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Has she posted about her son's recent health problems with as much emotion? Whilst it's very sad she lost her dog will she lament as publicly if/when Lucas dies?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Yeah, there's no way in fuck she's telling the truth or anything close to the truth. My dog was a mini dachshund, and she would have been smart enough to move had I fallen and was about to land on her, and I would have done my damnedest to adjust myself to avoid landing on her. She's probably as shitty with and to animals as he is. You don't develop that behavior in a vacuum. And has the same relationship with the truth as he does.
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It shouldn't be funny but I'm cracking up at the thought of a decrepit boomer keeling over and crushing a dog. It's a sitcom skit.
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I know a lot of people already mentioned it but holy shit, look at this dude. He literally remembers the exact day he got his dick wet the first time. It wouldn't surprise me if he also remembered the exact time he pounded his sad sausage inside that poor woman.
Now tell me, which sane woman, gen Z or not, will look at this and think about having sex with this guy? He's literally his own worst enemy, it's amazing I love it.
WonderWino
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Yeah something definitely doesn't add up with her explanation. There is no rational reason why she wouldn't tell the vet that she fell on the dog if that was what happened. Hell common sense says she'd say what happened. What are you going to do otherwise? Walk in carrying a crushed dog and say you have no idea what happened? How do you expect a vet to be able to diagnose and treat the dog properly if you don't tell them what happened? If you're stupid enough to get evasive like that when you bring a dog in with serious injuries like that the vet is going to get suspicious real quick and will report you for suspected animal cruelty.
That said, there is no way the vet didn't know something had crushed the dog no matter what she said. That should be easy to tell simply because of the type of injuries and how widespread they were. So the question becomes why would she lie about it? I'd say there are two possibilities: either she lost her shit and beat the dog over something it did and came to her senses afterwards, panicked and took the dog in to get help when she calmed down, or she lost her balance and fell on the dog as a result of dementia symptoms and this is her way of trying to make up a story to save face about her health and what happened because she doesn't want to get dumped into a nursing home. She's an adult woman, that baxter would have to be one hell of a big strong dog to make her do something like that. Hell even after a major stroke and being riddled with cancer my grandmother could hold onto her dog and that was a fully grown bernese mountain dog and was absolutely fucking massive. Though I could see her try to come up with an explanation like that if it happened as she claims but did so as a result of her having balance and weakness problems from the progression of the dementia. Also, I don't get how that could have happened at all as the dog would have known she was falling and tried to run out of the way. Even with a leash on theres no way there wouldn't have been enough space to avoid getting crushed like that. Dogs have pretty good self preservation instincts
Yeah, the more I think about it the more I believe she did something to the dog. Either out of anger or spazzy dementia anger moment related. Like Twrx said lucas's behavior toward animals was learned and very likely came from her. Its not difficult to do serious harm to a 7lb dog
Regardless shes clearly not telling the truth about something there, and there is no way she should have a dog if she can't control it to the point something like that happens
I don’t think he has, he’s too much of a pussy to do that, and he doesn’t think he should ever have to pay for those things. He’s also pretty much always been too broke to afford it. Also, if he HAD utilized the services of sex workers, he absolutely would have bragged about it, he just wouldn’t have said it was a hooker. He 1000% would have gone on and on for days/weeks/months/years about the hot girl who just BEGGED to go home with him and how he took her to micro penis pound town for 3 full minutes. So yeah, I believe he never has gotten a hooker lol.
On a completely separate note, did someone piss Klickitat off? Or are we finally out of content? There’s been nothing new on Wernology for several days now.
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"Larry and I were crushed".
CRUSHED. She actually used that word after crushing her dog. The death of a pet is never funny, but everything Lucas's mom writes about tragedy is so full of strange holes and plot details that don't line up; you've really got to question her version of events. I've still never gotten over Lucas's "hot oatmeal" rash and what an oddly specific descriptor that is.
HOW could you crush your dog, and then write "Larry and I are crushed"? Also, the sympathy with which she discusses the dog sounds INCREDIBLY similar to the way she discusses Lucas as a child. It sounds like faux-sympathy, faux-concern. She may be sincere, but she radiates insincerity.
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He might just be busy or something, Looks like the last content uploaded was one of those shorts about three days ago
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She views people and animals exactly like he does. Nothing but NPCs with transactional value. All that matters is what they can do for them, nothing more. Doesn't matter if it's supposed friends, family members or pets.
