Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Lol, Piker is such a cuck.
That was obviously a joke.

 

[LongWayDown]

I need to tell you guys an important truth about the man you know as "Samuel Hyde."
First of all, that's not his real name. His real name is "Neoth."
Neoth has been with us since roughly the 8th century BC, and has assumed many identities as he secretly guided humanity. He will not reveal his true nature until many many millennia from now.

Isn't this just the plot of that Blue Oyster Cult concept album Imaginos with Sam Hyde instead of a shapeshifting alien? Imaginos/Desdinova was even born in New Hampshire too.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

I tried to make a Sam Hyde wiggler for the kiwiler thread but I think it's more appropriate here.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

What level of autism is this that you call the cops over a joke?
He was even doing a silly accent, everyone around him was laughing. Piker is either autistic or thinks he can get victimbux.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

It never fails to amaze me how sensitive this lil guy is. Like he missed the human development we all went through where everyone learns if you try to act like a tough guy you also can't show yourself being scared and upset when someone steps up. Seems very much like he's some sort of weird coddled kid who never interacted with anyone his own age growing up.

So a manchild?

 

[wyattamurcan]

He was even doing a silly accent, everyone around him was laughing.

Even he was trying not to laugh when he said "No, in real life"

 

[Slav Power]

Sam Hyde has exposed the best way to take down fake edgelords. Following the example of Smiling Friends. And Hasan, the moron, made it so it’ll never go away.

But imagine if Sam did get him. I think that would end internet leftism entirely.

What do you mean by "following the example of Smiling Friends"? Some drama that I haven't heard of?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://twitter.com/braindumptweets/status/1564653478860886016

 

[Zoobles]

Gascon will take a handy and drop all charges

 

[Hwa?]

If Sam and Hasan do actually fight, Hasan is probably going to end up with long term brain damage. Sam is going to beat the shit out of him

 

[Berrakh]

What do you mean by "following the example of Smiling Friends"? Some drama that I haven't heard of?

https://youtu.be/UBbEe5mbtQs

 

[Cats]

Spoiler

 

[MysticSleeper]

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https://twitter.com/braindumptweets/status/1564653478860886016

God damn i love hotdiggitydemon, incredibly based.

 

[realitysurf]

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holy DYEL leglet.

He has low calv insertions, used to be fat, and he STILL has small calves? On top of a few cycles having like 13in calves with amazing predetermined factors is crazy as fuck. If anything is worse than dodging a fight, it's dodging leg day.

 

[Slav Power]

https://youtu.be/UBbEe5mbtQs

Oh, you meant that scene, lol

 

[Yizu]

If Sam and Hasan do actually fight, Hasan is probably going to end up with long term brain damage.

I don't think anyone would be able to tell the difference.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Lol, Piker is such a cuck.
That was obviously a joke.

When they do it it’s an obvious joke. When a right wing comedian does it suddenly it’s a 100% true and honest death threat.

 

[Gabagooled]

When they do it it’s an obvious joke. When a right wing comedian does it suddenly it’s a 100% true and honest death threat.

They don't even joke about it, this is the same guy that said America deserved 9/11.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

They don't even joke about it, this is the same guy that said America deserved 9/11.

And didn't even actually apologize either.

 

[Linger Longer]

I don't think anyone would be able to tell the difference.

I hope he gets the ole Ethan Ralph lazy eye.