Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Woggie's child bride]

So, in the next movie, do Wogglebug’s best friends the Scarecrow and Tin Man ride in to save the day? I bet Dorothy and Slyvie would get on great.

What about that one tranny kid Ozma or whatever it's name is? Will we finally get to see Wogglebug's treatment of transfolx? I understand wanting to keep wogglebug's sexuality open to speculation but it would be nice to see some LGBT2SAAP+ representation and Ozma is long deserving of becoming the beloved transkid that we've been sorely lacking.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Cynthia only seems to respond when one of us gets wogglelore "wrong"...

So hey @WogglebugLover how's it going, hope you're well etc. I've skipped a whole bunch of pages, I know Mister Wogglebug isn't a gay but his voice reminds me of how women who take loads of testosterone and start calling themselves men sound. Is s/he a transbug? Are there any transcreatures in Genoma or Genova or whatever it's called?

(btw you guys I also missed this thread )

NO TRANSGRENDERS ARE ALLOWED IN GENOMA!

 

[Spastic Cologne]

She'll be back, she always comes back.
That or the Raisin Pie Rapist™ has her in his freezer...

 

[Smegma Gaming]

@WogglebugLover
Would it be okay if I made SFM porn of Wogglebug and Frogman? Honest question.

 

[24oz CocaCola]

So...I just read this entire post thread and I have to say, it was insanely entertaining. Frustrating, but entertaining. You can really only watch someone throw good advice back in the faces of well-meaning kiwis so many times before you really start to dislike the cow involved. That is some tier one narcissism. Well done, Cherie; even if someone came to this board not thinking you deserved the vitriol in the beginning, the sheer amount of rude, ill-mannered, entitlement you show in every post really...well it really wins people over to the Kiwi's side of thinking frankly. You really are just like the Wogglebug aren't you?

Gotta say I wasn't expecting the white-knight girlfriend-free boy showing up. Exceedingly creepy manner of talking. Like he thinks everything's a dramatic reading and he's really -doing- something. Amazing.

Hopefully she comes back? I'm genuinely worried dude's worse than she is tbh.

 

[Overcast]

I do hope she’s okay. I genuinely don’t think she’s a bad person, just kind of a stubborn, rude and conceited dumbass with a dream she refuses to let go.

 

[Picklechu]

Cherie will be back (assuming Mama Hapney didn't discover her sending pics of her woggletits to Raisin Pie Retard). She getting her narcissistic attention fix from her "boyfriend" for now, but when he gets bored or she finally realizes that he's a troll/fake/whatever, she'll come back here, since this thread is one of her only means of social interaction or people paying her any sort of attention whatsoever.

Wonkyface's M.O. is actually fairly common - Sockness is probably the most well-known example - but it just so happens to be fairly easy to do with Cherie since she's extremely isolated and craves attention without really caring that much for the source. He wants attention and is a loser with probably unlimited free time, so he inserts himself into Cherie's world, giving her a supply of attention (positive attention at that) while simultaneously being able to "hoard" Cherie and "troll" the thread.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

So...I just read this entire post thread and I have to say, it was insanely entertaining. Frustrating, but entertaining. You can really only watch someone throw good advice back in the faces of well-meaning kiwis so many times before you really start to dislike the cow involved. That is some tier one narcissism. Well done, Cherie; even if someone came to this board not thinking you deserved the vitriol in the beginning, the sheer amount of rude, ill-mannered, entitlement you show in every post really...well it really wins people over to the Kiwi's side of thinking frankly. You really are just like the Wogglebug aren't you?

Gotta say I wasn't expecting the white-knight girlfriend-free boy showing up. Exceedingly creepy manner of talking. Like he thinks everything's a dramatic reading and he's really -doing- something. Amazing.

Hopefully she comes back? I'm genuinely worried dude's worse than she is tbh.

I had the same experience when I read the whole thing one time. Before that point I thought Cherie funny but that people were too mean to her on here. After that point I was like...yeah people were pretty fair and patient all things considered.

She creates great lolcow content though and is harmless, so deluded and petulant as she (like her hero Woggs) might be, I will always be rooting for her. Her success would be the funniest outcome, but even that aside, shes just the best example of an eccentric creator classic lolcow type who hasnt resorted to incest with the demented elderly or threatening violence on critics.

 

[24oz CocaCola]

Cherie will be back (assuming Mama Hapney didn't discover her sending pics of her woggletits to Raisin Pie Retard). She getting her narcissistic attention fix from her "boyfriend" for now, but when he gets bored or she finally realizes that he's a troll/fake/whatever, she'll come back here, since this thread is one of her only means of social interaction or people paying her any sort of attention whatsoever.

