NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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They have an open relationship to go with their marriage counselor, he regularly brings homeless dudes into their house for this. Who then steal the husbands work shit and electronics. Also they have marriage help books in prominent places in their house. And he sets up lighting in their house that the husband can't stand physically to be in the room with. The husband is the bread winner as Nothing Loud is a tenth year PhD student. It's a very happy marriage.
This guy airs his dirty laundry on an internet forum then acts shocked when he’s getting laughed at elsewhere.

This guy has zero common-sense, which is pretty stereotypical of PhD students.
 
They have an open relationship to go with their marriage counselor, he regularly brings homeless dudes into their house for this. Who then steal the husbands work shit and electronics. Also they have marriage help books in prominent places in their house. And he sets up lighting in their house that the husband can't stand physically to be in the room with. The husband is the bread winner as Nothing Loud is a tenth year PhD student. It's a very happy marriage.
You forgot the part where his grindr of the day was a little assertive and bent him over without even a kiss and he needed rape counseling over that. Or the part where he smonked 95% THC resin and got a psychotic meltdown which almost made his sugerdaddy leave out of frustration.
 

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Nothing Loud tore his asshole out with his new boyfriend(s), After spamming his doctor's whatsapp with his finest Nicocado-selfies the surgeon said it will need a full surgical refit and modified diet.
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I guess some people do everything for a PHD.
I've never heard of a fissure requiring surgery before. Apparently surgery is an option but only after other methods fail. (Medication, waiting to see if it naturally heals combined with warm baths, etc.)
 
Nothing Loud tore his asshole out with his new boyfriend(s), After spamming his doctor's whatsapp with his finest Nicocado-selfies the surgeon said it will need a full surgical refit and modified diet.
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I guess some people do everything for a PHD.
"It's okay dude you can get back to destroying your ass again in no time"

Priorities :story:
 
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This OP fills in the whole Resetera bingo card in one go.
Jesus. She dodged a bullet.
I mean, there are some real fucking turbo-stalker quotes in there: "I felt compelled to visit her", "she did not communicate when I was adamant she did"
then she has to have a third part to step in and tell him to leave her the fuck alone.And "she was still distant but I kept pushing"

Jesus christ, the dangerous stalker vibes this guy gives off. Glad she is ok but she dodged a bullet. Don't date crazy.
No one ERA is going to tell him "when she says she is not interested in you, you leave her the fuck alone" are they?

EDITed to add: You didn't want to but a manager encouraged you? Bullshit, that never happened.
What kind of fucked up place do you work at where management goes to the autistic virgin incel that no one wants to hang out with and tells him "hey, you should totally go and try to hit up a romantic relationship with this other employee who is about half your age".
That is how you get your company destroyed in sexual harassment lawsuits.

What will happen is after your time off and your visit to the mental hospital they will tell you that you can never come back to work, ever again. Because you are a liability. A serious sexual harassment, or assault, lawsuit just waiting to happen. That is who you are.
 
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Resetera discusses the best way to get pegged or fucked in your ass without extreme anal fissures. The jokes really write themselves.
My bet is on him also being fat and having an awful diet.
Faggots, especially bottom fags, are hedonists to the nth degree. Chances are good this is accurate and also compounds the issue, to say nothing of all the things and times he's shoving stuff up his ass without someone else there to provide the thing.
 
Nothing Loud tore his asshole out with his new boyfriend(s), After spamming his doctor's whatsapp with his finest Nicocado-selfies the surgeon said it will need a full surgical refit and modified diet.
in the OP he makes it seem like this was some surprise but (since hes a faggot and gets pounded in his ass regularly) he was already having butthole issues
So, he has constant anal issues and still insists on bottoming on a regular basis. I wonder why he needs serious medical care?
This does nothing but solidify my impression of faggots being not just completely incapable of any kind of impulse control whatsoever (to their own detriment), but also being astonishingly fucking stupid.

They've been like this forever. As HIV spread like wildfire through the gay population in the 80's, they just kept on cornholing each other raw even as it became clear it was mostly affecting gay men. Like ... literally just use condoms and this lethal infection can't spread nearly as fast or far. They couldn't do it. Just had to keep raw-dogging. Even hearing it called "the gay plague" by healthy straight people (and eventually among their own ranks) wasn't enough to give them pause.

With the new monkeypox spreading this year and a much more modern understanding of how to stop it, the solution for fags was even simpler: "get a shot and keep your dick in your pants for 30 days." That's it. That's all they had to do. And they couldn't. They just have to have cock in their ass or shit in their cocks every fucking day or it's a national tragedy.

This injury stuff takes the cake, though. Anal sex is by definition already traumatic to the rectum and digestive tract. It's meant to be one-way plumbing and that's how it's built. It is absolutely not constructed to handle penetrative sex, and no matter how gently or carefully you do it (and no matter how good it feels), there is always a very real possibility of sustaining major injuries every time you engage in it. Not just sore sphincters or burst hemorrhoids, but nastier life-threatening stuff like perforations (shit isn't supposed to re-enter the abdomen through an open tear in the colon). And that's when you're careful. These dumb fucks are anything but careful.

You just know they all sustain countless tears, rips, breaks and other viciously painful injuries waaaaaay more frequently than their community is willing to admit, and naturally it's a taboo subject for researchers so they tend to steer clear of the topic.

If you ever needed more proof that faggotry is learned behavior and not just genetic, the fact that these dipshits are fully aware of all the risks of ass-fucking but continue doing it anyway (even when it hurts enough for them to black out) should do the trick. The only genetic component involved IMHO is a mental deficiency that makes someone gullible enough to be "converted" and stupid enough to actually do the degenerate shit fags do.
 
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