Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[powdered toast]

Hello, fellow assholes. I missed you desperately!

Hey assholes, I've missed you.

I knew it; I'm surrounded by assholes.

https://youtu.be/10Li4V1JH70

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Kinda funny how “the haters” ruin everything for her except for eating 30k calories a day.

I’m not shocked she gave up on the made up book club/read along, Hamber lies so much I’m not even sure she can read at this point. How’s that kindle working out by the way? I’d give just about anything to see her kindle reading insights. Hell even her monthly Audible listening time would be something.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Where did you/ do you see this at? Last i saw the case had an (unfair) ruling of dismissal if the defendant wasnt served by May 31. Did the serving actually happen then? I see the case is still pending status

https://cases.justia.com/federal/district-courts/new-york/nysdce/1:2022cv01247/574921/5/0.pdf

Francis v. Aptdeco, Inc. et al

On 02/14/2022 Francis filed a Civil Right - Employment Disability Discrimination court case against Aptdeco, Inc in U.S. District Courts. Court records for this case are available from New York Southern District Court.

unicourt.com

ETA the reason i say 'unfair' is the ruling should have been dismissal, not giving the plaintiff 2 more weeks to serve. The order states they must be served within 90 days, on the 90th day that it shoudl have been served, then gives them 2 more weeks to get it done, which is unfair. The order should have been outright dismissal when it was written.

I found it on the Wipeygate Instagram account https://www.instagram.com/wipeygate/?hl=en

 

[dfranki723]

Yeah people go too far with their comments

Even the most outright ''hate'' comments she gets publicly are weak. Her comment sections on Youtube and Instagram are nowhere near as vitriolic as other social media figures (like her faves Trisha Paytas and Shane fucking Dawson).

Fact of the matter is, she's deserving of it, all of it but she STILL gets off easy. Fatty would not cope with the level of hate she likes to pretend she currently receives.

This just plays into her victim complex.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Zachary Michael's reaction to Amber's latest BS is pretty close to my reaction, minus the positive stuff he says.
I swear, every time she said she got physical chest pains whenever she felt sad? Um. She is 31 years old and weighs 500 bajillion pounds! But the chest pain is from emotions. Sure.
Speaking of being 31 years old, that is a very important thing to keep at the front of the mind while watching Amber talk about how she can't do scratch art or Legos or color with crayons anymore because mean ol' strangers made fun of her about it. Thirty one years old.

ZM - reacting to Amberlynn's hater rant & failed book club​

Zachary sucks at being a Hayder because he’s always got to say leftie positive garbage.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Hamber, gorl, you dead. - Me

Cast your mind back to before The Troubles (hold your tits, micks, it's a fucking joke) of the Farms: a whole five days ago. Ancient history, I know, but in history, there can, at times, be wisdom.

This is not one of these times.

rumors drama, getting lymphedema surgery, & scared to lose weight | part 2 - August 25, 2022​

Yes, it's the lost tape! Not really. But this bullshit-filled fantasy informs the next even more bullshit-filled fantasy, so fuck it, let's do it.

You know what's gross? Unwashed hair. You know what's grosser than that? Running your beetus paws through that unwashed hair, or constantly touching the sideburns of it with your beeus paws. In both cases, what's even more gross than that is touching other things with your now hair-grease beetus paws. WASH YOUR FUCKING NASTY, GREASY HAIR, YOU UTTER FUCKING PIG. Goddamn, that shit skeeves me out.

Says she posted to her community tab asking for peoples' questions. She's giving up on IG Q&s, I can feel it. (Note: I typed this react before her next video came out, with her confirming she did, in fact, do this.) What, Fatty, you are just going to abandon platforms one by one because people aren't universally applauding you, giving you asspats, or asking how brave you are or for your spam recipes? I suppose it's beyond hope that you'll abandon YT.

