Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I think Keffal's GFM is going to come back to haunt them. Clearly thinking ahead isn;t their strong suit, and due to the nature of the fund, I think people are going to get antsy when Keffals doesn't produce a lolsuit. They have made so many enemies in such a shirt period of time, I guarantee people will try and get him in trouble for his grift. He'll always have the die hard troons at his beck and call, but he will absolutely lose any casual support
 
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Keffals' tweeting about how their collective efforts are tanking cloudflare's stock.... Except the S&P 500 and the market as a whole have the same movement.
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Maybe someone should tell it that informing the police in advance doesn't help with their response times rofl
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oh lucas..poor..stupid..stupid lucas... ip2 is gonna looove you.





also i just gotta ask is this what denial is like for lucas? cloudflare told him to fuck off so now he is just desprately grasping at anything he can to act like hes winning. "b..but guys we are winning see the stocks went down that means we win r..right?" "kiwifarms is totally falling apart now guys they are so scared of me i swear"

nobody here gives a single fuck about you lucas. you do stupid shit and we laugh that is all this is. once you stop doing stupid shit or at least get boring we will move on. thats how it works. you lost get over it. if you wanna protect trans lives and trans kids and all that how about starting by not giving them fucking bathtub chemicals that they could be allergic to or mix up wrong and die from? how about teaching them to accept themselves as they are before pushing them to transition? or or what about advocating for better mental health especially for young kids? nah better just give them collars and chemicals so they can be your obedient little catboys eh?

we are not going anywhere rather you like it or not. this place will always exist. so get used to it BUUUUT if you wanna obsess over this website so much maybe go read some threads in fact might i suggest a thread about a certain hypnotist? they kinda remind me of you honestly i would not be surprised if you knew eachother.
 
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It's very sneakily worded in its intent.
He calls it a legal fund, but that's a very vague description of something.
He wrote that he was 'victimized by the London Police Services' implying that the legal fund is to pursue them in court for it.
He originally describes the reason WHY he needs donations with the following line

>I have been subject to emotional damages, financial damages, blatant violations of the Human Rights Act and discrimination against me on the basis of gender identity and expression.

which seems to be referring to his original story about how the police treated him. (even though the police's statement about this treatment calls Keffals dishonest and calls his account of the wellness check essentially dishonest)

He wouldn't be able to pursue legal action for restitution based on the Human Rights Act against anyone outside of Canada, since it's a law that only covers Canadian jurisdiction. So that indicates that the purpose of the gofundme as of September 1st is apparently for building a legal fund to sue the cops.

he mentions the discrimination against him on the basis of gender identity, which he talked about the cops doing with him in the video at length.

he mentions his fiance's doctorate being affected since the cops took their computers in his statement as to why he needs donations.

I think this would be enough to convince any (non-pozzed) Judge that the gonfundme donations were explicitly labeled as being for the purpose of building a legal fund to fight the London Police Services in court.

his update text definitely makes a U-turn on that and unfortunately includes the line

>I am keeping the GoFundMe up, but all donations are going directly to my legal fund which I will be using to seek justice.

so I read that as 'ALL DONATIONS' are going to the legal fund. It just seems that in his current description of the legal fund, the target has changed from London Police Services to I guess KiwiFarms and/or Cloudflare.

I think if this ever had to be ruled upon in a court under the conditions of a lawsuit, it would be an uphill battle to try to prove that he didn't misappropriate funds gathered for the purpose of mounting a legal defense against a police department.

(sorry for the mucho texto)
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I was just going to post this, Archive https://archive.ph/EsLB5
Naturally, I do not know Canadian Law, but, in the States, this is FRAUD. I noticed Lucas is including his male fiancé in this, but he didn't go to Ireland as well? Also, ha said fiancé donated 5 bucks. I also did a quick search on Alex and if the same person (same school and city) he got his Ph.d in 2021
 
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Hey guys, newfag here again and today I bring you something interesting.
I like to use the fediverse (which is a federated network of servers running something similar to twitter), well anyways today I came across something very special. One of my friendos posted this screenshot that got me interested in a certain user on a relatively new instance called howlr.me (furry instance idk)

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It looked like some demented troon making a dumb shitpost about Null, so I looked at their howlr profile and found some very interesting things.

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It looked like they are caught up in this whole Keffals saga :lol:

So I decided to checkout their pinned post on their profile and oh boy did I find an interesting wall of text
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So it appears that our furry friend is actually that one mentally ill guy from the "On All Levels Except Physical I am a Wolf" clip that's on youtube. :lol:
Of course, they also have a Twitter profile as well, so I took a archive of their profile on Nitter (don't like browsing Twitter without it)

They also conveniently link their howlr profile as well so we know it's them.

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What's that, they have #DropKiwifarms on their username and are sperging out about cloudflare too? :o

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What does our friend look like now you might wonder? Well here you go :)

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Anyways, just wanted to share a little chuckle with you guys on the interwebs.

Here's some bonus funny posts on their fedi profile :lol:

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Apologies for the poor formatting, anyways hope you guys got a good chuckle just as I have
 
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These duplicitous cunts will say anything for digital updoots on twitter. As if any notable company updated entire network infrastructure due to Keffals' chimpout. The entire market is down at the moment lmfao but you can take a guess as to how many of them googled that :chicken:.
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None of them give a shit about peeling back the layers to see that cloudflare was in danger of going under $40 just two months ago. No, it's a juicy narrative and I guarantee you Keffals is going to claim that he caused a company to lose billions of dollars because hey, it makes for a great soundbyte.