Wonkyface's M.O. is actually fairly common - Sockness is probably the most well-known example - but it just so happens to be fairly easy to do with Cherie since she's extremely isolated and craves attention without really caring that much for the source. He wants attention and is a loser with probably unlimited free time, so he inserts himself into Cherie's world, giving her a supply of attention (positive attention at that) while simultaneously being able to "hoard" Cherie and "troll" the thread.

I'm sure you're probably right. It's just that she is so gullible and men who are 'trouble' would find someone that easy to manipulate, and isolate, a real treat. That's the bit that worries me. Hopefully he's a harmless, if creepy, guy.

I had the same experience when I read the whole thing one time. Before that point I thought Cherie funny but that people were too mean to her on here. After that point I was like...yeah people were pretty fair and patient all things considered.

She creates great lolcow content though and is harmless, so deluded and petulant as she (like her hero Woggs) might be, I will always be rooting for her. Her success would be the funniest outcome, but even that aside, shes just the best example of an eccentric creator classic lolcow type who hasnt resorted to incest with the demented elderly or threatening violence on critics.

I honestly think it would be amazing if she succeeded. But I'd really love her to learn some humility before she does. You'd think after the ACTUAL Nigerian scammer she would've but no....

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I had the same experience when I read the whole thing one time. Before that point I thought Cherie funny but that people were too mean to her on here. After that point I was like...yeah people were pretty fair and patient all things considered.

Early on she listened to what we said... kinda. Like in the first movie where we meet the Wogglebug, Sylvie is kneeling down and because of the wonky physics of the app she's using her dress spazzes out for a moment. Cynthia didn't see that and needed us to point it out. Same as the tits on the Mermaid, the elf looking like Link or one shot where the elf's face just twists into some grotesque mask. She changed all those things because we told her. But when it comes to her vision namely on how the Wogglebug should be portrayed she adamantly refuses. And so Woggie comes off as an unpleasant individual.

Of course part of the issue is Cynthia doesn't understand people so she doesn't understand how normal people react to certain things. As a result what she sees as being something positive about the Wogglebug comes off as being obstinate and know-it-all to everybody else.

 

[24oz CocaCola]

Early on she listened to what we said... kinda. Like in the first movie where we meet the Wogglebug, Sylvie is kneeling down and because of the wonky physics of the app she's using her dress spazzes out for a moment. Cynthia didn't see that and needed us to point it out. Same as the tits on the Mermaid, the elf looking like Link or one shot where the elf's face just twists into some grotesque mask. She changed all those things because we told her. But when it comes to her vision namely on how the Wogglebug should be portrayed she adamantly refuses. And so Woggie comes off as an unpleasant individual.

Of course part of the issue is Cynthia doesn't understand people so she doesn't understand how normal people react to certain things. As a result what she sees as being something positive about the Wogglebug comes off as being obstinate and know-it-all to everybody else.

I don't think she could change the Wogglebug regardless. She seems to have a very big problem thinking creatively. The Wogglebug acts just like her because she can't imagine anyone acting any other way unless they're persecuting him/her in which case she's able to give a stunted rendition of what she thinks a bully might be like. Her plot points are hack and have been done a million times in a million different children's cartoons, she's stolen bits from The Neverending Story (if I recall anyway), and even her assets are all simply something she either paid for or swiped for free. I don't think she can deviate from her ready-made plan without some serious distress. That's an autistic trait though, so that's me just supposing given the amount of 'tism she displays.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

I honestly think it would be amazing if she succeeded. But I'd really love her to learn some humility before she does. You'd think after the ACTUAL Nigerian scammer she would've but no....

Nah, I like her better when she's this unnegotiable and overly cocky ball of unlikable and unemployableness. Her attempts at making cartoons using whatever premade assets she can find, with a painfully screechy filter placed on the main characters voice and writing which takes forever to do nothing would just be sad if she was a remotely likeable person.

I don't think she can deviate from her ready-made plan without some serious distress. That's an autistic trait though, so that's me just supposing given the amount of 'tism she displays.

I don't think that's a bad assessment given how adamantly she's been sticking exactly to the plan for her ten plus movie series that she's had for over a decade. In all the nearly five hundred pages and ten years that this thread has existed how many times have you seen her deviate from a plan of hers? At most we've just seen her make slight visual changes to either make things slightly less janky looking or to cover her own ass. She wants to turn her story board rough draft into 24 hours of film content and you bet your ass she's not changing a thing about it besides adding filler.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The Wogglebug acts just like her because she can't imagine anyone acting any other way unless they're persecuting him/her in which case she's able to give a stunted rendition of what she thinks a bully might be like.

And that's one of the biggest issues with it namely she can't write the Wogglebug in a believable way. She's trying to write for a character who is supposed to be smart but she's not smart enough to do so.