Now, I never really paid much attention to her IG crap. I don't like IG, the way comments are threaded, or how fucking difficult it is to move through things. So, that means I only saw what anyone posted here or to reddit. YT, OTOH...I went through, and people were asking some damn good questions. Disregarding the ones where people were a bit crusty, there were respectful questions about the "book club", her relationship, why she wouldn't give straight answers on some things, etc. I read them all, including one about Russia invading Ukraine, which is hilarious, and which I'd love to see her try to stumble through, since she couldn't find Russia on a fucking map. But I digress. Let's see what kinds of questions she answered.

Before we get to that, though, she has to apologize for no vlogs, which she hopes we understand because she can't walk poperly. Hamber, you haven't been able to walk properly in decades. Says she has been geting questions about "can you walk" and she says she can, but with what she assumes is a high ankle sprain...wait, what? Why are you fucking assuming you have a high ankle sprain? Oh wait, sorry, forgot: Doctor Lynn Medicine Woman knows all. Claims to have talked to her PCP (sure) and that everything she's experiencing is normal and that what she's doing for her ankle is "perfect". Well, hell, we can hang that one right up on the bullshit hatrack with the "perfect" bloodwork. Whatever. You just know Hamber went to WebMD looking for ankle sprains and came away with "high ankle sprain" as one that takes longer to heal. Tell us, DLMW, which ligaments specifically does a high ankle sprain involve, above the ankle but below the knee? And tell us again how exactly you know you have torn any ligaments at all, considering you're too godamned fat for an MRI? How long will it take your shit to heal? Maybe about the same amount of time it takes your MG,W, to get her ass back to KY so you can have her there 24/7, I bet.

Answers a question about her terrible writing, and if she would consider explaining i to everyone. Says she might like to rewrite it, since she's such a better writer now than she was, and then explaining it. Says her old crap is cringey. Your writing sucks. Some people simply are not meant to be writers. And since you never read anything challenging, sticking to your trauma porn, terrible "celebrity" poetry, and "hi, lesbian" graphic novels, your writing will never improve. She then repeats this answer three times. Pad that video, gorl.

Someone asks if she would consider sharing more about her oh so traumatic childhood. No, people will twist it and make up conspiracies, blah blah. No one really give a shit about your childhood bullshit.

Upper body workouts in bed? LOL. As if she would.

Admit your weight may not have been the cause of your fall but contributed to the severity of the injury? Proceeds to lecture the questioner on why her weight didn't cause the fall. Yes, it did, Hamber. If you didn't take up the entire fucking sidewalk and didn't have to waddle, you wouldn't have fallen except on purpose. I'm not entertaining her shit on this. Skipping what is no doubt her repeating the same "NO, HAYDURRRR!" response four times.

At the tail end of this, she claims to be more than her weight, and that one of the most common ways people injure their ankles is by stepping of a curb, implying this is what she did. No, bitch, you're not stepping off a fucking curb in your "I fell" snip. You're clearly walking on a sidewalk. I'm surprised not to have seen anyone call her out on this. Also, if you're going to make claims, Fatty, get your citations together.

"A lot of you just look at me as a fat, morbidly obese, lazy ass bitch."

"There's more to me than just my weight." No, sadly, there isn't. You'd be a lot more entertaining if there were.

"I could very well have been injured because my shoes were unstable."

Might one say.....you wore the wrong shoes?

"My animals are so loving and so obsessed with me."

Nope.

"Will we ever get couple content."

Tries to justify trying to hide her MG,W, claiming that "haydur nation" has treated her terribly.

"I protect the people that I love."

Really? By making clickbait titles that have enough information for you to dox your MG,W, then identifying her in a livestream chat? That kind of protection? Filming Becky when she was a zombie? That kind of protection? Filming Destiny in the shower, on the toilet? That kind of protection? Constantly shoving a camera in Krystle's face even though she didn't want to be on camera, or trying to catch her sitting on the toilet? That kind of protection?

Go fuck yourself.

Says "everyone who meets" MamaMeth loves her. I'm sure your grandmother and that service dog your mother abused would not agree.

"Are you planning to get lymphedema surgery?"

Blathers on and on about how surgery is invasive - thanks, Captain Obviouslynn - talks about massages. Whatever. Whoever asked that: don't take any advice she sprinkles through her word salads. She's too scurred or too broke to do much about it at this point.

