Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

What is the point of having KF banned in the discord just to talk about it on reddit, which is even more public? And why talk about it constantly on your twitter and streams and then ban the topic in the discord?

I am not sure, the only think I can think about is they know people is in there taking SS, but they forget that most of what I post is deleted messages, so by banning it they are putting attention to it, because it pops up in the logs.

 

[Kyuss]

Maybe cynical is the better term.

Perfectly fair.
The problem with a lot of this is traction. If no traction is build it will get no publicity.
Jared from Subway is a great example, world renown person with Cheesy Pizza. Yeah it ain't getting swept under the bus.
No one in the world knows who Keffals is in relation to the general population.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Modern communism does, at least.
Like that thread where people are asked what their job on a commune would be and 99% said "teacher" while the one guy that said "hard labor" was laughed at and called a larper.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...x-sorrentihott.115295/page-1555#post-12836099

Spoiler: A long read but it this is why they are all commies.

There are more than a few ways that this mindset comes about. This is going to be a wall of text about communism in general and Troons will be included so if you want to skip it I understand.

Borderline personality disorder: When you have this you cannot for the life of you put things into perspective in the severity of which they occur. This leads to an all or nothing mindset which could not be any further from how a government would be ideally handling things. You see that the government is neither hard left or hard right but deals with things in a attempt to be neutral. This is where the idea of a total communist utopia fits in. This all or nothing perfect idea of a world that will happen, will fester quickly because it helps them grasp with the fact that reality will never cater to their individual needs or wants and they think this government type will be able to do that as well as the extreme end of the spectrum that this "utopia" exists on. The idea you think a vocal minority ( Troons ) will even be able to get a foothold in an ideology designed to service everyone is a fallacy on its own right.

Poverty: When people see a market downturn or dont strike rich on doing menial shit like McDonalds or only fans they turn to this gov type because they want everyone to have a similar income situation. This just doesn't work well in practice as you just spread poverty more than you spread wealth. The mindset comes back during hard economic times. ( and is fleeting when things are going good because people simply cannot pick a lane ). Not understanding the basic concept of if you get a house by the government thats where all the resources go and you get nothing else. Only so many resources to go around to the people and generally it's just enough to keep them happy and docile than it is to enjoy much of anything else.

Small world view: You simply cannot put everyone in a box. When you do everyone just lashes out or becomes more extreme. You cannot compare someone in downtown L.A or Chicago to live the same lifestyle or have the same needs as Cletus in the mountains of Pennsylvania. When you put such a generic approach to all of these different walks of life they just end up wanting to earn/find more to do anything above exist. The average troon goes about life not having experienced any other lifestyle other than doritos and discord so they can't grasp why someone who is competent at something like plumbing or welding can get more out of capitalism and the troon isn't. They then assume that a business owner doesn't have to neglect everything about his personal life and is only participating in exploitation and they are not. It is in the laws of physics that there has to be a difference between two things to be able to make a profit or even have something happen. This is how a boss is above you and why you don't get paid a large amount for doing a dumb shit job. They need to have a profit margin. While exploitation does happen it isn't as widespread as a troon or communist may think it is.

Exploitation: This mindset seems to be prevalent with alot of the communists that are unable to understand that exploitation is a concept not a commodity. As I mentioned a minute ago the way the universe works is two things have to have a difference between them to be able to make anything happen. A battery cannot be flat, and you cannot get paid a large salary if you want capitalism to work. Just like you cant have something weigh more than you can move. Even if you dont get exploited for cash outright, there is another way somewhere somehow to do it and it will never truly go away. You had to bribe officers in the U.S.S.R to get a car made. You couldn't get one quickly otherwise you would have to wait 10 years. Now what's the difference between exploiting a worker with a poor wage and exploiting some factory worker in some eastern European town by being the only person to be able to provide this luxury? Nothing. Exploitation does not go away it changes shape.

