Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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The fact his arms are twice the size of his calves is sus as fuck, tbqh
 
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Alcatraz said:
Won't somebody please think of the poor roach whose incited violence and harassment of people he doesn't like numerous times?
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I don't follow roaches or faggots, so I'm not sure of what you're talking about here, but when exactly did Hasan Piker incite violence against people?

I'm not denying that he did, it's just that I don't follow him (because he's a communist LARPer) so I'm interested in learning more about these incidents as they could be of value to getting him shut the fuck down which as a communist, he deserves to be instead of making money on Twitch or whatever it is that he does for his undeserved wealth (that he should be redistributing to less fortunate people)
 
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Smashed & Slamed said:
They have been like this forever.
I still remember the street fights between Far Right groups and commies from before current year. My favourite clip which I can't find anymore (since the internet is now gay) was a few dozen National Action bois charnging a few hundred antifa idiots and them immediately running behind the cops like a herd of sheep.
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Sacramento? They ended up stabbing a few antifa with their own knives and the cops tried to charge the leftists afterwards and only dropped it due to political pressure. They really, really hate that bald lesbian mexican that leads them there.
 
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Watching Hasan "All Copth Are Bathtardth!" Piker trying to hide behind the pigs when he gets called out by the Candyman is funnier than anything Hollywood has done in
20 years.

Peanutbrain Piker is an utter retard, but even he isn't stupid enough to fight the Ghost of Kiev. Sam would literally kill him.

If Sam manages to troll that stupid soyfag into irrelevance, I'll consider it the greatest act of public service since Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen smoked all those plague-ridden Nurglings.
 
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Merry said:
The difference between him and a real fratbro is that a real fratbro can genuinely beat the shit out of you and live up to it if he's going to talk tough shit
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"real frat bro"
Real frat bros date rape their faggot friends and fuck fat, ugly drunk girls
and they most certainly get their faggot friends to help them if they actually get into a fight.
 
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LavenderMenace said:
Apparently Hassan showed up on a podcast with SuperMega.
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It's really depressing to see Supermega go the way of Breadtube. I always knew Matt and Ryan were lefties but they were never obnoxious ones. Getting serious about politics is the best way to suck the humor out of everything. They used to make funny skits and were pretty prolific Let's players. I think they are genuinely talented and humorous guys.

This is a recent skit they made that I laughed at
 
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Man, I wonder what it's like to be Hasan; constantly acting tough online but the slightest threat and he shivers in fear as if his life is in danger in any way.
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He and Ethan Klein are really 2 peas in pod. Hasan being shook and contacting the police reminds me of Patrice Wilson causing Ethan Klein to be so shook he bought a shotgun and was freaked out by Patrices cryptic streams that Ethan was restreaming. Feel like Hasan learned a lot from Ethan. Ethan immediately became the victim when he found out Patrices cryptic streams were a promotion for something he had coming out, successfully getting h3h3 to broadcast it for him and in leftist fashion Ethan suddenly started playing the victim because someone used him after he fucked with them. Just like Hasan.
 
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Man, I wonder what it's like to be Hasan; constantly acting tough online but the slightest threat and he shivers in fear as if his life is in danger in any way.
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It's a hard existence most likely. I think that this undoubtedly proves that Hasan Piker, the supposed "toughest" that the left has to offer, is just a cowardly cuck like the rest of them.

Me personally? I've had multiple teeth broken in violent robberies in the city, received many stitches in my day too. I'm no longer afraid of violence because at the worst, it's just going to kill me and then I'm probably going to go to hell where I belong. I don't like fighting but sometimes you have to do that shit and I'm well prepared for the eventuality that I'm going to be attacked by Antifaggots or BLM dindus in the coming months or years despite not engaging in any sort of activism myself (I hate activists of all stripes, get a real job), so I'm prepared to have to fight again even though I really don't want to at all.
See, I'm not actually afraid of anyone on the left. They're mostly dangerhaired pussies and the occasional one that tries to look intimidating is always just a soft, cop-calling bitch who talks a big game about "ReVoLuTiOn" but would be cowering in their mom's basement in tears because the civil unrest has disrupted their ability to take their Macbook to Starbucks and pretend to be working all day. The left thinks that they are untouchable, but they aren't and it's not going to take that many more provocations before normal people begin beating the shit out of them in public places.

I can feel it in the wind. People are wising up to the idea of people screaming "FASCIST PIG!!!1" and "ACAB" and then hiding behind police when contra-protesters defend themselves. Granted Antifa and BLM are the paramilitary wing of the democrat party, and enjoy the protection of the democrat establishment, but I don't think that the average person is really going to put up with much more of their chicanery. I think the next time that these queers try to riot, you're going to see roof Korean like phenomenons popping up all over the country.

Meanwhile people like me are going to continue to live our lives in defiance of these utter faggot authoritarian communists. No need for me to go hunting them down or beating them, they'll inevitably come to fuck with me and then I'll be ready for it.
 
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Mortin Shart said:
Everyday, for the rest of the turkroaches life, if he ever steps outside his house to stream, he's going to be looking over his shoulder in case that Monster Sam Hyde just shows up out of nowhere.
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Frank Hassle gave Boogie PTSD and now Sam Hyde gives Hasan PTSD.

There's something here and it's very funny.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
It's really depressing to see Supermega go the way of Breadtube. I always knew Matt and Ryan were lefties but they were never obnoxious ones. Getting serious about politics is the best way to suck the humor out of everything. They used to make funny skits and were pretty prolific Let's players. I think they are genuinely talented and humorous guys.

This is a recent skit they made that I laughed at
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I knew they were faggots when they sided with the game grumps over OneyPlays during the dream daddy drama.
 
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https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1564608030208958464?cxt=HHwWgICh1detzbYrAAAA (Archive)

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Yeah, I’ve got nothing here.
 
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