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jallsballs said:
ask anyone that uses the phrase stochastic terrorism to use the word stochasitc in a sentence without terrorism and youll just get a response that has been lifted from wikipedia
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Tried searching it up, and it's a neologism.
It's earliest mention is 2018, it was lastly updated a few days ago. Like, buzzwords are so easy to create in this era where you can compress extremely complex ideas in 250 characters.
See for yourself:
"character hijacking"
"arbitrary bullying"
"coincidental disturbance"
"spontaneous unrest"
I can go on forever.
 
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Kroner said:
Hey guys, newfag here again and today I bring you something interesting.
I like to use the fediverse (which is a federated network of servers running something similar to twitter), well anyways today I came across something very special. One of my friendos posted this screenshot that got me interested in a certain user on a relatively new instance called howlr.me (furry instance idk)

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It looked like some demented troon making a dumb shitpost about Null, so I looked at their howlr profile and found some very interesting things.

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It looked like they are caught up in this whole Keffals saga :lol:

So I decided to checkout their pinned post on their profile and oh boy did I find an interesting wall of text
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So it appears that our furry friend is actually that one mentally ill guy from the "On All Levels Except Physical I am a Wolf" clip that's on youtube. :lol:
Of course, they also have a Twitter profile as well, so I took a archive of their profile on Nitter (don't like browsing Twitter without it)

They also conveniently link their howlr profile as well so we know it's them.

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What's that, they have #DropKiwifarms on their username and are sperging out about cloudflare too? :o

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What does our friend look like now you might wonder? Well here you go :)

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Anyways, just wanted to share a little chuckle with you guys on the interwebs.

Here's some bonus funny posts on their fedi profile :lol:

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Apologies for the poor formatting, anyways hope you guys got a good chuckle just as I have
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Yeah, he was sperging out in the telegram chat as well...convinced himself that we were all seething and he was winning while we were taking the piss out of him and laughing our arses off.
Utterly delusional.
 
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Soda Popinski said:
Who's gonna volunteer as tribute?
Also does he not know that the chud who showed up outside his house was from 4chan? Or he's probably just misleading his audience since they just take his word as gospel
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If the person outside didn't scream :julay: then it's not us. That's it.
 
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Kroner said:
Hey guys, newfag here again and today I bring you something interesting.
I like to use the fediverse (which is a federated network of servers running something similar to twitter), well anyways today I came across something very special. One of my friendos posted this screenshot that got me interested in a certain user on a relatively new instance called howlr.me (furry instance idk)

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It looked like some demented troon making a dumb shitpost about Null, so I looked at their howlr profile and found some very interesting things.

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It looked like they are caught up in this whole Keffals saga :lol:

So I decided to checkout their pinned post on their profile and oh boy did I find an interesting wall of text
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So it appears that our furry friend is actually that one mentally ill guy from the "On All Levels Except Physical I am a Wolf" clip that's on youtube. :lol:
Of course, they also have a Twitter profile as well, so I took a archive of their profile on Nitter (don't like browsing Twitter without it)

They also conveniently link their howlr profile as well so we know it's them.

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What's that, they have #DropKiwifarms on their username and are sperging out about cloudflare too? :o

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What does our friend look like now you might wonder? Well here you go :)

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Anyways, just wanted to share a little chuckle with you guys on the interwebs.

Here's some bonus funny posts on their fedi profile :lol:

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Apologies for the poor formatting, anyways hope you guys got a good chuckle just as I have
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Alot of this stuff he posted himself on the telegram during the downtime (the song specifically), though I haven't seen it posted on here yet, so thats nice. Okami is truly delusional, and uses WAY to much eyeliner
 
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Kroner said:
Hey guys, newfag here again and today I bring you something interesting.
I like to use the fediverse (which is a federated network of servers running something similar to twitter), well anyways today I came across something very special. One of my friendos posted this screenshot that got me interested in a certain user on a relatively new instance called howlr.me (furry instance idk)

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It looked like some demented troon making a dumb shitpost about Null, so I looked at their howlr profile and found some very interesting things.

View attachment 3668981 (archive)
It looked like they are caught up in this whole Keffals saga :lol:

So I decided to checkout their pinned post on their profile and oh boy did I find an interesting wall of text
View attachment 3668995View attachment 3668996 (archive)
So it appears that our furry friend is actually that one mentally ill guy from the "On All Levels Except Physical I am a Wolf" clip that's on youtube. :lol:
Of course, they also have a Twitter profile as well, so I took a archive of their profile on Nitter (don't like browsing Twitter without it)

They also conveniently link their howlr profile as well so we know it's them.

View attachment 3669029 (archive)


What's that, they have #DropKiwifarms on their username and are sperging out about cloudflare too? :o

View attachment 3669035(archive)


What does our friend look like now you might wonder? Well here you go :)

View attachment 3669054 (archive)

Anyways, just wanted to share a little chuckle with you guys on the interwebs.

Here's some bonus funny posts on their fedi profile :lol:

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View attachment 3669073 (archive)


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Apologies for the poor formatting, anyways hope you guys got a good chuckle just as I have
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lol
 
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