Out of touch: Growing up in several different lifestyles can lead to this. A lot of times you see trust fund babies ( I have nothing against them btw. ) or people who moved around alot like military brats have this issue. They never grow up anywhere in particular. A concept like this can be proven very easily when they have no regional dialect or slang in their vernacular or any real idea of how a region's way of life works. You see someone in Illinois use the word Frunchroom and you know that they lived there long enough that the mannerisms sank in and thats who they are. Never happens with someone who moves too much or lives outside of normal society either physically or mentally ( Trust fund babies and Troons respectively ).

Emotional neglect: When you dont have parents or friends ( this overlaps with out of touch a bit. ) you tend to find a place that you feel as a welcome individual or apart of a community. Communists all like to call each other comrades because not only is it edgy to them but they also need to feel like they are apart of something. You dont grow up in a singular place for a while and suddenly it's appealing to be apart of an ideology that makes everywhere your home because you never had this in the first place. This fills a gap in your life you didn't know you had or can you even understand because no one was there to slap it into you or you even have it filled with growing up in a place as milk toast as Wyoming.

Lowest common denominator: These are the REAL I mean REAL fucking losers in life. These people can't win an argument with themselves so they need to bring down everyone around them. While socialism in small parts can help with quality of life. When they want full levels of socialism they are only doing this because they themselves need everyone else to come down to their level because they cannot elevate themselves. Anything close to self improvement or gaining a skill for whatever reason they have ( it's excuses they turn into in the end ) stops them from doing even 1% of a beneficial activity. Playing this out in their mind goes like this. If everyone is the same, I am not as much of a loser anymore. Even though you are the exact person who put yourself in this place. You see this alot with Discord jannies or even Redditors because they have the spare time to even do this. Who in their right mind would spend as much time as they do moderating a website for free when a kid or a wife or even a mildly engaged hobby would sap all of this time or even allow the loser to be interested in doing moderating.

Who this would apply to: My favorite personal example is a gent I met in the mountain's of Virginia. Grew up in a wood shack with no electricity, running water, or even a birth certificate for a large portion of his childhood. This is who this appeals to. When you have less than zero resources afforded to you for any reason you go for one that provides something. Communism will work in this case for him as he has nothing so starting from zero will benefit him regardless of how it reaches him. Look at when the U.S.S.R adopted it and how they had the greatest advancement in history for a society. Russians had the biggest jump because before then running water and electricity was just unheard of outside of a Tsar's house. Coming from borderline cavemen levels of infrastructure you give the country anything and it moves at the speed of light until you hit anything more advanced than a C.B radio and suddenly the progress is stifled ( this was the case in the U.S.S.R up until the 70's. ) The gent admits that it had some issues to work out and that it may have a low ceiling but for someone in his position this would work great. He is not the majority but the majority of people like him would agree with him.

People themselves: They do not want to compare or even care much about others. It is a shitty fact of life but it is a constant nonetheless. You see homeless people skipped over when they are suffering and you think suddenly just because some out of touch individual has an idea it's going to fix it? Being as naïve as someone can be thinking communism would help the nature of people that dont care about others than themselves just simply doesn't apply to how this situation would play out in practice. Why would you give up the ability to reach for the stars for even me? I am some fat fuck on kiwi farms right now. The fuck does it matter if you have more resources than me anyway? It doesn't but the Troon/Commie can't accept that someone has more than them.

Lack of parenting: Not having a parent teach you that sometimes you get shit on in life and you just end up with your dick in your hand and there is no other explanation other than fuck you eat shit it leads to this. A lot of times in life no matter what way I looked at a situation I saw that sometimes you just fucking lose and there's the door, thank you come again. Parents should teach their kids this but alot of times it just doesn't happen for whatever reason and then is reinforced by everyone getting a trophy. Raising some eternal viking badass kid is not necessary. The problem lies in you can't have a kid that has no understanding of what losing is or why it's not really all that bad of a situation and not have them turn to a government type that is the same system that giving participation trophies out is but with an "Economy" in it.

