Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Meat Target]

Out of curiosity why is every trannies favorite word these past two weeks been ontologically. Orson Zedd, that stupid Batemen meme, Keffals, I didn’t bother screenshotting/archiving but there was a twitter thread where like a third of the people were using the term ontologically like they’d been saying it since childbirth.
It’s like they wanna use every 50 cent word possible.

They're midwits trying to sound smart with big, fancy words.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

faked the swatting, the 4chan posts, etc, then it would be a very bad position to be put into long term

He lied about the police pointing a gun at his face, then changed the story to meeting them in the hallway, guns still loaded.

The police came out with an official statement debunking it.

Keffals does not give a shit about his image long term

Lurk more.

 

[Xastur]

Out of curiosity why is every trannies favorite word these past two weeks been ontologically. Orson Zedd, that stupid Batemen meme, Keffals, I didn’t bother screenshotting/archiving but there was a twitter thread where like a third of the people were using the term ontologically like they’d been saying it since childbirth.
It’s like they wanna use every 50 cent word possible.

Because they are terminally online NPCs. It's not even a meme or joke. The actual origin is they heard it during some vaush/destiny drama during the doomerpolitics video on what a piece of shit vaush is so they just project it back on people they don't like. This is simply what they do with everything.

 

[LennyBards]

LADS
I'M JUST SAYING

Family Guy Stewie follows fat people with tuba

Season 5, Episode 16 No Chris Left BehindThe family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

www.youtube.com

 

[smarty_snoops]

Out of curiosity why is every trannies favorite word these past two weeks been ontologically. Orson Zedd, that stupid Batemen meme, Keffals, I didn’t bother screenshotting/archiving but there was a twitter thread where like a third of the people were using the term ontologically like they’d been saying it since childbirth.
It’s like they wanna use every 50 cent word possible.

Faggot Vaush fans.

 

[Geoffrey Leonard]

Wheres that video of Keffals saying that he's grabbing people's IP who go to his site?

 

[Ass Monkey]

Also, “my phone doesn’t work” ?

What kind of shitty, dog ate my homework kind of excuse is that?

e: dog, not dong.

He is a troon. His family is ashamed of him and he has no IRL friends. Who is he going to call? He only needs Internet to get his ass pats from the bird app.

 

[Random Internet Person]

If this retard seriously thinks they're going to be able to have an IRL streaming career in Ireland of all places, North or South, then they really are delusional beyond even standard tranny levels. One guy tried that where I'm from years ago, he lasted about a week before he had his gear stolen and his shit kicked in for being an obnoxious spaz.

The best piece of advice Null ever gave was when he told the Gunt that he wouldn't survive anywhere else other than North America, as it's far more tolerant of retards than anywhere else on Earth, and that rings true here.

Granted, if he keeps his head down and is just respectful to people and their land/property then he shouldn't have any problems, so long as he avoids dodgier areas. But this is Keffals we're talking about so I wouldn't hold my breath.

And besides, he wouldn't last in our countryside, it's literally untouched and empty, no glamping spots or dilation stations. Just field upon field inhabited by racist religious farmers.

I can’t wait to see this test of how much NI has changed since the signing of the Good Friday Agreement.

 

[Cat Bread]

Tweet || Nitter || Archive

TIL we might be bioluminescent alphabet agents.

 

[OldGuy]

At least ralph hasn't trooned out yet.

That depends how you look at it Ralph has 4 tits and something in front that looks like a vagina...

Mabye he's a rare case where the body morphs before the mind...

 

[Collections Agent]

This is literally just DSP if he got his start by grooming kids on discord instead of being terrible at video games

 

[Walter White]

I can’t wait to see this test of how much NI has changed since the signing of the Good Friday Agreement.

He needs to be careful, despite the Good Friday Agreement the IRA are still a real thing. Here's a photo of a notorious member who get's drunk all the time and heckles anyone who he thinks is a protestant.

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

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TIL we might be bioluminescent alphabet agents.

Yet we’re the site of conspiracy theorists whenever someone needs to correct the record about the evidence in Byuu’s “death”.
Take meds schizo.

 

[KingFriko]

He lied about the police pointing a gun at his face, then changed the story to meeting them in the hallway, guns still loaded.

The police came out with an official statement debunking it.

Keffals does not give a shit about his image long term

Lurk more.

Well, I meant that it happened at all because of an "anonymous" threat was more the "fucked up" part, hence the quotes. Don't tell me to lurk more because you can't read. But, I see your point as well. Frankly, I don't care either way because Lucas is damned to eternal hellfire anyway, was just food for thought.

 

[Walter White]

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TIL we might be bioluminescent alphabet agents.

K-kiwi bros...? Are we the glowniggers?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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- Lucas posts phone message from dubious source
- Kiwis: "Why is he posting it yet? Why did he hold it back?"
- Lucas reacts why he hold it back

What a coincidence.

 

[Telemeter]

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LADS
I'M JUST SAYING

Family Guy Stewie follows fat people with tuba

Season 5, Episode 16 No Chris Left BehindThe family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

www.youtube.com

I loved tracking Ralph in real time as he ubered literally to the other side of Lisbon on the KF chat, and watching him sit down and ordering a single drink before desperately chugging it down and asking for the check as soon as he found out the place was doxed.

I wonder if this will be a repeat.

Like tanny, like gunt.

 

[deso2y]

That depends how you look at it Ralph has 4 tits and something in front that looks like a vagina...

Mabye he's a rare case where the body morphs before the mind...

Would you rather stick your dick in Ralph's WAP or Lucas' Axe wound? I think I know the answer.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Lucas. Some advice, in good faith. I know your reading this thread. Please think about this:

NI is not Canada. It's one of the poorest places in the UK. It's fractious.

People in NI have lived with the threat of violence hanging over them for decades. You can literally cross a street and be in 'the wrong part of town' - and only find out after you've been jumped.

Please think this IRL livestream BS through. As much as we like to laugh at your attention whoring and twitter god-complex, we don't want your pronouns to become 'was / were'. There is a difference between some sperg/lurker shitposting your location on 4chan and rubbing up some locals the wrong way and getting your shit kicked in IRL, or worse.

It was only a week ago when you were bitching about how things have 'escalated' infront of a green screen.... If you put a foot wrong in parts of Belfast this will not go well.

I know you're a leech who needs those neetbux, but it's not worth your safety.

Plus we're all enjoying the Lucas tard show too much, and don't want it to end.

>inb4 a local gets accused of being an undercover kiwi terroris-

Oh

Oh noooo

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

OK now it makes sense. This was a plan, I gotta give it to Lucas this is smart.

He's going to IRL stream? This is planned 100%, his roommate's TikTok was FILLED with videos of locals calling him a faggot and screaming slurs at him for being gay. Locals who have NOTHING to do with being kiwi farmers, but I'm sure the grift is to walk around belfast and dublin, get screamed at by kids calling them faggots and gay bastards and to GTFO. It will be 100000% blamed on us, the footage will be used to further the grift. I archived some of the videos in the thread previously.