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I hear the new season is going to be amazing
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
You expect Luke to go out and place himself into potential danger or even slight confrontation?
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If there is money and opression points on the line. What else does the dickless man have to gain in life. No sexual pleasure and sure as shit no family.
notafederalagent said:
Stochastic terrorism got old.
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I hear they lost interest after 13.
 
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Lucas. Some advice, in good faith. I know your reading this thread. Please think about this:

NI is not Canada. It's one of the poorest places in the UK. It's fractious.

People in NI have lived with the threat of violence hanging over them for decades. You can literally cross a street and be in 'the wrong part of town' - and only find out after you've been jumped.

Please think this IRL livestream BS through. As much as we like to laugh at your attention whoring and twitter god-complex, we don't want your pronouns to become 'was / were'. There is a difference between some sperg/lurker shitposting your location on 4chan and rubbing up some locals the wrong way and getting your shit kicked in IRL, or worse.

It was only a week ago when you were bitching about how things have 'escalated' infront of a green screen.... If you put a foot wrong in parts of Belfast this will not go well.

I know you're a leech who needs those neetbux, but it's not worth your safety.

Plus we're all enjoying the Lucas tard show too much, and don't want it to end. :story:
 
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Pargon said:
If you’re looking for a fundamental reason why so many media outlets are jumping on this site, there’s your answer. A repository of conflicting evidence to stories woven is how they become most easily unraveled, and yes, I know I’m sounding like a giant faggot referring to KiwiFarms as a beacon of truth but you know what, that’s what they’ve pushed the internet to. We’re just a lighthouse full of retards set on an ever-crumbling cliff and all we want to do is see the ships come in safely so the sailors can come ashore and laugh with us at the village idiot.
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🎵 they will know we are Kiwis by our lulz, by our lulz/yes they'll know we are Kiwis by our lulz! 🎵
 
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The Line said:
The backpack for the upcoming keffals IRL stream was commissioned from Murray.
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Lucas will be walking around in this. It apparently cost $1,600.
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Can’t wait for everyone to tell her to stop filming. Wonder if we’ll get something like that spear being thrown at a drone.
SassyDispatch said:
Damn bro. Keffals clearly living under the delusion that Europe is as safe and progressive as small town Cananda.
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Is Keffals wrong? She’s in Western Europe.
 
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Is Keffals wrong? She’s in Western Europe.
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It's as @CalmMoorhen said:
CalmMoorhen said:
It's one of the poorest places in the UK. It's fractious.
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If you grew up in a rough area you know this one. If you fit in and look like you can defend yourself everyone is really nice. If you go to the wrong place however someone SUPER nice will walk over all smiles and ask for your wallet with a knife in hand. Good luck telling them no.
 
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"I'm so terrified of the atalkers I had to flee the continent but I'm going to walk around with a $1,400 camera setup strapped to my chest."

"Joshua Moon lives in his mother's basement... What, a job? No, I've never had one. I've lived off welfare all my adult life."

"#DropKiwiFarms is so influential and successful that CloudFlare told us to fuck off and that they regret dropping 8chan and the Daily Stromer."

"I'm so oppressed as a trans woman that I have interviews with Vice and NPR alongside dozens of articles written by various multimillion dollar news corporations to echo my talking points."

"Doxxing is immoral but if you dissent against me in any way I'll post your name and picture online, contact your employers and ruin you."

"Destiny is a rapist for stealthing... Disclose to my partners that I'm a tranny? Why would I do that?"

>Claims to be woman
>Is man

>Claims to be Clara
>Is Lucas

And the list goes on forever. Hypocrisy thy name is Lucas. Anybody who donates money to this walking contradiction deserves to lose it.
 
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New Account said:
Keffals is a dumb fuck. This is some ice poseidon shit. Why the fuck would anyone irl stream when the internet has made a game out of locating you. I just hope keffals isnt a complete retard and decides to go to a restaraunt. Of course if its part of the grift then keffals is a sociopath.
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Of course its part of the grift. He wants something to happen so he can cry transphobia and get some neet bucks to spend on taco bell and grooming catboys.
 
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CalmMoorhen said:
Lucas. Some advice, in good faith. I know your reading this thread. Please think about this:

NI is not Canada. It's one of the poorest places in the UK. It's fractious.

People in NI have lived with the threat of violence hanging over them for decades. You can literally cross a street and be in 'the wrong part of town' - and only find out after you've been jumped.

Please think this IRL livestream BS through. As much as we like to laugh at your attention whoring and twitter god-complex, we don't want your pronouns to become 'was / were'. There is a difference between some sperg/lurker shitposting your location on 4chan and rubbing up some locals the wrong way and getting your shit kicked in IRL, or worse.

It was only a week ago when you were bitching about how things have 'escalated' infront of a green screen.... If you put a foot wrong in parts of Belfast this will not go well.

I know you're a leech who needs those neetbux, but it's not worth your safety.

Plus we're all enjoying the Lucas tard show too much, and don't want it to end. :story:
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Lucas wants to get jumped and is inviting it. As long as he doesn't die, he will sympathy-whore himself to no end and would milk as much exposure out of it as possible. You would see dozens of hospital selfies and gay shit like "I....will NOT be silenced!" type of posts. Also be prepared to see a drunk homeless man who doesn't even own a computer or a football hooligan be granted the title of "violent kiwifarms user" when this happens. :tomgirl:
 
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