Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

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Is homeboy trying out for the Rockettes?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

They have been like this forever.
I still remember the street fights between Far Right groups and commies from before current year. My favourite clip which I can't find anymore (since the internet is now gay) was a few dozen National Action bois charnging a few hundred antifa idiots and them immediately running behind the cops like a herd of sheep.

I remember a really old clip of a Spanish neonazi going by himself into a train full of antifa, a commie grabbed him and as a consequence the neonazi stabbed him so fast you'd swear the knife materialized into his hands. The other antifa scattered like rats and the neonazi ended up getting 26 years in prison.

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Watch Lucas use this clip as a legit death threat against him.

 

[Sam Hyde Simp]

Please let these two fight one day; please I'm on my knees

Spoiler: My Favorite Clips Compiled

 

[Shroom King]

Holy fuck, I thought that internet was fucking with me all these years, but SAM HYDE IS A REAL PERSON IN REAL LIFE.

Why can't Sam Hyde be POTUS or Emperor of the World or some shit?

The best part is the fact that this clip is going to follow Hasan around for literally the rest of his fucking life. Any time he goes out with TTS or media clips on, this is going to appear. People will "audio bomb" him with this clip in public. He will NEVER get away from this.

Good. I don't even know what a Hasan Piker is, but he sounds like a goat-fucking Muslim pedophile based on his bullshit name alone.

 

[Rogal Dorn]

l never got his comedy before, but this whole affair had me in stitches.

What's not to get? He's Andy Kaufman for millennials/zoomers. Like Kaufman, a lot of things that Sam does are just not funny, but the stuff that hits, hits really fucking hard and becomes legendary.

Sam Hyde has never broken character in his entire career. Not once. No one knows what he is really like when he's not "performing." This is impressive as fuck.

 

[Red Mask]

I doubt Sam Hyde is going to do anything. Makes me think of Kayfabe and things like that. As for Hasan getting police involved, welp, what’s he supposed to do? I don’t think he follows the code of Omerta. And really, everyone hates cops until they need one.

 

[Alcoholism]

what’s he supposed to do?

Not call the cops cause some dude you're beefing with on the internet joked about beating you up?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I doubt Sam Hyde is going to do anything. Makes me think of Kayfabe and things like that.

The whole clip actually reminded me of a pro wrestling promo

 

[Shidoen]

Damn, all his Turk ancestors are probably shaking their heads before smoking some hooka h and fucking their 73 virgins.

 

[Israellover1234]

Every measure of retaliation was justified after Hasan said that two potato famines weren't enough...

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Sam Hyde has never broken character in his entire career. Not once.

He's not that perfect.

Sam is more than kind of a faggot behind closed doors (as expected of someone who looks like Trotsky's close cousin) but he's punching breadtubers in the mouth so I have no real complaints.

 

[Random Autist]

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Wow. Those wimpy kicks are legitimately hilarious.

I doubt Sam Hyde is going to do anything. Makes me think of Kayfabe and things like that. As for Hasan getting police involved, welp, what’s he supposed to do? I don’t think he follows the code of Omerta. And really, everyone hates cops until they need one.

Yeah, this is very much a work but the fact that Hasan called the cops makes it legendary. What a pussy! lol

 

[snakkkesss]

I wonder how killing Hansan fits into Sam's 10 year plan to make his cyberpunk videogame.
Whatever im not complaining you do you Sam!

 

[dreamwebz]

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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

but you would still fuck him

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Hyde vs Hassan boxing match would be a hell of a lot funnier than the McInnes vs Copper Can fight (especially considering how the later was a work).

 

[Well Intentioned]

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What the fuck. That's step aerobics, not martial arts, lmao.

Where the fuck is the turnover/follow through on that?

 

[Spud gun]

I guess he can keep getting away with it after all. Who knew?

 

[LazloChalos]

Crossover thread!

Can't believe he banned a sub for posting the ghost of Kyiv to his stream!

Remember guys, think before you link!

Spoiler: saved4later

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That trembling lip at the end, just on the verge of his voice breaking and starting to sob.

 

[gaspump]

Good. I don't even know what a Hasan Piker is, but he sounds like a goat-fucking Muslim pedophile based on his bullshit name alone.

Worse. He's a Turk.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Never heard of this guy before the Sam Hyde fight.
He looks like a faggot though. He probably has shit stains from other guys on his boxer shorts.