 

[AnOminous]

But we live in reality, where we can’t just forcibly sterilize dysgenic freaks like Lucas (because “progress”), so the unholy alliance of late stage capitalism and postmodern identity politics has come up with a compromise market solution - convince the undesirables to voluntarily self-sterilize and heap glowing praise on them for doing so.

This would be a nice theory if it didn't coincide with the entirety of society going to Hell in a handbasket at the same time.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

When I'm in a Keffals dickriding competition and my opponent is Don Macleod

Did this guy seriously whine about some furry Pokemon YouTuber in an unrelated discussion? Amazing.

 

[Klashbot]

Probably late but I give 10 to 1 odds that Keffels paid this guy to do a gay op:

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Funny af if real though.

isn't that actually jesse from pod awful? hes a goof so probably not paid for, and actually real.

 

[ZugZugTugTug]

I assume the police archived the case as soon as Lucas left the building with his computer, meaning that they aren't looking into the copy of the hard drive looking for suspicious stuff.
But I also hope there's some incident where Lucas gets arrested for cp possession. It would be the cherry of the cake.

There is like a 101% chance of CP on Lucas' PC, I bet the mounties just didn't go through it out of fear of getting sent to re-education.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

also the GoFundMe has slowed to a crawl.
$100K definitely ain't a meager amount but the rate at which the donations have been coming in has dramatically slowed.
half a month ago he pulled in $80K+ in a couple of days.
in all the time since then, he's made a little over $10K
If he wants this campaign to go the distance he better recover some of that momentum. Because burning through your donations on an Irish vacation will take a generous bite out of what was supposed to be help moving house / legal fund.
the purpose of the gofundme is:

"I started a gofundme after being victimized by the London Police Services for being the victim of a hate crime. I need to move immediately, recoup my losses and to build a legal fund to protect my rights."

now he's in Ireland. Fucking around, going out to eat in restaurants. putting together a bad website and whining on Twitter like a pussy.
he's gonna end up burning through not just the money but the goodwill of his fan base as well. He's already less popular than your average internet tranny weirdo. I think he believes there's a lot more support behind him than there actually is. It'll be interesting to see the turnout in October for whatever the protest is gonna be.

Until then, more fucking around in the Emerald Isle on the Tranny Tab I guess. No refunds lol

Clara Sorrenti (Keffals) Legal Fund, organized by Clara Sorrenti

I need your help, because I can’t do this alone. I started a gofundme after being … Clara Sorrenti needs your support for Clara Sorrenti (Keffals) Legal Fund

www.gofundme.com

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There was a tweet earlier in the thread that implied he already bamboozeled half (50 fuckin k) of it already.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Looks like Lucas and all 16 of his bots are moving in to the reddit now. Little late lucas. What are you gonna plan there your topless PJ party(Under 16's only no parents allowed)

keffals #DropKiwifarms on Twitter: "@RealGaySophie @NeverHaram no he'…

archived 31 Aug 2022 12:58:23 UTC

archive.ph

Probably just embarrassed that their subreddit is so fuckin small. Top post only has 200 upvotes, Keffals knows that's pathetic for someone with their kind of notoriety.

 

[Theramanix]

This may come over as stupid, but what's the point of making Cloudflare drop KF if all Cloudflare does is just protect the place from DDossing? I'm not all too well versed on web design and such, so any explenation would be appreciated

 

[Headache Relief]

The reason for Reddit is because it's a much lower barrier for normies and journos to follow along plus a non trivial amount of the groomers Lucas is hoping to get to help are banned from the platform for CP.

Also, Lucas actually cares about his Discord and wouldn't risk it to get banned for organizing harassment campaigns or any clapback from Cloudflare to Discord even though the chances are quite low with Discord being run by pedo furry troons. But since that's all he has in this world, he won't risk it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

There was a tweet earlier in the thread that implied he already bamboozeled half (50 fuckin k) of it already.