The fact that lymphedema is not curable is just "crazy" to her, you guise! You mean like virtually all cancers are not curable? Tons of viruses and conditions are not curable? Type 1 diabeetus is not curable? I'm beginning to think DoctorLynn Medicine Woman may be a fake, y'all.

Claims to have a "close friend" who had lymphedema surgery, but of course still has to deal with it. No, you don't have a close friend who did this. You have no close friends. Stop trying to jam your fantasies into everyone else's lives, bitch. Note: the questioner said her boyfriend was considering surgery for his lymphedema, so of course Hamber has to one up that, by talking about an imaginary friend.

Once again, she's "being referred" to a lymphedema specialist. JFC, how many referrals does this make this year? Four?

"Evey doctor I see knows what lymphedema is, but they don't knoooow." (Emphasis hers.)

They know you're a gigantic fatass with lymphedema there's no way to cure you of. Good job, Hamber, casting your disdain over them, as if they should know everything, intimately, about every condition that afflicts the human body and how to cure it. Once again: GFY.

She wants to "know everything about lymphedema". Really? You haven't had the time or means in the past decade to do the same sort of rigorous research into this subject as you did on Optavia?

"Does the idea of losing the weight and maintaining the weight loss scare you?"

Duh, of course it does. She's scurred of everything. "I sometimes have these moments where every single day for the rest of my life, I have to choose to be on track." Blah blah blah. She seems to think that one day, as if by magic, everything will just "CLICK" like the sound of the seatbelt she doesn't wear would make if she wore it, and she won't have to think about not demolishing a diner platter of orange chicken followed by two pints of Ben & Jerry's. Doesn't work that way, Fatty, so allow me to answer that questioner.

Hello, questioner: alas, the premise of your question is flawed. She will never lose the weight, and thus has nothing to fear about loss of it. Thank you for allowing me to guest-answer your question.

Copyright striking channels. Pretends she don't know nothin' about filin' dem strikes, Miz Scarlett!

"Have you been recognized in public and how did that go?"

Claims she has been recognized easily over a hundred times, and that they always start the same way, with someone asking her if she is Amberlynn from YT, or is she on YT, that they always hug her, sometimes take a picture, and sometimes ask for her autograph. Throws her mother and her MG,W into the mix as allegedly having witnessed this, to try to bolster this entire mountain of horseshit. Nobody is asking for your autograph, and they're certainly not hugging you, because you fucking stink. You're a pathological liar, so you can sit there and tell us that despite this huge number of people who have recognized you, not a single picture of any such meeting has ever made it online. The rest of us live in reality and know this is just more shit you've written to yourself to answer, and you think your life is some kind of Hallmark or Lifetime movie. In some demented hellscape maybe, but not here.

Thankfully, she finally shuts the fuck up about her little fantasy of fawning admirers and the video ends. Once again, no outro. You have nothing to do because you've decided to lay on your ass while your "ankle injury" heals. Edit your fucking videos.

TL;DW/R: Hamber lies about fans just lining up to see her, tries yet another story for her dangling foot injury, will never do workouts in bed for her upper body, although she claims to have thought about it. Says her PCP that she totally has, guise, told her she's doing everything "perfect" to treat her ankle. Answers a question about lymphedema treatment as if she knows anything about it. Is generally more boring than usual, because she's choosing to be bedbound. Claims she's protecting her MG,W, by not having her on camera, because she "protects the ones she loves", just like she protected Becky, Destiny, and Krystle by shoving the camera in their faces at embarrassing or unwanted times. No intro, no outro, sub-20 minutes. The End.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

The hair thing is new in the last year or so. It's annoying. She started it to be quirky and now it's a nasty ass habit.
Little kids start doing that and biting nails as stimming behavior. Parents do shitty things to their kids to stop this instead of working with occupational therapy to help. Lots of smacking involved.

Jade start smacking your bitches hands.

