Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Linger Longer]

Making a' your mom' joke or 'I fucked your mom joke' isn't exclusive to political ideologies .
Rather, it's just a common joke; especially when you can't think of a good cum back.

Next, you'll say that 'knock-knock' jokes are made primarily by republican boomers..

Spoiler: ..Knock knock..

kys

You're a newfag so it would be neighborly to tell you to calm down and take the rest of the day off.

 

[dick brain]

dont think these have been posted but "Late" me if they have

from /pol

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Captain ACAB vs the White Whale. Battle of the century.

 

[Sneeds]

TWEET


A text AI made a green text of what would happen between Sam And Hasan

 

[Nuke Africa]

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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

holy DYEL leglet.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Making a' your mom' joke or 'I fucked your mom joke' isn't exclusive to political ideologies .
Rather, it's just a common joke; especially when you can't think of a good cum back.

Next, you'll say that 'knock-knock' jokes are made primarily by republican boomers..

Spoiler: ..Knock knock..

kys

pink triangle = faggot
stop shitting up every thread you join, negro

 

[mars]

It never fails to amaze me how sensitive this lil guy is. Like he missed the human development we all went through where everyone learns if you try to act like a tough guy you also can't show yourself being scared and upset when someone steps up. Seems very much like he's some sort of weird coddled kid who never interacted with anyone his own age growing up.

 

[Slav Power]

Hasan Piker haha more like Hasan Pikey amirite

Pikeys actually know how to fight.

 

[wyattamurcan]

Hasan made $2.8 million, which would make him the 13th highest paid streamer at that time.

So in other words we have a supposed tough guy communist, who's also a millionaire who runs scared when any supposed right wing chud challenges him because he might get hurt a little.
These people are such contemptuous fucking faggots.

This is exactly my line of thinking. How can you claim to be a communist when you made $2.8 million streaming on Twitch? How can you claim to be a communist when you aren't "redistributing" that money to the "working class"?

Oh right, because "communist" in 2022 means helping niggers and troons prey on Whites and children. Being a communist in 2022 means just using boilerplate rhetoric against US imperialism on your JudeTube or Twitch channel and collecting money from angsty teenagers who hate their parents and probably want to cut their dicks off for social capital. a 2022 communist doesn't care about the working class, they care about protected classes. Those pesky blue collar whites in those disgusting, backwards fLyOvEr StAtEz can fuck right off back to their "Stupid churches" that the brave communists are soon going to begin attacking for daring to hold to the "misinformation" that biological sex is an immutable characteristic. Then they're going to "liberate" all of the closeted trans kiddos from their vile, bigoted parents and make sure that everyone can coom to their heart's content.

If a communist revolution ever did happen, Hasan would be in for a surprise when people like me are the ones calling the shots and having our kommissars pointing rifles at him and shouting "DIG THE FUCKING HOLE" when he cries about "There must be some mistake, I was going to be a Twitch streamer for the cause!" No you fucking roach, you're going to be laying high speed rail track across the continental US and your rations are directly going to correlate to how much track you lay in a sixteen hour period. You'll be doing that kind of brutal, backbreaking labor while the "working class" that you love so much, sits in posh air conditioned offices, behind grandiose desks, determining which of your family members we're going to disappear next.

But yeah, these people are contemptuous fucking faggots. They're entirely clueless about everything they claim to believe in.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

That AzureMako tranny that did the 11 hour livestream about the cloudflare keffals drama the other day is currently streaming again. He was talking about this thread. He said we probably think Hasan is nonbinary (???) and that we are jealous of his mansion and everyone on kiwifarms is just poor. Not a lot of love for the working class kiwis from these boogie twitch streamers

 

[Local Fed]

It never fails to amaze me how sensitive this lil guy is. Like he missed the human development we all went through where everyone learns if you try to act like a tough guy you also can't show yourself being scared and upset when someone steps up. Seems very much like he's some sort of weird coddled kid who never interacted with anyone his own age growing up.

I looked in the OP to confirm but didn't see it, but I'm pretty sure that his dad had quite a bit of money. Then of course there's his uncle Cenk who he worked for. Between growing up with money, nepotism and enough looks as an adult to get retards to hang off of his 90 IQ takes, he's a mish mash of ego, insecurity, unearned confidence and the privilege that he rails on about other people having.

