Not Just Bikes / r/fuckcars / Urbanists / New Urbanism / Car-Free / Anti-Car - People and grifters who hate personal transport, freedom, cars, roads, suburbs, and are obsessed with city planning and urban design

Sam Hyde is in the somewhat unique position where he can argue that his whole life is performance art and satire/ironic so you can never take anything he says seriously.
Also the context of saying it during a post game victory callout, doing a purposefully shitty impression of Conor McGregor

Still, I would like to add that I will as well be going to kill Hassan Piker, in Los Angeles, at his house
 
Also the context of saying it during a post game victory callout, doing a purposefully shitty impression of Conor McGregor

Still, I would like to add that I will as well be going to kill Hassan Piker, in Los Angeles, at his house
The pun Hasan head on a Pike-er is such low hanging fruit. It's almost as if retarded leftists want to be punching bags in some sort of weird sexual deviancy.
 
These people are actually unhinged if they think cars are death machines. Yes vehicles can kill but so can everything. If you tried hard enough you could probably murder someone with a plastic spoon. Pretty much all vehicle related incidents involve one or more persons being a fucking retard and not paying attention, and that it their fault and no one elses.

But sure, everyone driving a car is a potential mass murderer that that Wakeusha black supremacist. These guys literally use the same arguments as gun grabber types. Even the ones that realize you can't ban all vehicles are these types of people, I wouldn't be surprised if they want to revive the Pony Express in order to justify an 'eco-friendly' way to transport food and goods long distances to stores even though that would be far more expensive than trucks are, even if you somehow involve trains along the way.

Then again these people are all pro-urban bugmen who can't fathom shit being more than a 15 minute walk from where you live.
 
This is an accident waiting to happen. And if it does happen, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
I'd also like to see this person try that in Detroit or another de-gentrified neighbourhood.
I wonder how long they'll last before their TV is involved in an impromptu "yard sale" where it is "sold" for free to an unknown "buyer".
 
Them using NIMBY as a slur is disturbing and extremely telling of these people's true authoritarian intentions. Why yes, I do care about what happens in my neighborhood more than the neighborhoods surrounding me. Why yes, I will object to you shoving crap into my backyard that I don't want. Do I not have the right to advocate for my own interests above someone else's? There is a big difference between someone that won't take your rights away out of a moral center, and someone that won't do it merely because they lack the means to do so. I know accusing lefties of being commies is almost a bad cliche at this point, but their obsession with putting the collective above the individual's preferences pushes it into not even being a joke anymore, just an apt comparison.
Isn't it funny how much these types will otherwise sperg on about how we need to have a sense of "community", but then when people actually start caring about their neighborhoods enough to not want them messed with by others who don't have to live there, that's somehow a bad thing? 🤔
 
Isn't it funny how much these types will otherwise sperg on about how we need to have a sense of "community", but then when people actually start caring about their neighborhoods enough to not want them messed with by others who don't have to live there, that's somehow a bad thing? 🤔
These people, as I've slowly grown to realise during the past 6 - 7 years, hold the same totalitarian and oxymoronic views as the rest of their ilk.
  • Save the climate! (but China and India can do whatever they want!)
  • Ghettos are bad! (but gentrification is worse!)
  • All lives are equal! (but Black lives are more equal than white lives!)
  • Meat is bad! (but some unnatural soy-infused monstrosity cooked in a lab is good!)
They have one braincell for every ten that exist. There is no point trying to be pragmatic with them. They lack the mental capacity.

Major protip: "It's for the good of the planet" or the many derivatives that these people spew are not valid excuses to play the role of ecofascists that want to ban private car ownership. But do keep trying to play your pseudo-altruistic card, it'll be all the more satisfying when we start running you pricks over.
 
So fuck you if you live in a dense area and want a mattress delivered then? or any other large item.
These are the same people that lobby for bike lanes everywhere and then complain when a delivery truck parks in them because the loading zone no longer exists. They don't think that far ahead.
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These are the same people that lobby for bike lanes everywhere and then complain when a delivery truck parks in them because the loading zone no longer exists. They don't think that far ahead.
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Those "urbanists" are the most entitled pricks to ever blight the face of the Earth.
 