Don't worry guize. It's her mentuhls

 

[Angel Dust]

Amber pissing off the trigger warning babies is the most amusing thing she's done all year.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I hear ya. Had mine on Monday. Hard to watch people ‘weekend eating’ whilst I had to drink litres of lemon-flavoured prep every couple of hours. But, got the all-clear, so I’m sure you will too

Guess I’m lucky. My doctor did my endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time so I wouldn’t have to deal with the bullshit twice. I was a human fucking shis-kabob there for a minute, but I’m all for a convenient two for one special! Good luck Sitch!
Also, Amber is fat and I wouldn’t have sex with her (and apparently neither will anybody else).

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Zachary sucks at being a Hayder because he’s always got to say leftie positive garbage.

He used to sling more shit Amber's way which was entertaining. He became insufferable when he jumped on the retarded non-binary bandwagon, started coloring his hair, and got FAT. Now his just another self righteous gender blob.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

He used to sling more shit Amber's way which was entertaining. He became insufferable when he jumped on the retarded non-binary bandwagon, started coloring his hair, and got FAT. Now his just another self righteous gender blob.

Yea but he's not amber.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Guess I’m lucky. My doctor did my endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time so I wouldn’t have to deal with the bullshit twice. I was a human fucking shis-kabob there for a minute, but I’m all for a convenient two for one special! Good luck Sitch!
Also, Amber is fat and I wouldn’t have sex with her (and apparently neither will anybody else).

Me too. Welcome to being old as fuck, I guess.

I think it's hilarious that Fat Albert lets the "haters" get to her so much that she quits whatever hobbies she has. Most people don't give a shit what other people think, even if they are tard-level arts and crafts, because it makes them happy and fuck anyone who makes fun of them. I'm 100% fine with this dummy marinating in her disgusting bed, eating everything she can get her beetus paws on and making her girlfriend, Jade Francis, formerly of New York, clean her ass and fetch her DoorDash.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Yea but he's not amber.

Whatever, he's Amber adjacent.

Amber is a FAT lying lazy cunt of a woman who overcooks everthing she makes and I would not have sex with her. Happy?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Whatever, he's Amber adjacent.

Amber is a FAT lying lazy cunt of a woman who overcooks everthing she makes and I would not have sex with her. Happy?

Not particularly but that's because I'm grumpy. But Im glad you have standards.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

So glad we’re back!
And chiming in late to add another fall to our list: the infamous two and a half somersaults with a half twist she performed into Lake Flotsam—while holding Twinkie, no less. U. S. Gold medalist Laura Wilkinson, on her best day, could only dream of this level of execution.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I found it on the Wipeygate Instagram account https://www.instagram.com/wipeygate/?hl=en

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I hope they don't settle with that grifter.

So glad we’re back!
And chiming in late to add another fall to our list: the infamous two and a half somersaults with a half twist she performed into Lake Flotsam—while holding Twinkie, no less. U. S. Gold medalist Laura Wilkinson, on her best day, could only dream of this level of execution.

Holy shit, I had forgotten about her. Broke her damn foot, and stormed back from 8th place to take the gold. Her final dive was about as perfect as it gets. Fitting.

Meanwhile, Fatty has her shelf ass planted in bed, watching shitty reality tv and every reaction channel, reading every forum, stuffing her fat face with snacky cakes, whining about "all the mobility" that she's lost.

Go fuck yourself, Hamber. Stop whining. Start doing.**

**LOL. I do crack myself up sometimes.

 

[StickyClits]

Since Amber gets to bitch and moan about her fall I need asspats for waking up with a charlie horse last week and how TRAUMATIZING it was half asleep and having to get up and how it was the worst couple of days in my entire life

 

[giga melt]

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YAS QWEEN WERK IT

Do you think Amber got this one and it prompted her to make Becky sell her advent calendar (and also break up with her and end their engagement, etc)?

Did anyone else catch Amber saying in her timeline of events that she texted Jade Francis and then got up? But in the video she obviously picks the phone up from above off the ground. Hmm...

 

[powdered toast]

Do you think Amber got this one and it prompted her to make Becky sell her advent calendar (and also break up with her and end their engagement, etc)?