I'm actually reminded of a movie called "The Genius Club" which was written and directed by Tim Chey who's a born again Christian. Basic plot is you have a dozen people all with IQs over 200 and are the smartest people in the world... and just so happen to all be not only living in the United States but close enough to where the action takes place. They're recruited by the government to help solve all the world's problems because they're all so smart. The scene where Stephen Baldwin is introduced he's playing chess in the park with some guy who we find out afterwards was something like the chess champion at MIT or some big name University. He gets into a fool's mate. For those that don't know how to play chess this is checkmate within the first five moves or so. The chess champion is astounded by this and can't figure out how it was possible. Everybody who has learned chess has, at one point in their lives, been on the receiving end of one. And a chess champion would have seen it coming from a mile away. That's what we can expect from that movie. The "geniuses" talk like normal people think geniuses talk. They use a lot of big words. Or they demonstrate their genius by solving grade school riddles. You need an actual genius, or one that understands them, if you want to write for them otherwise it comes off as stupid.

That's Cynthia's biggest stumbling block. She's not clever enough to come up with something original. She's not good enough to write Woggie as being so super smart and amazing. Instead she just has people, and Woggie, say how great he is when he really hasn't done anything extraordinary.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

And that's one of the biggest issues with it namely she can't write the Wogglebug in a believable way. She's trying to write for a character who is supposed to be smart but she's not smart enough to do so.

I'm actually reminded of a movie called "The Genius Club" which was written and directed by Tim Chey who's a born again Christian. Basic plot is you have a dozen people all with IQs over 200 and are the smartest people in the world...

That's Cynthia's biggest stumbling block. She's not clever enough to come up with something original. She's not good enough to write Woggie as being so super smart and amazing. Instead she just has people, and Woggie, say how great he is when he really hasn't done anything extraordinary.

It's worse than that, the character who's meant to be the smartest guy in the room is often portrayed as a complete moron who knows less than the child character. He's not even the smartest guy in the special ed class, instead he just comes off as cocky, emotionally immature and no smarter than the rest of Genoma.

As far as writing an intelligent character without being a smart writer a world swap is probably one of the easiest ways to make it happen especially if you make it clear the new world operates on significantly different rules and keep track of what you introduce. You'd be able to mostly handwave his intelligence as a given through a few minutes of his pre-isekai life as a professor and former lawyer then he get's swept off into fantasy land where nothing works like he'd expect and he needs to relearn everything.

Where I think he biggest issue is that she took an intelligent character from a land of nonsense and threw him into a world which is meant to be grounded, so the leniency for ignorance and stupidity is far lower compared to if she had her own set of rules for how things work that the viewer will half the time have forgotten about the specifics of or just never had the observational skills to really notice in the first place

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Where I think he biggest issue is that she took an intelligent character from a land of nonsense and threw him into a world which is meant to be grounded, so the leniency for ignorance and stupidity is far lower compared to if she had her own set of rules for how things work that the viewer will half the time have forgotten about the specifics of or just never had the observational skills to really notice in the first place

Cynthia’s bizarre insistence on her fantasy world being more “grounded“ than Oz will never cease to bewilder me. It’s like the super-autistic baby-brain version of low fantasy. Stoned Dance of the Wogglebug

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Cherie never stopped posting in the Wogglecord btw, you might have just missed it. Her messages are kind of infrequent (most recent was yesterday), I think she is probably spending a lot of time talking to @Wogglebugisntgay in a private chat so is spending less time in the server.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Cherie never stopped posting in the Wogglecord btw, you might have just missed it. Her messages are kind of infrequent (most recent was yesterday), I think she is probably spending a lot of time talking to @Wogglebugisntgay in a private chat so is spending less time in the server.

Thanks for that, I'm glad she's still alive.

I haven't had any deviant/horrifying stickers for a while but I hope she puts her teeth in when they're having weird wogglecybersex

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Cherie never stopped posting in the Wogglecord btw, you might have just missed it. Her messages are kind of infrequent (most recent was yesterday),

Oh thank the bug!

Yeah totally missed it tucked between seemingly endless banal comments made by Raisin Reject about coffee or some shit
and kiwis subtly poking fun at Bummerbug.

Plus it seems that she's just too exceptional to have figured out how to make herself an admin on her own Discord, so she really just blends in with all the other Woggleheads and kiwis alike.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Plus it seems that she's just too exceptional to have figured out how to make herself an admin on her own Discord, so she really just blends in with all the other Woggleheads and kiwis alike.

Well if anyone had any doubts she's still actively checking this thread...as of this morning....

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Well if anyone had any doubts she's still actively checking this thread...as of this morning....
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The system works...

Spoiler: Some interesting "fan" art posted to the server