What? How?

 

[AnOminous]

I asked myself the same thing. Didn't the cops took some hard drives or something like that with them?
What are the chances that Keffals had some CP or some other shady shit on there and thus fled to Ireland to escape prosecution?

I don't know about Canada, but in the U.S., they generally can't exceed the bounds of a search warrant without rendering any evidence obtained unusable, unless the contraband is in "plain view" when executing the warrant in good faith. So if the cop looks at your back seat from the outside of the car and sees a brick of weed, that's admissable. If you have a folder called "CHILD PORN" on your desktop, that's admissable.

But if you're supposedly just looking for email of a death threat and then go on a full search of everything after finding that, it isn't. Needless to say they play pretty fast and loose about these rules here, but they might be more conscientious in Canada, plus he's a troon, Canada's new royalty.

Drawn CP is illegal there and even the splash page for the Catboy Ranch shit had naked children on it, so I'd be amazed if there's nothing illegal in Canada in there, but I don't know they'll even look at it or legally can.

 

[Lester Jones]

Probably late but I give 10 to 1 odds that Keffels paid this guy to do a gay op:

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Funny af if real though.

That dude's the real fucking deal. He's been a-logging lolcows for some time now:

https://www.youtube.com/user/ravenzephyr/videos

Here's a sample of his work from one of his fans:

 

[AnOminous]

Admitting that the Kiwifarms is powerless in the real world kinda invalidates your entire campaign here bro

"They're totally impotent morons who can't do anything, they're a complete joke, but it's ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT they be SHUT DOWN or CIVILIZATION WILL COLLAPSE! REEEEEEEEE!"

Probably late but I give 10 to 1 odds that Keffels paid this guy to do a gay op:

No, this is an autistic dipshit with a long history and (of course) a thread here. Seriously any time you see some retard on the Internet acting like a retard, you should probably do a search as they'll usually have a thread here.

 

[Nick Gars]

This may come over as stupid, but what's the point of making Cloudflare drop KF if all Cloudflare does is just protect the place from DDossing? I'm not all too well versed on web design and such, so any explenation would be appreciated

You answered your own question, tbh.
The DDoS protection is why they want them to drop us, if we don't have mitigation, they can just DDoS the site until Josh gives up.

 

[Kyuss]

There was a tweet earlier in the thread that implied he already bamboozeled half (50 fuckin k) of it already.

Would not doubt it in the slightest. In the zoomer/millenial age range there is a horrifying trend of needing constant stimulation and if you just give someone 10k+ dollars they could blow it in less than a weekend. Lack of fear from being truly homeless/hungry has broken most people. A great example on why socialism is actually bad, humans need to understand death/struggle/the abyss. To fight against it.
Troons have an even higher trend at what's called Impulse Disorder. Which is a direct result of bi-polar disorder characterized from lack of hormone conversion. Just because you take hormone blockers doesn't mean your body isn't constantly stressed from seeing abnormally high hormones and being able to do nothing to correct the problem. Genetic memory is real. Lucas ever cell is screaming at him to stop being a fucking faggot.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

What? How?

Back when site was down he posted a tweet that said something close to "good luck trying to sue me, I still got 50k left to sue you" in context of some guy that allegedly owned a chunk of servers Kiwifarms is hosted on saying that he will take a legal action.

It was posted on Telegram and even got pinned by Null with message "This man (server hoster) is not associated with the farms, don't trust this lie", I'll try to find it and post it here.

 

[yydszmiteg1]

You answered your own question, tbh.
The DDoS protection is why they want them to drop us, if we don't have mitigation, they can just DDoS the site until Josh gives up.

Naturally this won't work however. Lucas' fans themselves pointed out that there are other CDNs we can go to. Some of which made a career taking the sites CF dropped.

 

[Louie G]

hold on wait a minute, who dared to left our Cult? i demand names right now


in other news Jai was Null all along