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She talks the way a low IQ sociopath does when they're trying to play victim for something, know people expect a certain set of behaviors and attitudes and behaviors from them in doing that and are trying to mimic and display those behaviors without really understanding the emotions involved or how to behave like a normal person. Con artists, sociopaths, BPD's and serial killers do this kind of shit. As do autists but when autists do it its coming from a very different place and usually not in a deliberate malicious or manipulative manner but a legit result of actually having autism. This is part of that that mask of sanity shit you hear so much about from psychologists and law enforcement. Its why so many people get conned by such people at first when they're not really paying attention to how the person is behaving, but if they stop and consider the situation they start to notice somethings just off about how they act and their mannerisms. Like an alien giving an imitation of what it thinks being a human is like
Which is exactly the way lucas behaves. He's just stupider and thus more glaringly obvious about it without being aware of it. I've said it before and i'll say it again - she is the source of much of his behavior and attitudes. Stuff like this just makes that ever more obvious
and i'm calling it now - we're going to get more weird behavior and claims from her the more her dementia starts progressing and she starts to slip in her ability to think and lie rationally until she starts acting an awful lot like lucas does now. and then suddenly the rest of the family is going to get involved and stop her from posting shit publicly anymore
Exactly. She is a sociopath. I have zero doubts about that. and like every other sociopath she views everything in terms of how useful the things she interacts with are to her, whether that is people, animals, relationships, objects, etc... Everything is a means to an end and matter only in so far as they advance her desires in some way. She's also fairly low IQ as shown by the fact she slips up fairly frequently and doesn't notice it or how some things she says and does look. She even uses lucas himself in the same way. These days its for sympathy points and such but even as a kid all the shit she admits he had to go through were all twisted around in her head and treated as a slight toward her in some way. It was all about her. She didn't really care what happened to lucas as a kid so long as it didn't make her look bad and so long as he didn't cross any major lines that might cause serious consequences that came back on her. I wouldn't be surprised if she actively covered up a few things in lucas's childhood or put pressure on others to do so. You know, like if you imply my little lucas is acting creepy and inappropriate toward little girls in his class or do anything to him about it i'll scream discrimination and sue! sort of thing. Not for his sake but for how it would reflect on her as his mother. Even that website she made about him was all about her, which you could tell by the examples she gave of lucas being supposedly treated badly and of course the infamous stuff she claimed about how he became mentally ill in the first place. I wouldn't be surprised if the reason she got rid of the site is because somebody pointed this out to her and started asking why she was saying some of that stuff in those examplesTwrx said:
So like you were saying, she doesn't care about the dog in itself, she only cares about the perceptions others have of her so she puts on an act that she thinks they expect her to have when such an incident happens
That said, as fucked as lucas himself is I bet myrna has more than a few skeletons in her closet and a history of behavior not all that different from his that would make for quite the thread of its own if it ever got out. However, unlike lucas she isn't so stupid that she doesn't know to keep most of the bad shit private. Probably the one thing she should have taught him but clearly didn't. Its kind of ironic really, as even a dog will engage in deception to try to hide the fact that its done something bad when it gets caught and doesn't actively advertise it.....so lucas is legitimately stupider than the average dog....never mind the fact that by his own admission he used to piss and shit in bushes, responded to his name and treats like a dog and had very dog like behaviors early on in his mental hospital stays. I still wonder what they had him on to make him like that. Might have been better for everyone if they'd kept him on it
Home cooked though, no Clinkerdaggers.
The dog post got me in the feels and I'm stone hearted. I just think she's a horrible pet owner. It don't sound right.
My cats LOVE to sleep directly in the path to the bathroom at night. We have tripped over them zillions of times and they either move or bite you. 
You'd think her dog would have hauled ass. I think she's deceitful. to
You'd think her dog would have hauled ass. I think she's deceitful. to
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Three minutes?I don’t think he has, he’s too much of a pussy to do that, and he doesn’t think he should ever have to pay for those things. He’s also pretty much always been too broke to afford it. Also, if he HAD utilized the services of sex workers, he absolutely would have bragged about it, he just wouldn’t have said it was a hooker. He 1000% would have gone on and on for days/weeks/months/years about the hot girl who just BEGGED to go home with him and how he took her to micro penis pound town for 3 full minutes. So yeah, I believe he never has gotten a hooker lol.
On a completely separate note, did someone piss Klickitat off? Or are we finally out of content? There’s been nothing new on Wernology for several days now.
More like 30 seconds. Lucas is the dummy who would cum before he got his zipper down.
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and thus he'd have convinced himself he'd found his 9th girlfriend.
Plus he'd nut all over the inside of his pants and leave them that way for weeks
Creeper was released out of the hospital yesterday.
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Sorry… sociopath?
Can you define your version of sociopath for me because that’s not in the DSM and she certainly doesn’t meet criteria for ASPD.
I’m willing to bet based on your stated reasoning, however, that you are saying sociopath but describing someone who is really just a narcissist. What you described (the focus on impression management for ego) is pure narcissism and that fits but not sociopathy…. Because there are zero versions or definitions under which she would meet criteria for psychopathy or sociopathy, whether using definitions by the DSM, ICD-10, Hare, Salter, Babiak, etc.
Sorry. I am one of the biggest anti-Myrna folks, but she’s not so interesting or novel as a sociopath: just a garden variety narcissist.
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No, no it's not you fat fuck. The west coast is getting rocked heat wise this weekend, I haven't lived in Spokane, but I know the few times it creeped above 85 when I was stationed on Lewis, Washington natives were dying. 88 has to feel like he's on the surface of the sun to him.
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I agree, 11:30 pm here and it's 80 degrees, tomorrow is expected to be 107.
Mr. Cheese wants to take a motorcycle trip, but when it's this hot it's like riding in a convection oven.
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In fairness to Myrna, old women who were never really active have awful spatial awareness, reflexes and coordination. I don't see anything unbelievable about Baxter pulling his lead while she was mid step and her crashing down like the towers on 9/11.
He creeps around places where he can eye-ball young girls/teenagers/young women so I'd say for years he's already been nutting inside his pants and wearing the pants for weeks.
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Sounds like something right out of an episode of Seinfeld. I can just picture Jerry and George trying to cover it up the same way.