The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[one_time_user]

I don't understand the chicken. what is in it? What... is the white sauce? *please don't answer that*

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

can't they just- PUT A DAMN CEILING ON IT? maybe a retractable shade at night to keep that in? that's obnoxious.

this plus alpacashwitz in the same town, no good

Retractable roofs are very expensive for something that size. In places that have regulations they just do it in enclosed buildings, but they don't get that free sunshine. That's why they look for these rural places. They know small counties don't have regulations for for this kind of thing and they can away with murder.

 

[Russketeer]

I don't understand the chicken. what is in it? What... is the white sauce? *please don't answer that*

They are probably velveting the meat by adding corn starch/corn flour to the marinating meat. They mix a bunch of random stuff together like frat boys. Gonna be hard to stir fry without bulk propane. I bet self sufficient off grid survival minded folks could start a cooking fire or have Coleman fuel and stoves on hand.

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

Chef Phillip with another corn syrup abomination
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Larping as an Irish again
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I bet Fedpost J tried to build a bomb
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So you didn't pay your bill and Kevin is too lazy to walk to the mailbox so you didn't see the final notice. And the propane company came armed because you bunch are the town nuts who constantly fed post, both online & in real life. So now that there's no gas, how long till Penny bails?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That's not how propane works.

The tank is BIG and it's on the ground. Like it's the size of a bathtub or a couch and built like a bomb. The thing is heavy and needs a small crane to lift.

You order the delivery and they come with a truck and fill up the outdoor tank like a gas tank and if the tank is empty then you have to pay them to come out again. How fast you go through the tank is up to you, and if there's still gas in there then you're good. I think you can get charged by the month but that's to avoid a nasty lump sum. If you run out then you are a loser and you need to pay the man to get more.

The propane delivery wants your business, they want you as a customer. It costs money to go get the tank back. Then they have a tank sitting at their lot that nobody is using.

This is like the water company ripping out the main for non-payment.

What the fuck did these people do to get their propane tank repo'd?

 

[AMHOLIO]

What the fuck did these people do to get their propane tank repo'd?

Unless Penny started making fedpost IRL it would have to either be a money issue or (the slimmest chance) a scam issue. It's August, so they don't have much time to fix this.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Who knew that acting like paranoid schizos towards the locals would ever backfire

 

[Swiss46]

(the slimmest chance) a scam issue

Never doubt a junkie's abilities when it comes to hustling money. They might not be able to hold a normal job, but they will put in an inordinate amount of effort and time into stealing from people. I've seen a dope head who bought a fucking flatbed to help him gather scrap.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Also note well that this isn't just the heat, it's the stove and the hot water.

I am pretty sure this could get them red-tagged in a bunch of places.

Edit: It's 53 and raining there right now. 12 for furriners.

They're going to have a bad day tomorrow.

 

[Oxyjen]

That's not how propane works.

The tank is BIG and it's on the ground. Like it's the size of a bathtub or a couch and built like a bomb. The thing is heavy and needs a small crane to lift.

You order the delivery and they come with a truck and fill up the outdoor tank like a gas tank and if the tank is empty then you have to pay them to come out again. How fast you go through the tank is up to you, and if there's still gas in there then you're good. I think you can get charged by the month but that's to avoid a nasty lump sum. If you run out then you are a loser and you need to pay the man to get more.

The propane delivery wants your business, they want you as a customer. It costs money to go get the tank back. Then they have a tank sitting at their lot that nobody is using.

This is like the water company ripping out the main for non-payment.

What the fuck did these people do to get their propane tank repo'd?

Exactly. This is really quite strange. And they are totally fucked without propane, being “self sufficient” as they are.
At least the stove can finally RIP in peace.

 

[Oxyjen]

Also note well that this isn't just the heat, it's the stove and the hot water.

I strongly suspect it’s most of their electricity in wintertime, too.

Unless Penny started making fedpost IRL it would have to either be a money issue or (the slimmest chance) a scam issue. It's August, so they don't have much time to fix this.

I have to wonder if Bonnie has something to do with this.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I have to wonder if Bonnie has something to do with this.

My first thought (if it isn't a huge grift) was that they finally pissed off the locals enough for them to take action to force them out, but you're right - trannies usually fuck each other over (since they can't actually fuck due to HRT and un-dilated amholes)

 

[AMHOLIO]

I have to wonder if Bonnie has something to do with this.

Holy shit, has the subtle war tensions fully escalated into a cold troon war (literally for the Pennis gang)?

Big question: will this hurt the alpacas? I could see Bonnie screwing the animals over too. Crashing the plane with no furvivors.

