Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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Would love to see a parody where an actual woman says, "Day 10,000 of being a girl" and then they just go about their typical day instead of acting out a series of sexists, caricatured sequences of what they think being a woman entails.
Day something, dear god, I've lost track, of being a human female.
Time. What is time? I've lived so many lives. I am a woman now, but am I also the girl I once was? Every cells in my body has been swapped out, but I might as well be, whether I am or not, this can be no other way.
I hunger. Soon I will feed on mozzarella balls and tomatoes from the farmers market.
 
I think the act is a total piss-take in the sense that Dylan absolutely does not have gender dysphoria. He approaches being a "girl" like only a shitty twink broadway actor with no psychological depth can: exaggerated, bug-eyed, and one-dimensional.
I'm inclined to agree with this.
Can a TRUE and HONEST women tell me if "booby drumrolls" are a thing? I imagine that someone in their right mind who actually has titties wouldn't be gungho about whacking them.
 
Can a TRUE and HONEST women tell me if "booby drumrolls" are a thing? I imagine that someone in their right mind who actually has titties wouldn't be gungho about whacking them.
...a man? in the Parlour?! burn the witch!!!

but for real, no. women do not "booby drumroll" because we're not pubescent teen boys trying to explore a female body for the first time.
 
Man get sponsorship to shave his balls and in doing so, sell shaving cream to women.

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Can we change the "snowflake" tag to "careercow"? He is much more the later than the former.

In the purse TikTok I find it interesting that he uses, "I have been working very hard these last few months" to justify buying the purse and not something more personal in nature about "embracing who he truly is". This whole act is obviously a career move. Dylan realized the amount of money one can make from being trans and posturing online, he carved out a brand (he basically admits this - he realized that no one was doing a "day in the life of a transwoman" and that was what made him want to start his channel), and he is constantly pushing for more brand deals.

From a business perspective, I think he did a good job, but it is genuinely hilarious to me that the act is blatantly sexist, he shows genuine disrespect for anyone with actual gender dysphoria by turning it into a money-making opportunity, and yet everyone just blindly accepts that he is trans and will not question it because that is the narrative.

Even if Dylan does have genuine gender dysphoria and truly would have become a trans woman even if it was not hip and marketable to do so (lol, ya right), he obviously plays up a lot of one-dimensional sexist shit for his TikTok to market his brand and anyone that calls him out accordingly is not "transphobic", but is just pointing out what should be blatantly obvious to everyone.
 
TikTok is one of those apps where I can look at the comment section and measure how intelligent an audience is. Because holy fuck are those people retarded. They're all praising him and giving him motivational quotes like this is Boomer Facebook. Reddit, for all its bullshit, can have great flame wars before jannies lock the thread. Tumblr post porn ban is actually one of the few places where you can still call someone a greedy fucker.

This guy has six million followers and they act like teenage girls to NSYNC.
 
I'm inclined to agree with this.

Can a TRUE and HONEST women tell me if "booby drumrolls" are a thing? I imagine that someone in their right mind who actually has titties wouldn't be gungho about whacking them.
Absolutely not. It feels terrible and is retarded. Strictly an attention-getting thing.
 
I know that this has been mentioned, but it is strange that he is the most interested in facial surgery. Is this common among trannies? I know that they get it, but I have not heard of many going for that to begin with. I do not know enough to have a full, educated opinion on tranny plastic surgery preferences, however.

It seems more like a wash-up twink or drag queen move, no?
 
I know that this has been mentioned, but it is strange that he is the most interested in facial surgery. Is this common among trannies? I know that they get it, but I have not heard of many going for that to begin with. I do not know enough to have a full, educated opinion on tranny plastic surgery preferences, however.

It seems more like a wash-up twink or drag queen move, no?
It’s the only surgeries Contra and Toobe have gone for. Must be a vain man thing?
 
He's already somewhat feminine for a man. And he still looks fully like a man. Not sure what they can do for him, really. If he had a fat transfer to plump his cheeks, a brow shave (though his isn't massive), and maybe a chin refinement to give it a pointier shape, that could help I guess. His harshest feature is his rectangular smile, but not sure if that can be fixed. I hope he doesn't have his nose done, unnecessary nose jobs are the fastest way to ruin a face and make you look plastic.
 
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Would love to see a parody where an actual woman says, "Day 10,000 of being a girl" and then they just go about their typical day instead of acting out a series of sexists, caricatured sequences of what they think being a woman entails.
dear god people like him seriously make the trans community look so bad. what woman pounds their chest and says “booby drumroll”
 
He's already somewhat feminine for a man. And he still looks fully like a man. Not sure what they can do for him, really. If he had a fat transfer to plump his cheeks, a brow shave (though his isn't massive), and maybe a chin refinement to give it a pointier shape, that could help I guess. His harshest feature is his rectangular smile, but not sure if that can be fixed. I hope he doesn't have his nose done, unnecessary nose jobs are the fastest way to ruin a face and make you look plastic.
he’s pretty screwed, usually hrt will give you more body fat to source from but seeing how even months in his body looks about the same. he also hasn’t gained any breast tissue so there won’t be enough skin for a breasts big enough to even out his wide shoulders
 
I know that this has been mentioned, but it is strange that he is the most interested in facial surgery. Is this common among trannies? I know that they get it, but I have not heard of many going for that to begin with. I do not know enough to have a full, educated opinion on tranny plastic surgery preferences, however.

It seems more like a wash-up twink or drag queen move, no?
Sometimes they are. I remember there was this guy on YouTube (Stef Sanjati I think his name was? The dude who has that genetic condition that means his eyes are unusually far apart and his hearing is bad) who trooned out and wanted FFS first because he thought a person’s face is the first thing you notice about them so if he changed his he’d be able to pass better socially which covers 90% of social situations. Of course the main flaw in that thinking is that there’s a whole lot of subtle things besides the face that go into someone discerning your biological sex even if you’re fully clothed and they can’t see what’s in your underwear.

Although Stef is also an ex-twink so you might be on to something.
 
I know that this has been mentioned, but it is strange that he is the most interested in facial surgery. Is this common among trannies? I know that they get it, but I have not heard of many going for that to begin with. I do not know enough to have a full, educated opinion on tranny plastic surgery preferences, however.

It seems more like a wash-up twink or drag queen move, no?
From what I’ve seen it seems like a common starter surgery. Compared to SRS it’s not really invasive. Some common procedures include a nose job, some bone shaving on the jaw and forehead, lowering the hairline, and a lip lift. Definitely a lot less intense than chopping your dick off, and a lot of those procedures are pretty standard for surgeons (nose jobs, lip lifts, maybe cheek fillers).
 

On day 172, we get to meet Dylan's doctor, Harrison Lee. I don't think he's been mentioned here before, but I haven't wasted enough of my life in the "Beauty Parlor" to know for sure. Looks like Dylan will be getting the brow, nose, jaw, and chin shaved down this December.

I hope he doesn't have his nose done, unnecessary nose jobs are the fastest way to ruin a face and make you look plastic.
I kinda feel bad for the guy, he's gonna get his nose fucked up like they did to Contrapoints. IMHO he should probably only get the brow/jaw done, but that won't really fix his super clockable beefy neck.

At the end, Dylan seems to think if this makes him look good, he won't be funny anymore? Is that a jab at the "haters", or am I looking too far into this and he's just not smart?
 
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