Did anyone else catch Amber saying in her timeline of events that she texted Jade Francis and then got up? But in the video she obviously picks the phone up from above off the ground. Hmm...

The embellishment of Amber's projected reality is directly proportional to how much time has passed since the first version of the story was told.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

This is just a theory I’ve had for a while about Amber and why we see what we see (as well as when we see it) on her channel. (Note: ‘victim’, ‘rescuer’, and ‘perpetrator’ refer to the Karpman Drama Triangle).

Money is a big part of the motivation for the type of content Amber does - just look at the clickbait titles and thumbnails. And being mentally and emotionally stuck at 13 does make her approximations of adult behaviour look bizarre and laughable. Still, even she isn’t so dumb that she can’t see how to grow and make more money on her channel (Mukbangs and trainwreck drama).

She makes enough to buy what she wants, so I suspect profit is secondary and the primary purpose of her channel is to manipulate the real life people caught in her orbit. Every strange story arc reflects some weird triangulation or manipulation she’s trying on her partner/their family IRL. Putting it out there online is an attempt to give it credibility. It’s another version of the overused “ask anyone in my real life” line she says to us to try and hide a lie she’s telling.

The channel has never been for her audience - likely the main reason she gets herself in such a twist any time her audience has any opinion of her antics. She doesn’t like people revealing the grift to her marks. But she NEEDS the input from the audience to justify her fragile mental state and the frequent appearance of ‘The Binge Monster’.

I’m sure that during the Krystal era Amber would say stuff like “I’m TRYEEEEN, babe! Do you think I’d actually put this out on YouTube in front of strangers if I wasn’t serious?”

The eavesdropping rain petals thing was probably due to Destiny getting tired of Amber’s shit (and Amber didn’t think that Casey would find out and post a rebuttal). Amber took the position of victim (always does), then cast Destiny as the rescuer and Casey as the perpetrator.

The constant stream of maladies in Spring 2020 was her attempt to steal attention back from Norma and her pesky little stage four metastasized cancer until OOPS, holy shit the doctor actually found something wrong.

The “I need more money” grift in Spring 2021 (selling dollar store stickers, trash bulk common Shopkins, and earrings) was some scam she was running on the Thumb. Amber knew she wouldn’t get decent money for selling this trash - but it got Becky running off her ass doing all of the work for Amber’s business. I mean, she even got Becky to get an UberEats delivery job! Maybe she saw Becky was growing a spine and needed to keep her overwhelmed and too busy to think.

All of the recent bullshit has been her either trying to break down Jade’s boundaries, or to pivot and switch tactics because many of her usual tactics haven’t worked. The constant slamming of Becky is us watching Amber triangulate Jade and Becky (putting Jade as the rescuer and Becky as the Perpetrator). Same with baiting her audience to respond to her online antics, then crying that everyone is ‘booleen’ her. We’re the perpetrators and Amber gets to push Jade into the role of rescuer.

I believe the whole exaggerated ankle injury nonsense is Amber trying to punish Jade for the bit of independence she has and force her to stay close all the time. And the online drama gives her the excuse to stop all of this self-improvement bullshit Jade’s pushing her to do - because Amber lured her with the assurance that Amber wanted to get better and not be a complete burden like all of the other death(star)fats.

All for Amber to live her true life’s purpose: staying in bed all day stuffing her face due to her mentulz, while using her gorlfriends as indentured servants.

(Edit: accidentally typed ‘ticks’ instead of tactics)

Summed up perfectly. Amberlynn definitely plots on those in her sphere. Jade seems a bit more resilient to ALR's bullshit tactics than Becky was, but that doesn't mean she's impervious (Ala muh ankle, food delivery, and Lord knows what they've fought about). Remember when Amberlynn threw a giant pity party for herself when Jade visited her family in NY during the Holidays of 2021? Tantrums and guilt blaming are Amber's backup plan to get her way.

Amberlynn's character has went through many arcs, eras, and completed circles around her cycle. I've noticed since Jade came along, AL sure does love letting stage three boil before she explodes in manipulation for victim points; Likely to make Jade complacent and get asspats. The cycle hasn't changed all that much over the years, though.