 

[Prolego]

Smells like the next grift to me. Here's this group of paranoid, armed loonies, on the lookout every day for "the fash" yet some rando rolls up with no official documentation and just carts off their propane tank. Because he had a gun. They open carry everywhere, practice drills all the time, and even built a home range, but the first time a man with a gun turns up at the door they fold. Did they not suspect that it might be Earl with a fake moustache?
Anyway, I thought that with these things you paid a huge "deposit" up front which wqas just about the cost if you were to buy it, then booked and paid for deliveries as necessary. We'll soon see, because we know how shit they are at keeping up with their own lies. Here's the tank in the middle of their yard.


And here's Michael's update on their patreon yesterday promising lots of new photos and videos.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/small-public-71268155

How long can they avoid photos of that spot?

edit - why didn't I just Google this first.

Cost to rent a propane tank​

Renting a propane tank costs $50 to $200 per year on average, depending on the size, location, and supplier. Leasing a propane tank typically includes free installation and repairs but requires a minimum annual propane-usage amount. Plus, refills must come from the same company at higher propane rates.


Cost to rent a propane tank

Tank size	Yearly cost
250-gallon	$50 – $75
500-gallon	$60 – $180
1,000-gallon	$90 – $200

The top companies that lease propane tanks are:

• AmeriGas
• Ferrellgas
• Suburban Propane

Some propane leasing companies have a minimum order of 100 gallons.

Above-Ground Propane Tank Price​

Above-ground propane tank prices range from $400 for a 100-gallon tank, $1,200 for a 250-gallon tank, $1,500 to install a 500-gallon tank, and approximately $3,100 for a 1,000-gallon tank. It’s better to install an above-ground propane tank if your property is in an area with frequent flooding. There can be a problem with the tank “floating, causing the tank to shift or float if the water rises above the propane level in your tank. [3]


Above-ground propane tank prices revolve mainly around the size of the tank purchased, the amount of gas it holds, and whether it’s new, empty, used, or full. Prices can range from $700–$2,500.

https://homeguide.com/costs/propane-tank-cost

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Smells like the next grift to me. Here's this group of paranoid, armed loonies, on the lookout every day for "the fash" yet some rando rolls up with no official documentation and just carts off their propane tank. Because he had a gun. They open carry everywhere, practice drills all the time, and even built a home range, but the first time a man with a gun turns up at the door they fold. Did they not suspect that it might be Earl with a fake moustache?

This actually was my first thought, that the "armed crew" was also just open carrying. Probably one dude on it, maybe forgot to take his gun off when they headed out to do the job or something.

The Tranch obviously should have rolled out per their drills and fired on the propane tank as it was being driven away until it exploded to show the Kiwi Farms what happens if you try to get on their property again.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The Tranch obviously should have rolled out per their drills and fired on the propane tank as it was being driven away until it exploded to show the Kiwi Farms what happens if you try to get on their property again.

"WHO'S THE FLAMER NOW, EARL???"

 

[Trianon]

What the fuck did these people do to get their propane tank repo'd?

Maybe bragging about shooting anyone who set foot on their property in a national publication?

 

[EyeBP]

Grow ops put out a huge amount of light. And it's in spectra that is even more intrusive than most residential light. It's been an issue in other towns and rural areas.

This is light pollution from a grow op near the small town of Snowflake, Arizona:
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And this is a tomato farm in Sweden:
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Thats true but from my own experience i cannot understand why they are not sealing for light which means it doesn't escape. In minecraft i always used a good double layer black plastic (panda plastic which is white on one side and black on the other is the absolute best imo assuming u also either have a white grow space or line it with good reflective mylar) to ensure no light gets in because sure i want to veg in a 24/7 light cycle (only certain portions of the spectrum. You can do better than the sun) but when the time comes for forced flowering i want pitch black when the lights are off and outside light leaking in fucks your flowering big time (you also want to change the light spectrum for flowering).

Also light leaks are beacons for the cops because of the colour.

Just to add though in minecraft I have never tried in in a greenhouse with transparent sides only buildings with solid, non-light permeable walls so you just have to seal windows, cracks and make sure to have a lightproof door to the grow space.

Final point and sry for the sperging but going screen-of-green is way better than growing lots and lots of tall plants if you are growing indoors and don't forget the pk 13/14 for fat ass buds. Just saying...

If the tranchers were not dumbasses they are in a primo location for a covert grow op and could be making huge bank.

 

[The Final Troondown]

He cracks eggs. According to him, he's performing a valuable (troon) community service. Someone's got to groom the mentally infirm into chopping off their fun parts, it may as well be him.

Cracking eggs is such a poor idea for the tranch
Every time someone reads one of his tweets and goes 'I KNOW IM ACTUALLY A LADY!' they make the immediate crossover from Ally (paypig, must defer to troons) to full fledged troons who have their own rights to open a go grift me and speak up without being shouted down. This means less money and attention for the tranch

 

[Neko GF]

Larping as an Irish again
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This nigga is in his 40's and still trying larping as some kind of badass anarchist with IRA ties. Embarrassing. Made up IRA ties won't make the tranch sustainable or successful.

It should also go without saying that odds are that Philip hasn't set foot in NI in the last decade.