Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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Hassan "face massage the nazi" Piker
 
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Naturally said:
Sam was funny enough but Piker responding the way he did just made Sam seem funnier and Hasan seem like a huge fag. You'd think celebs would know better than to respond to a comedian, even a crazy one, by getting all pissy.
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It’s Hasan. I’m not shocked the lefty commie faggot who complains about cops in his McMansion home is scared because of a WWF level statement and has to dial them out while crying and shitting himself.
 
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Noventa e Quatro said:
Hasan was astroturfed like no-one in recent history. 2 years ago this guy was getting laughed by twitch panels with a 2k audience, getting out-performed by Destiny everytime. The TYT connections and leftist twitch bias promoted him like crazy. Mediocrity truly rules the world.
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just be a fragile good looking rich kid with media connections and you too can develop a twitch audience that inflates your ego and turns you into even a more of a pussy
 
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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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Sounds like some HS gym teacher shit. "Yeah boys all we do in dis here gym is squat, bench, and deadlift. I read a book from 1970 and my knowledge of strength training hasn't changed since."
 
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Undersideofcwcspillow said:
Sounds like some HS gym teacher shit. "Yeah boys all we do in dis here gym is squat, bench, and deadlift. I read a book from 1970 and my knowledge of strength training hasn't changed since."
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Based gym coach. The Virgin Hasan "Kettlebell" Piker vs Sam "Compound Lift Til I Slip A Disc" Hyde.

Just grit your teeth and do some deadlifts, you pussy ass bitch.
 
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“It was always for you Hassan”

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Johnny Salami said:
Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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I'm late as hell to this, but legs are of utmost important in martial arts and especially boxing. I was taught that you optimally want to keep about a deck of cards worth of space between your heel and the canvas, putting your weight on the ball of your sole so that you can shift your weight effectively and move in any direction without needing to shift stance. That will wear super fast on the calves and ankles, and in boxing your ability to move is directly aligned with your ability to hit and not get hit. Weak legs plant you and give someone a great method of putting your face into the mat. It's the difference between placing a pyramid face down or point down. You can't build a house on a foundation made of styrofoam. Hasan's got some beach muscle with maybe a little PED cycle but I have serious doubts that he could fight his way out of wet toilet paper.
 
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