Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Noble Redditor]

A week ago this thread was filled with women crying about Sam Hyde being creepy because he never responded to their DMs years ago. They were breaking down it fits of rage because Sam tried to monetize his clips on YouTube.

They'll never, EVER shut the Candy Man down. It's the only thing in life that is guaranteed. Kiwi Farms, and Sam Hyde are the only good things the internet has left.

 

[Drkinferno72]

Sam Hyde can’t keep getting away it!

 

[quickthrowaway]

Could someone archive this video?

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Hasan simps are coping by saying that Nephew has never portrayed himself as a tough guy. Meanwhile, here he is threatening his audience of 14 year olds that he'd beat them up in real life. Of course Hasan only feels confident fighting children.

 

[Owlflaps]

Wow, I've seen elderly women fight with more power and gusto than soyboy Hasan.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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And this is where he fucked up. Uploading shit like this with captions like that. "Bros don't fuck with me, I can kick and punch."

 

[wyattamurcan]

The post fight interview where he says "I'm coming to kill you, in Los Angeles, at your house" and then when he says "No, in real life" and he starts to fight a laugh (you can tell if you watch his mouth) had me in stitches.

Hasan needs to stop being a chickenshit coward and just fight him.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Leftists are the biggest fucking tattle tale babies and bootlickers on the planet. It’s pure projection when they call others bootlickers when all these leftoids do is call the cops on evil chuds and constantly, CONSTANTLY bitch and moan to corporations like twitter to ban all evil chudcels spouting hate fax and raysisms

They have been like this forever.
I still remember the street fights between Far Right groups and commies from before current year. My favourite clip which I can't find anymore (since the internet is now gay) was a few dozen National Action bois charnging a few hundred antifa idiots and them immediately running behind the cops like a herd of sheep.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Nah nah nah, he said "SKILL".

Now, I personally don't know what that means, obviously it some sort of personal slang term, but he's being misrepresented.

 

[ChristConsciousness]

Could someone archive this video?

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Hasan simps are coping by saying that Nephew has never portrayed himself as a tough guy. Meanwhile, here he is threatening his audience of 14 year olds that he'd beat them up in real life. Of course Hasan only feels confident fighting children.

"Shitskin dumb mothefuckers er ... shitdick"

 

[AgendaPoster]

Hasan is more fit than 99% of dumbtwitter and breadtube. I do suspect that he let himself go lately, both him and Sammy are likely overweight bordering on obese, which is quite obvious for somebody used to put people on the scale at medical checks. The pudgy, bloated faces are a big tell.
I'd be interested to see the fight, but Hasan won't ever do it, as he has everything to lose unless he wins. Sam can just shitpost about losing and nobody will care, Hasan cannot.

 

[Spectre]

Im excommunicating Hasan and making Sam an honorary Turk, literally cant believe this nigger is the representation of Turks in the US along with Oz, and that Cenk faggot from TYT

Why would anyone want to be an honorary Turk? What an insult.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

>Sam offered to donate to a charity of his choice just for doing it
>Sam isn't even that good at boxing right now, he just had a little bit more stamina than iamthompson
>gets the opportunity to "punch a nazi" like he always wanted, and has a nonzero chance of KO-ing Sam before he actually gets good at boxing
>ignoring it will make him look like an idiot and get him bullied by his own fans
I dont understand why he doesnt just get it over with? I get not wanting to get punched but what's all the training for, then?

 

[big salad]

Crossover thread!

Can't believe he banned a sub for posting the ghost of Kyiv to his stream!

Remember guys, think before you link!

Spoiler: saved4later

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Anyone who chews with their mouth open like that is a bonafide retard, that is all.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

>Sam offered to donate to a charity of his choice just for doing it
>Sam isn't even that good at boxing right now, he just had a little bit more stamina than iamthompson
>gets the opportunity to "punch a nazi" like he always wanted, and has a nonzero chance of KO-ing Sam before he actually gets good at boxing
>ignoring it will make him look like an idiot and get him bullied by his own fans
I dont understand why he doesnt just get it over with? I get not wanting to get punched but what's all the training for, then?

Hasan's ego is massive and he knows if he lost he would never, ever, ever recover and probably kill himself

 

[Chuck]

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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

He must have a great boxing coach. Not twisting your hips and keeping your back heel on the ground is impeccable form. Not to mention, slides are the choice of footwear for professional boxers across the world.

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I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of his low kicks either. not pivoting on your front foot and swinging your leg randomly hoping to hit something is truly an exhibition of skill you would only see in high level muay thai fighters

 

[Gooberbonk]

Did he actually contact LAPD or is that bullshit? Like I can't actually believe he's retarded or humorless enough to think Hyde would throw away his entire life to kill some guy he's never met.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

>ACAB
>except the ones protecting me in my gated community
KWAB

 

[quickthrowaway]

I do suspect that he let himself go lately, both him and Sammy are likely overweight bordering on obese, which is quite obvious for somebody used to put people on the scale at medical checks.

 

[Linger Longer]

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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

You can tell this man has NO ideas on footwork, and as a result of that, has no idea how to drive a punch. Bad form, Peter Pan. PS. That thumb point you made is right on. I certify in fight choreography for Shakespeare, etc. Keep that thumb in or get it ripped off. Even Serpent Shaolin keeps thumbs in.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

For anyone who hasn't seen the clip yet, Sam uploaded it to his clip channel as a short.

Archive:
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Sam Hyde has found his calling.
The boxing, Candyman bit is the funniest thing he's done.
l never got his comedy before, but this whole affair had me in stitches.

Great job, Hyde, you're the fucking man