I actually do think he's just self-aware enough to know that he's retarded, but he's right in that nice area of intelligence (or lack thereof) to buy into thinking he's a "Chad" which makes him prone to his hilariously dumb outbursts because much like a hoodrat, he has to "prove himself" by walking into the most obvious bait traps.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Getting punched in the face doesn't even hurt

Unless you have a couple of impacted wisdom teeth

Matt Watson was always a cuck

That’s probably why Oney calls him Brat Watson lol

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Isn't Hasan Piker one of the highest earning streamers currently in operation? Or at least he was a year back when the Twitch leaks happened?
According to the leaks, between August 2019 and October 2021, not even including tips or sponsorships (which don't go through Twitch) Hasan made $2.8 million, which would make him the 13th highest paid streamer at that time.

So in other words we have a supposed tough guy communist, who's also a millionaire who runs scared when any supposed right wing chud challenges him because he might get hurt a little.
These people are such contemptuous fucking faggots. I don't know how your sense of dignity doesn't kick in and stop you at some point.

Also: Hasan's legs are so skinny that when he's wearing socks they almost look like prosthetics.


I suspect it's because their goal isn't to actually be clever, and they probably couldn't be if they tried, their goal is just to have some kind of a trite edgy comeback for all their braindead cattle followers to click "like" on.
That's these losers' psychology in a nutshell: it doesn't matter how much of a weasel or sellout you are, so long as you have the bigger numbers then you're superior.

Yes, and boy, is it ironic that the communists tend to be the worst and most cut throat of capitalists.

 

[LuckyCharms]

Im in your walls Hassan

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Sam Hyde is a genius. Started shit out of the blue from the top of his head and that little faggot went to run and hide, telling on the big bad psycho man.

He's just fueling the fire. Wouldn't be surprised he's gonna keep making fun of him for this reaction.

Sam Hyde: -makes a stupid statement randomly-
Everyone: -takes it as a dumb edgy joke-
Hasan Pike: -cries like a bitch-

 

[Rogal Dorn]

I need to tell you guys an important truth about the man you know as "Samuel Hyde."
First of all, that's not his real name. His real name is "Neoth."
Neoth has been with us since roughly the 8th century BC, and has assumed many identities as he secretly guided humanity. He will not reveal his true nature until many many millennia from now.

 

[wyattamurcan]

Yes, and boy, is it ironic that the communists tend to be the worst and most cut throat of capitalists.

They maneuver around this by claiming "I live in a capitalist hellscape, so I have to be this way"

Yet they're the first people to tell you that "millionaires shouldn't exist". If that's in fact the case, why don't you redistribute your bullshit wealth to your commie retard teenager fan base? Oh right, because "muh communism" is your grift and you know that in an actual communist system, you'd be lined up against a wall and shot after they expropriated your $2.8 million dollars.
Hating on capitalism is very trendy and therefore, very gay. It seems like the people who hate on it the hardest are the ones who benefit from it the most though. Which leads even a retard like myself to realize that these people don't want communism, they want a society where everyone cooms as much and as often as possible, in whatever disgusting,

perverse way that it takes them to be able to get off. Oh and they also want a society without White people. Can't forget that part-- White people bad because Christianity and muh slabery

 

[Megatardingo]

Making a' your mom' joke or 'I fucked your mom joke' isn't exclusive to political ideologies .
Rather, it's just a common joke; especially when you can't think of a good cum back.

Next, you'll say that 'knock-knock' jokes are made primarily by republican boomers..

Spoiler: ..Knock knock..

kys

Yeah but I fucked ur nan

 

[Berrakh]

Sam Hyde has exposed the best way to take down fake edgelords. Following the example of Smiling Friends. And Hasan, the moron, made it so it’ll never go away.

But imagine if Sam did get him. I think that would end internet leftism entirely.

 

[spacko]

I need to tell you guys an important truth about the man you know as "Samuel Hyde."
First of all, that's not his real name. His real name is "Neoth."
Neoth has been with us since roughly the 8th century BC, and has assumed many identities as he secretly guided humanity. He will not reveal his true nature until many many millennia from now.

where are the proofs

 

[Rogal Dorn]

Yes, and boy, is it ironic that the communists tend to be the worst and most cut throat of capitalists.

I look forward to killing you again, you traitorous fucking manlet.

where are the proofs

You will not find the proofs you seek until Neoth is ready to reveal himself to humanity. He's just having some fun right now. If you decide to press "Sam Hyde" on this issue, he will assuredly use his psychic powers to completely annihilate you.