These are the same people that lobby for bike lanes everywhere and then complain when a delivery truck parks in them because the loading zone no longer exists. They don't think that far ahead.
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Hey Bugmen, these are the people delivering your funkos and black dragon dildos.
 
Typical /r/fuckcars user:
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Bonus Hilarity:
One of them said it sucked to have to ask mom for a ride to his girlfriend's house when he was 13:
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And the rest of them chimed in about their (lack of) love lives:
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You know that video of a small dog and a leaf blower that was edited to be faster and look like some angry hellspawn?

That's how I imagine most of these people are in real life. They just get irrationally angry at the mere mention of personal transport but ultimately can do jackshit since they're all low-T, balding beta husks that can bark a lot but ultimately shy away from biting, since weapons also scare them.
 
Typical /r/fuckcars user:
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Bonus Hilarity:
One of them said it sucked to have to ask mom for a ride to his girlfriend's house when he was 13:
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So pretty much all of fuckcars is urban bugmen and literal teen=angers being angsty and needing something to blame their parents for.

Those poor teens not enjoying the wonderful diversity of a city where they will get mugged and run into seven different homeless bums begging for change a day.
 
So pretty much all of fuckcars is urban bugmen and literal teen=angers being angsty and needing something to blame their parents for.

Those poor teens not enjoying the wonderful diversity of a city where they will get mugged and run into seven different homeless bums begging for change a day.
It's all part of the pipeline to their USSA pipedream.
Since Soviet Russia offered cars to its citizens which often took a decade or more to eventually arrive, forcing them to use other means of transport for a very long time, these people think it's cool to just do away with the "you'll get a car eventually" part and just ambulate in various other ways for their whole life.

It's zero fucking coincidence a lot of them are commies.
 
These are the same people that lobby for bike lanes everywhere and then complain when a delivery truck parks in them because the loading zone no longer exists. They don't think that far ahead.
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In many cities busses park in streets when there are no bike lanes. Additionally, police vehicles often park in the middle of street. When someone is having an emergency, parking respectfully is not a priority.
Finally, parking in a street is more dangerous, you have more control over a bike than a car. You can stop on a dime, many cars cannot.
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Bonus Hilarity:
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Only on reddit is the word of a 13 year old taken seriously. Of course it is reddit so juvenile opinions on anything are the norm.
There is a reason kids can't vote. Also the "I never had a gf" thing on reddit is really fucking sad.
 
Even the ones that realize you can't ban all vehicles are these types of people, I wouldn't be surprised if they want to revive the Pony Express in order to justify an 'eco-friendly' way to transport food and goods long distances
Hey now, don't try and conflate these people with the Pony Express Those ponies were based. Unlike urban bugmen, they provided a useful service to civilization. Maybe we should bring it back. I'd totally drive my car out to the local Pony Express stop to watch them come and go!
 
These people are actually unhinged if they think cars are death machines. Yes vehicles can kill but so can everything. If you tried hard enough you could probably murder someone with a plastic spoon. Pretty much all vehicle related incidents involve one or more persons being a fucking retard and not paying attention, and that it their fault and no one elses.

But sure, everyone driving a car is a potential mass murderer that that Wakeusha black supremacist. These guys literally use the same arguments as gun grabber types. Even the ones that realize you can't ban all vehicles are these types of people, I wouldn't be surprised if they want to revive the Pony Express in order to justify an 'eco-friendly' way to transport food and goods long distances to stores even though that would be far more expensive than trucks are, even if you somehow involve trains along the way.

Then again these people are all pro-urban bugmen who can't fathom shit being more than a 15 minute walk from where you live.
Hey now, don't try and conflate these people with the Pony Express Those ponies were based. Unlike urban bugmen, they provided a useful service to civilization. Maybe we should bring it back. I'd totally drive my car out to the local Pony Express stop to watch them come and go!
If they brought back the pony express these same urbanites will be complaining about their cities smelling like shit with the mountain of dung all over the place.
 
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