Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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He punches/kicks worse than those skinny fashion models that post their kick boxing themed fitness routines. He looks real tense and like he's not trying at all.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
This man has ranted and raved about punching literal nazis and being a big strong boy
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O really? I’d like to see this faggot try & chin check someone with the brand or a hammerskin. hell even someone from the feeder squad PEN1 let alone some Germanic shaved ape in combat boots. Laughable. What a goose. Definitely wants to wake up with a crowd around him
 
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JoseRaulChupacabra said:
He punches/kicks worse than those skinny fashion models that post their kick boxing themed fitness routines. He looks real tense and like he's not trying at all.
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He literally kicks like a girl. He's doing little girly chorus-line kicks but there's no power behind them so if he was actually fighting someone it would be really easy for them to just grab his leg and unbalance him. If he does fight Sam (he won't) he will get snapped in half in seconds.
 
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The Sam Hyde fight was the best thing to happen this year. Sammyboie was building that rivalry for a long time, and his pre-fight interviews were solid, the weigh-in was a fucking riot, press conference was absolutely hijacked by genuine Irish folklore. 10/10 event.

Not archiving the longform ones cause the site is shitting itself as is, can upload them later if they get shoad.

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And all this will follow Hasan till his retirement - he tried to front as a big man, got challenged by a 'known neonazi' who absolutely stole the whole boxing gala, and he's running scared like the commie bitch he is.
 
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JoseRaulChupacabra said:
He punches/kicks worse than those skinny fashion models that post their kick boxing themed fitness routines. He looks real tense and like he's not trying at all.
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You can tell that he hasn't taken even one class of combat sports that included kicking. Total joke, but in character for an internet tough guy, I guess. If Sam got his cardio up, he'd easily kill the turk.
 
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Hennessy Williams said:
I wonder if he's going to lose any of his pathetic female orbiter audience for looking like such a beta pussy so publicly. Hope those bitches finally wake up, I hate seeing them tithe to this cuck just because he wears black nail polish and pretends to be a communist chad from his million+ home. If I was sticking around to femcoom I wouldn't be able to continue after watching him bitch out like this.
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What the fuck kind of beta Becky bitch simps for a man who unashamedly admitted to punting, and at a kraut megabrothel that got raided for human trafficking, no less? And calling himself a communist while doing one of the most blatant grotesque forms of capitalist exploitation you can do.
There's a reason johns get the death penalty in most actual commie regimes.
Godspeed Sam, this makes you a better communist than Hasan. The red-brown alliance looks pretty good to me.
 
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Buck Breaker of BUcha said:
You can tell that he hasn't taken even one class of combat sports that included kicking. Total joke, but in character for an internet tough guy, I guess. If Sam got his cardio up, he'd easily kill the turk.
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Cardio? He won't need it for the theoretical Hasan fight. All Sam needs is one punch, it'd make the Salt Papi vs Warski fight look like a long, drawn-out fight by comparison.
Speaking of I gotta give IAmThompson some props, he was put in a self-defense situation against Sam Hyde and he didn't even get knocked down once, that cannon blast he took on the chin wobbled him but he still kept standing.
 
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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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Most incredible old school (bare knuckles) boxers were lumber jacks, bricklayers and men who did heaving lifting all day for that very reason. Like trying to knock down a brick shithouse or a tree trunk.
 
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sixyearsago said:
Sam is 6'5", ripped from head to toe, somewhat trained, and probably not all the way sane. I wouldn't fight that motherfucker either
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I would venture to say that Sam is more sane than Piker.

Hongourable Madisha said:
What the fuck kind of beta Becky bitch simps for a man who unashamedly admitted to punting, and at a kraut megabrothel that got raided for human trafficking, no less? And calling himself a communist while doing one of the most blatant grotesque forms of capitalist exploitation you can do.
There's a reason johns get the death penalty in most actual commie regimes.
Godspeed Sam, this makes you a better communist than Hasan. The red-brown alliance looks pretty good to me.
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noooo you don’t understand, capitalism is okay when communists do it!! he’s using all that money to spread the good word.
 
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The Debt Collector said:
Any proof Hasan called LAPD? Only thing I've seen is a joke tweet
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Cardio? He won't need it for the theoretical Hasan fight. All Sam needs is one punch, it'd make the Salt Papi vs Warski fight look like a long, drawn-out fight by comparison.
Speaking of I gotta give IAmThompson some props, he was put in a self-defense situation against Sam Hyde and he didn't even get knocked down once, that cannon blast he took on the chin wobbled him but he still kept standing.
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Yeah he did alright. It takes knowing your own limitations to understand that the next punch will cause you to fail. I once saw a guy get up after a 7 count and decide to throw in the towel because he knew he was done.

Hongourable Madisha said:
What the fuck kind of beta Becky bitch simps for a man who unashamedly admitted to punting, and at a kraut megabrothel that got raided for human trafficking, no less? And calling himself a communist while doing one of the most blatant grotesque forms of capitalist exploitation you can do.
There's a reason johns get the death penalty in most actual commie regimes.
Godspeed Sam, this makes you a better communist than Hasan. The red-brown alliance looks pretty good to me.
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most commies don't see what they do as hypocritical (no ethical consumption under capitalism thus I stream and make millions while attacking the working class). And some of his "female" orbiters are troons or women that want clout for being on his show
or that bad bunny bitch. The video of her and hasan at a restaurant is the one time I felt sorry for him
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Most incredible old school (bare knuckles) boxers were lumber jacks, bricklayers and men who did heaving lifting all day for that very reason. Like trying to knock down a brick shithouse or a tree trunk.
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The rural blue collar americans also did a pretty fucking insane martial art. You would not want to fuck with one of them.
 
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