on their account is:

View attachment 3652425
...from April 23, 2021. (Archive)
How does Ralph know this dude exists? Maybe it's an alt of a buddy of his but....

Anyway, no one asked but I think Ralph eventually remembered how much shit he was talking about Bitchute and deleted the advertisement. He saw that thread, switched accounts to delete the question reply, and had trouble finding his response when he switched back and left it. Or maybe he just deletes all that sock's interactions to help hide it? Maybe it's just a crazy person.

I know for sure that Ralph tweeted the link to his bitchute because I clicked it and here's what I saw:

View attachment 3652514
Archive | Bitchute

I laughed so hard seeing how current Ralph has basically burned the bridge with past Ralph.
And take a look at the penultimate thumbnail... uh-oh!
Someone smart got in Ralph's ear about how to deal with these fake Guntamania accounts:

View attachment 3652680
Archive | Tweet
Taking it as advertisement and pinning it on his kayfabe kollaborator was a smart move. Maybe HomoTrollius isn't totally detached from reality? Maybe Sisco is good for something other than tanking a stream beyond dead air and fucking Ralph's horse? Whomever's to credit, it sure as hell wasn't Ralph:

View attachment 3652774
Archive | Tweet

View attachment 3653315
Archive | Tweet
ETHAN RALPH HAS THE READING COMPREHENSION OF A DISABLED CHILD AND ALSO IS SUPER WRONG AND FAT AND I WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM
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>josh on the ropes monday
piddled out as a wet anticlimactic fart, like everything else in your life these past years from the pitiful end of your parents to the pitiful beginnings of your bastard worthless white trash spawn. get fucked piggy
Research Purposes Mostly said:
Someone smart got in Ralph's ear about how to deal with these fake Guntamania accounts:

1661824327923.png
Archive | Tweet
Taking it as advertisement and pinning it on his kayfabe kollaborator was a smart move. Maybe HomoTrollius isn't totally detached from reality? Maybe Sisco is good for something other than tanking a stream beyond dead air and fucking Ralph's horse? Whomever's to credit, it sure as hell wasn't Ralph:
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im confused as to what coup ralph is supposed to have pulled here? also lol at him saying he "has to keep bothering twitter about it" i doubt they fucking care piggy. if youre sitting there raging and infuriated that your shitty wrasslin event is dead save for impersonators then you just lose, the "most" you can get pride wise without just laughing at the free advertising is they fuck off and your account is left unmolested by alogs and followers as it sits dead and withered.
 
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